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Started by Palehorse, May 18, 2011, 06:38:49 PM

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Palehorse

May 18, 2011, 06:38:49 PM
According to some Xtians, the end of the world comes this Saturday!

http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/18/tick-tock-goes-the-doomsday-clock/?hpt=C1

Does this mean I can just screw the mortgage payment, go on a bender, and spend the rest of the week saying to hell with my personal health and everybody else's personal comfort points?  :biggrin:

Anarchy!
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Sandy Eggo

#1
May 18, 2011, 08:22:42 PM
Would you believe that I'm having a huge cookout that day? All day? I didn't plan it b/c of Rapture ;D It's just something I like to do about this time of year. One thing about it, my party won't be disrupted b/c no one on the guest list is eligible for rapture . ;D
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

Palehorse

#2
May 18, 2011, 08:34:33 PM
Quote from: Sandy Eggo on May 18, 2011, 08:22:42 PM
Would you believe that I'm having a huge cookout that day? All day? I didn't plan it b/c of Rapture ;D It's just something I like to do about this time of year. One thing about it, my party won't be disrupted b/c no one on the guest list is eligible for rapture . ;D

We're hosting a "post rapture" baby shower for our daughter on Sunday afternoon. This being the heart of the bible belt, I expect the guest list of 60 may experience a high level of "rapture-shrink"!

(I wonder if they will go to hell because they lied when they RSVP'd? Or perhaps they will receive Rapturematic Immunity?)  :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Sandy Eggo

#3
May 18, 2011, 08:42:52 PM
:biggrin:

I wonder how they'd react if you called them and asked them to forward the gift ahead just on the off-chance they're heading north? ;D
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

Palehorse

#4
May 18, 2011, 09:00:30 PM
Quote from: Sandy Eggo on May 18, 2011, 08:42:52 PM
:biggrin:

I wonder how they'd react if you called them and asked them to forward the gift ahead just on the off-chance they're heading north? ;D
:food24: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

The Troll

#5
May 18, 2011, 09:05:01 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on May 18, 2011, 06:38:49 PM
According to some Xtians, the end of the world comes this Saturday!

http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/18/tick-tock-goes-the-doomsday-clock/?hpt=C1

Does this mean I can just screw the mortgage payment, go on a bender, and spend the rest of the week saying to hell with my personal health and everybody else's personal comfort points?  :biggrin:

Anarchy!

  Have we go anyone out there that wants to give the Troll all of their toys before they go.  Troll likes toys.  :biggrin:

The Troll

#6
May 19, 2011, 08:44:56 AM
Quote from: The Troll on May 18, 2011, 09:05:01 PM
  Have we go anyone out there that wants to give the Troll all of their toys before they go.  Troll likes toys.  :biggrin:

  Don't fly on an airplane Saturday with two Born again Christians as pilot and copilot.  They might be ratured up and you'll be in a crash without a crew on board and you won't get to see the "Coming"  :rolleyes:

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Exterminator

#7
May 20, 2011, 03:39:34 PM
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Exterminator

#8
May 20, 2011, 04:34:02 PM
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

followsthewolf

#9
May 20, 2011, 04:44:31 PM
"Rapturematic Immunity"

God, that's funny.

Oh, man. I said "God."

I don't think I'm going to be immunized rapturematically.

More likely I'm going the way of Ex's weather forecast.

Definitely 666 degrees.
:biggrin:
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

Palehorse

#10
May 20, 2011, 07:50:56 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on May 20, 2011, 04:34:02 PM

:food24: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Quote from: followsthewolf on May 20, 2011, 04:44:31 PM
"Rapturematic Immunity"

God, that's funny.

Oh, man. I said "God."

I don't think I'm going to be immunized rapturematically.

More likely I'm going the way of Ex's weather forecast.

Definitely 666 degrees.
:biggrin:

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :spooked:
:devil29: :devil29: :devil29: :devil29: :devil29: :devil29: :devil29:


R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Nighthawk

#11
May 20, 2011, 08:06:19 PM
It is to begin at 6PM Saturday at the international date line in the middle of the Pacific. This will be 2AM Saturday morning here. So reports should start rolling in then.


I wonder if this means the Mayans got it wrong.  :biggrin:

Palehorse

#12
May 21, 2011, 09:37:40 AM
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#13
May 21, 2011, 04:59:10 PM
Sill here!
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Exterminator

#14
May 21, 2011, 09:12:48 PM
I was at a funeral this evening and someone's car caught fire; does that count?
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.
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