Title: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Exterminator on September 03, 2009, 01:50:34 PM
Post by: Exterminator on September 03, 2009, 01:50:34 PM
Classic! (http://peopleofwalmart.com/) :biggrin:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: pariann on September 03, 2009, 02:01:48 PM
Post by: pariann on September 03, 2009, 02:01:48 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on September 03, 2009, 01:50:34 PM
[urlhttp://peopleofwalmart.com/]Classic![/url] :biggrin:
Classic! (http://peopleofwalmart.com/)
How do you mess those up? LOL
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Henry Hawk on September 03, 2009, 02:06:00 PM
Post by: Henry Hawk on September 03, 2009, 02:06:00 PM
todays ...NO...link of the day....
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Locutus on September 03, 2009, 02:12:23 PM
Post by: Locutus on September 03, 2009, 02:12:23 PM
That thing went viral over the last couple of days. Their servers are crashing because of all the traffic. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: me on September 03, 2009, 02:12:53 PM
Post by: me on September 03, 2009, 02:12:53 PM
Can you imagine tryin' to do anything with those fingernails? :eek:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Exterminator on September 03, 2009, 02:13:52 PM
Post by: Exterminator on September 03, 2009, 02:13:52 PM
Quote from: pariann on September 03, 2009, 02:01:48 PM
Classic! (http://peopleofwalmart.com/)
How do you mess those up? LOL
What? :hide:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Exterminator on September 03, 2009, 02:15:25 PM
Post by: Exterminator on September 03, 2009, 02:15:25 PM
Quote from: Locutus on September 03, 2009, 02:12:23 PM
That thing went viral over the last couple of days. Their servers are crashing because of all the traffic. :biggrin:
Yep.
For those who missed it, Kimmi posted a good link yesterday. (http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays)
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Palehorse on September 03, 2009, 03:02:14 PM
Post by: Palehorse on September 03, 2009, 03:02:14 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on September 03, 2009, 02:15:25 PM
Yep.
For those who missed it, Kimmi posted a good link yesterday. (http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays)
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: That's great stuff right there!
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: pariann on September 03, 2009, 07:53:07 PM
Post by: pariann on September 03, 2009, 07:53:07 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on September 03, 2009, 02:13:52 PMOh don't even try it, I quoted this time. LOL
What? :hide:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: pariann on September 03, 2009, 07:54:47 PM
Post by: pariann on September 03, 2009, 07:54:47 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on September 03, 2009, 02:15:25 PMOh that is a good one, I am following that boy. Reminds me of some of the stuff my dad said without the 'language'.
Yep.
For those who missed it, Kimmi posted a good link yesterday. (http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays)
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: kimmi on September 03, 2009, 07:59:45 PM
Post by: kimmi on September 03, 2009, 07:59:45 PM
Ok Ex's link really makes me want to go out and get an Iphone! I NEED to be able to take pics and post instantly!!
I love the twitter guy!! I think that kid should make T-shirts with his dad's face on the front and any of the sayings on the back. I bet he would make a mint!
I love the twitter guy!! I think that kid should make T-shirts with his dad's face on the front and any of the sayings on the back. I bet he would make a mint!
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: pariann on September 03, 2009, 08:43:59 PM
Post by: pariann on September 03, 2009, 08:43:59 PM
I agree. I really didn't think I was going to be near as amused as I was when I first took a look. But that crap can be appreciated by anyone, any gender, any age. LOL
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Palehorse on September 04, 2009, 11:24:10 AM
Post by: Palehorse on September 04, 2009, 11:24:10 AM
"You touched that god damned biscuit. Bullshit, I saw you touch it....I don't give a shit about your evidence, this isn't a court of law."about 18 hours ago from web
From Kim's link. . . :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
From Kim's link. . . :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: pariann on September 04, 2009, 11:28:12 AM
Post by: pariann on September 04, 2009, 11:28:12 AM
I personally like the ones about the toilet, and the dog.
"You need to flush the toilet more than once...No, YOU, YOU specifically need to. You know what, use a different toilet. This is my toilet."
"The dog is an outside dog. You want an inside dog, you go get your own inside."
"The dog don't like you planting stuff there. It's his backyard. If you're the only one who sh*ts in something, you own it. Remember that."
"You need to flush the toilet more than once...No, YOU, YOU specifically need to. You know what, use a different toilet. This is my toilet."
"The dog is an outside dog. You want an inside dog, you go get your own inside."
"The dog don't like you planting stuff there. It's his backyard. If you're the only one who sh*ts in something, you own it. Remember that."
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Palehorse on September 04, 2009, 11:32:42 AM
Post by: Palehorse on September 04, 2009, 11:32:42 AM
I have a hard time figuring out which ones I liked. That guy had me belly laughing yesterday. He's like a generic Archie Bunker or something. . .
I settled on this one though l
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I settled on this one though l
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Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: pariann on September 04, 2009, 11:39:57 AM
Post by: pariann on September 04, 2009, 11:39:57 AM
Yeah that's a good one. I can't wait for the next thing. I swear sometimes it reminds me of my own dad, without all the language of course. Not that my dad didn't swear, he just didn't use it as every other word and I don't think I heard the f-bomb come out of his mouth in front of us girls.
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Exterminator on September 04, 2009, 11:48:50 AM
Post by: Exterminator on September 04, 2009, 11:48:50 AM
LMAO! :biggrin:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Exterminator on September 04, 2009, 12:01:14 PM
Post by: Exterminator on September 04, 2009, 12:01:14 PM
Penis envy. (http://www.go-girl.com/)
A video for a similar product (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T47kt6DuT-4)
A video for a similar product (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T47kt6DuT-4)
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Henry Hawk on September 04, 2009, 12:03:25 PM
Post by: Henry Hawk on September 04, 2009, 12:03:25 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on September 04, 2009, 12:01:14 PM
Penis envy. (http://www.go-girl.com/)
is THIS a great country or not!!!...
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Exterminator on September 04, 2009, 12:04:19 PM
Post by: Exterminator on September 04, 2009, 12:04:19 PM
Check the video I added...she's smokin'!
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: pariann on September 04, 2009, 12:06:09 PM
Post by: pariann on September 04, 2009, 12:06:09 PM
Once you practice a time or two, using a GoGirl is going to feel like second nature. You won't be like a man. You'll just pee like one.
Alrighty then.
Apparently not, we are behind: European women have used female urination devices for years.
Alrighty then.
Quote from: Henry Hawk on September 04, 2009, 12:03:25 PM
is THIS a great country or not!!!...
Apparently not, we are behind: European women have used female urination devices for years.
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Palehorse on September 04, 2009, 12:07:42 PM
Post by: Palehorse on September 04, 2009, 12:07:42 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on September 04, 2009, 12:04:19 PM
Check the video I added...she's smokin'!
:rotfl:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Henry Hawk on September 04, 2009, 01:23:11 PM
Post by: Henry Hawk on September 04, 2009, 01:23:11 PM
that kind of shines a whole new light on the phrase...."you GO girl!!"
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: pariann on September 04, 2009, 02:49:28 PM
Post by: pariann on September 04, 2009, 02:49:28 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on September 04, 2009, 11:32:42 AM
I have a hard time figuring out which ones I liked. That guy had me belly laughing yesterday. He's like a generic Archie Bunker or something. . .
I settled on this one though l
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Have you looked in on the latest?
"I'm having a Makers Mark, you want one? What? 7up? I ain't mixing f*cking makers with 7up. Might as well put a lil' f*cking umbrella in it"
What a manly man!!! LOL
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Palehorse on September 04, 2009, 02:50:12 PM
Post by: Palehorse on September 04, 2009, 02:50:12 PM
LMFAO!
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Elaine on September 07, 2009, 12:19:10 PM
Post by: Elaine on September 07, 2009, 12:19:10 PM
now that guy is hysteria!
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: pariann on September 08, 2009, 06:39:58 AM
Post by: pariann on September 08, 2009, 06:39:58 AM
And he's still at it:
"The worst thing you can be is a liar....Okay fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but THEN, number two is liar. Nazi 1, Liar 2"
"The worst thing you can be is a liar....Okay fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but THEN, number two is liar. Nazi 1, Liar 2"
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: kimmi on September 08, 2009, 08:55:28 AM
Post by: kimmi on September 08, 2009, 08:55:28 AM
I really want to go to dinner at this man's house.
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: pariann on September 08, 2009, 09:00:50 AM
Post by: pariann on September 08, 2009, 09:00:50 AM
LOL...send a direct message to Jason and find out where he lives. Maybe he's close enough to visit. :wink:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Palehorse on September 08, 2009, 11:59:45 AM
Post by: Palehorse on September 08, 2009, 11:59:45 AM
Quote from: pariann on September 08, 2009, 06:39:58 AM
And he's still at it:
"The worst thing you can be is a liar....Okay fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but THEN, number two is liar. Nazi 1, Liar 2"
Yeah, I bookmarked the site! Friggin guy is funny as hell! :biggrin:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: kimmi on September 08, 2009, 04:19:18 PM
Post by: kimmi on September 08, 2009, 04:19:18 PM
Ok I know we love the old guy, but here is another link for your viewing enjoyment!
http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/
http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Sandy Eggo on September 09, 2009, 11:11:53 PM
Post by: Sandy Eggo on September 09, 2009, 11:11:53 PM
LMAO! I was thrown off by the co-worker pictures. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Palehorse on September 11, 2009, 09:37:36 AM
Post by: Palehorse on September 11, 2009, 09:37:36 AM
"Why the f#*# would I want to live to 100? I'm 73 and shit's starting to get boring. By the way, there's no money left when I go, just fyi."
:biggrin:
:biggrin:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: pariann on September 11, 2009, 09:41:02 AM
Post by: pariann on September 11, 2009, 09:41:02 AM
Isn't he just a howl? LOL
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: kimmi on September 11, 2009, 09:42:00 AM
Post by: kimmi on September 11, 2009, 09:42:00 AM
My grandfather would end something like that with "there's no money" too.
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Palehorse on September 11, 2009, 09:43:34 AM
Post by: Palehorse on September 11, 2009, 09:43:34 AM
Quote from: pariann on September 11, 2009, 09:41:02 AM
Isn't he just a howl? LOL
"Here's a strawberry, sorry for farting near you...Hey! Either take the strawberry and stop bitching, or no strawberry, that's the deal."
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: pariann on September 11, 2009, 09:43:59 AM
Post by: pariann on September 11, 2009, 09:43:59 AM
You know....my half sister is trying to tell us the same thing.....but she's lying.
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Palehorse on September 11, 2009, 09:45:32 AM
Post by: Palehorse on September 11, 2009, 09:45:32 AM
I may have to take that approach with my own siblings. . . Maybe that will make them go away? :biggrin:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: kimmi on September 11, 2009, 10:29:04 AM
Post by: kimmi on September 11, 2009, 10:29:04 AM
http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: pariann on September 11, 2009, 01:54:42 PM
Post by: pariann on September 11, 2009, 01:54:42 PM
Omg he's just evil!!!
shitmydadsays "I turn the kitchen faucet on and the shower burns you, yes, I get it...No, I'm not gonna stop, I'm just saying yes, I get that concept."
shitmydadsays "I turn the kitchen faucet on and the shower burns you, yes, I get it...No, I'm not gonna stop, I'm just saying yes, I get that concept."
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Palehorse on September 11, 2009, 02:01:00 PM
Post by: Palehorse on September 11, 2009, 02:01:00 PM
Quote from: pariann on September 11, 2009, 01:54:42 PM
Omg he's just evil!!!
shitmydadsays "I turn the kitchen faucet on and the shower burns you, yes, I get it...No, I'm not gonna stop, I'm just saying yes, I get that concept."
:food24: :food24: :food24:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Palehorse on September 14, 2009, 09:26:31 PM
Post by: Palehorse on September 14, 2009, 09:26:31 PM
"Anytime someone sells you food in a sack, it's not a sack of food, it's a sack of shit."
- U know who! :biggrin:
- U know who! :biggrin:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: pariann on September 14, 2009, 09:31:10 PM
Post by: pariann on September 14, 2009, 09:31:10 PM
You know, that one didn't show up on my twitter home page for some reason, I actually had to go to his page to see that one.
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Palehorse on September 14, 2009, 09:33:48 PM
Post by: Palehorse on September 14, 2009, 09:33:48 PM
That guy cracks me up! :biggrin:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: pariann on September 15, 2009, 10:00:29 AM
Post by: pariann on September 15, 2009, 10:00:29 AM
Me too, would you believe I sit here and read those things to my daughters 17 year old boyfriend? I figure guys REALLY appreciate the humor in those tweets.
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: pariann on September 15, 2009, 04:11:03 PM
Post by: pariann on September 15, 2009, 04:11:03 PM
shitmydadsays "Don't listen to the ***** side of you when you make a decision. People gravitate towards being a *****. Remove the *****, son."
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: kimmi on September 16, 2009, 06:00:17 PM
Post by: kimmi on September 16, 2009, 06:00:17 PM
"Fucking Radio Shack. It's a wonder they even know how to use a bathroom and don't just walk around all day with shit in their pants."
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: pariann on September 17, 2009, 03:07:49 AM
Post by: pariann on September 17, 2009, 03:07:49 AM
Okay, usually Ashton Kutcher's tweets aren't anywhere near as good as shit my dad says...but...this one had me laughing out loud for real:
aplusk: BREAKING NEWS... Kanye West just interrupted Patrick Swayzes funeral 2 let every1 know Michael Jacksons death was better (<-text I just got)
aplusk: BREAKING NEWS... Kanye West just interrupted Patrick Swayzes funeral 2 let every1 know Michael Jacksons death was better (<-text I just got)
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Palehorse on September 17, 2009, 10:24:59 AM
Post by: Palehorse on September 17, 2009, 10:24:59 AM
:biggrin:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: pariann on September 17, 2009, 06:56:13 PM
Post by: pariann on September 17, 2009, 06:56:13 PM
shitmydadsays "The universe does not give a f*ck about you. You are a speck in its shit."
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: kimmi on September 17, 2009, 07:06:44 PM
Post by: kimmi on September 17, 2009, 07:06:44 PM
Damn!! You beat me to it! :biggrin:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: pariann on September 17, 2009, 07:27:48 PM
Post by: pariann on September 17, 2009, 07:27:48 PM
It's the bloody mary.....I'm motivated to have fun! LOL
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: kimmi on September 17, 2009, 09:27:54 PM
Post by: kimmi on September 17, 2009, 09:27:54 PM
Stay away from this much fun!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-iBJQFMvgo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-iBJQFMvgo
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: me on September 19, 2009, 11:36:10 PM
Post by: me on September 19, 2009, 11:36:10 PM
:biggrin:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: pariann on September 20, 2009, 08:27:15 PM
Post by: pariann on September 20, 2009, 08:27:15 PM
HA.....beat you all again.
shitmydadsays: I think the baby shit....Well, I'm smelling shit right now, so if it ain't the baby, one of you has a big f*cking problem."
shitmydadsays: I think the baby shit....Well, I'm smelling shit right now, so if it ain't the baby, one of you has a big f*cking problem."
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Elaine on September 20, 2009, 08:40:37 PM
Post by: Elaine on September 20, 2009, 08:40:37 PM
that old man is sooooo funny. i laugh every time i go to that site. is just a hoot. i wonder sometimes what the rest of the conversation is going on around him.
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: pariann on September 20, 2009, 09:11:08 PM
Post by: pariann on September 20, 2009, 09:11:08 PM
I've had people I show that to tell me the same thing....what context is that phrase being said in.
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Exterminator on September 21, 2009, 01:25:03 PM
Post by: Exterminator on September 21, 2009, 01:25:03 PM
Maybe I should start my own Twitter blog called 'shitmygirlfriendsays'. She popped out this little tidbit over the weekend: "I always stuff my purse full of food before I fly; that way if we crash, while everyone else is eating each other, I can have a Snickers." :biggrin:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Henry Hawk on September 21, 2009, 01:27:33 PM
Post by: Henry Hawk on September 21, 2009, 01:27:33 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on September 21, 2009, 01:25:03 PM
Maybe I should start my own Twitter blog called 'shitmygirlfriendsays'. She popped out this little tidbit over the weekend: "I always stuff my purse full of food before I fly; that way if we crash, while everyone else is eating each other, I can have a Snickers." :biggrin:
now THAT may have been the MOST amusing thing I have 'read' in a LONG time... ;D
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: pariann on September 21, 2009, 01:28:33 PM
Post by: pariann on September 21, 2009, 01:28:33 PM
I think she's a pretty smart cookie. That is, of course, IF she survives the crash. LOL
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Palehorse on September 21, 2009, 01:33:29 PM
Post by: Palehorse on September 21, 2009, 01:33:29 PM
"Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it fu%#ed you." - :biggrin:
So I guess I was just pimped out by life then?
So I guess I was just pimped out by life then?
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: pariann on September 21, 2009, 01:40:57 PM
Post by: pariann on September 21, 2009, 01:40:57 PM
Who cares? It's a hundred dollar bill!
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Palehorse on September 21, 2009, 01:44:21 PM
Post by: Palehorse on September 21, 2009, 01:44:21 PM
Yeah, I guess I am just one of life's whores! :biggrin:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: pariann on September 21, 2009, 07:51:15 PM
Post by: pariann on September 21, 2009, 07:51:15 PM
shitmydadsays "No, you can not borrow my t-shirt...How about instead of standing there looking shocked, you do your f*cking laundry?"
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Palehorse on September 22, 2009, 01:05:09 PM
Post by: Palehorse on September 22, 2009, 01:05:09 PM
"I wouldn't worry about money...No, it has a lot to do with happiness, I just meant YOU shouldn't worry, cause you'd just piss it away." ~ shitmydadsays 092209
:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Exterminator on September 23, 2009, 10:07:19 AM
Post by: Exterminator on September 23, 2009, 10:07:19 AM
You have to appreciate a job well done. (http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/09/23/stockholm.helicopter.heist/index.html)
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: me on September 23, 2009, 01:28:29 PM
Post by: me on September 23, 2009, 01:28:29 PM
And on that note I'm going back to cleaning the what-nots and do dads in my curio cabinet. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Exterminator on September 24, 2009, 01:40:00 PM
Post by: Exterminator on September 24, 2009, 01:40:00 PM
WTF? (http://www.theindychannel.com/health/21102204/detail.html) :eek:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Henry Hawk on September 24, 2009, 01:47:31 PM
Post by: Henry Hawk on September 24, 2009, 01:47:31 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on September 24, 2009, 01:40:00 PM
WTF? (http://www.theindychannel.com/health/21102204/detail.html) :eek:
that's it................I'm going home for the day.......I've seen it ALL now. :no:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: pariann on September 24, 2009, 01:48:28 PM
Post by: pariann on September 24, 2009, 01:48:28 PM
Sounds as if he got his enlargement wish.
Quote from: Henry Hawk on September 24, 2009, 01:47:31 PMThere were pictures? How did I miss that?
that's it................I'm going home for the day.......I've seen it ALL now. :no:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Henry Hawk on September 24, 2009, 01:49:25 PM
Post by: Henry Hawk on September 24, 2009, 01:49:25 PM
Quote from: pariann on September 24, 2009, 01:48:28 PM
Sounds as if he got his enlargement wish.
There were pictures? How did I miss that?
just disturbing MENTAL pictures..........
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Palehorse on September 24, 2009, 01:52:59 PM
Post by: Palehorse on September 24, 2009, 01:52:59 PM
"You're gonna run into jerk offs. But remember, it's not the size of the asshole you worry about, it's how much shit comes out of it." ~ Shitmydadsays :biggrin:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: kimmi on September 25, 2009, 07:40:05 PM
Post by: kimmi on September 25, 2009, 07:40:05 PM
Ok this has a LOT of language but it is freaking hilarious!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExpEDH8Q1uU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExpEDH8Q1uU
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Palehorse on September 26, 2009, 11:30:39 AM
Post by: Palehorse on September 26, 2009, 11:30:39 AM
"I'm sitting in one of those TGI Friday's places, and everyone looks like they want to shove a shotgun in their mouth." ~ shitmydadsays :spooked:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: pariann on September 26, 2009, 02:24:47 PM
Post by: pariann on September 26, 2009, 02:24:47 PM
shitmydadsays "A scar ain't 13 god damned stitches. I'll introduce you to men with REAL scars, then we'll all laugh at your fucking 13 stitches together."
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: pariann on September 27, 2009, 11:15:46 PM
Post by: pariann on September 27, 2009, 11:15:46 PM
shitmydadsays "Do these announcers ever shut the f*ck up? Don't ever say stuff just because you think you should. That's the definition of an asshole."
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Palehorse on September 28, 2009, 01:30:25 PM
Post by: Palehorse on September 28, 2009, 01:30:25 PM
http://www.indystar.com/article/20090928/LOCAL/90928031/Rooftop+parachutist+jumps+again++cops+say (http://www.indystar.com/article/20090928/LOCAL/90928031/Rooftop+parachutist+jumps+again++cops+say)
Ex - You doing this??? :biggrin:
Ex - You doing this??? :biggrin:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Exterminator on September 28, 2009, 01:31:56 PM
Post by: Exterminator on September 28, 2009, 01:31:56 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on September 28, 2009, 01:30:25 PM
http://www.indystar.com/article/20090928/LOCAL/90928031/Rooftop+parachutist+jumps+again++cops+say (http://www.indystar.com/article/20090928/LOCAL/90928031/Rooftop+parachutist+jumps+again++cops+say)
Ex - You doing this??? :biggrin:
Heaven's no; that's illegal! :icon_twisted:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Palehorse on September 28, 2009, 01:33:37 PM
Post by: Palehorse on September 28, 2009, 01:33:37 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on September 28, 2009, 01:31:56 PM
Heaven's no; that's illegal! :icon_twisted:
Hah! :biggrin: :icon_twisted: :icon_twisted: You know you'll do it if you haven't already! :icon_twisted:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Exterminator on September 28, 2009, 01:50:46 PM
Post by: Exterminator on September 28, 2009, 01:50:46 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on September 28, 2009, 01:33:37 PM
Hah! :biggrin: :icon_twisted: :icon_twisted: You know you'll do it if you haven't already! :icon_twisted:
Can't do it now...they're watching! :biggrin:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Palehorse on September 28, 2009, 07:16:40 PM
Post by: Palehorse on September 28, 2009, 07:16:40 PM
"It's not the gardener's job to pick up the dog shit. If you don't want to pick up the dog shit, then learn a skill like gardening." ~ shitmydadsays :biggrin:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Exterminator on September 30, 2009, 02:42:32 PM
Post by: Exterminator on September 30, 2009, 02:42:32 PM
"Jesus Christ, Just give the dog his f'ing food. Why's he gotta do a trick first? YOU don't have to do shit before YOU eat." ~ shitmydadsays
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Palehorse on September 30, 2009, 02:47:48 PM
Post by: Palehorse on September 30, 2009, 02:47:48 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on September 30, 2009, 02:42:32 PM
"Jesus Christ, Just give the dog his f'ing food. Why's he gotta do a trick first? YOU don't have to do shit before YOU eat." ~ shitmydadsays
LMFAO! :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: pariann on September 30, 2009, 03:02:19 PM
Post by: pariann on September 30, 2009, 03:02:19 PM
That's not fair....it's been in my copy queue for about 30 minutes now...why does Ex have to beat me back here to post it? :rant:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Exterminator on September 30, 2009, 03:43:57 PM
Post by: Exterminator on September 30, 2009, 03:43:57 PM
Quote from: pariann on September 30, 2009, 03:02:19 PM
That's not fair....it's been in my copy queue for about 30 minutes now...why does Ex have to beat me back here to post it? :rant:
I'm sorry; I didn't know this was a competition like the 'last post wins' thread (which you lost :razz: ).
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Palehorse on September 30, 2009, 03:46:00 PM
Post by: Palehorse on September 30, 2009, 03:46:00 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on September 30, 2009, 03:43:57 PM
I'm sorry; I didn't know this was a competition like the 'last post wins' thread (which you lost :razz: ).
:biggrin:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: pariann on September 30, 2009, 04:42:48 PM
Post by: pariann on September 30, 2009, 04:42:48 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on September 30, 2009, 03:43:57 PMYou ARE sorry. :mad: :razz: :wink:
I'm sorry; I didn't know this was a competition like the 'last post wins' thread (which you lost :razz: ).
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: pariann on October 01, 2009, 09:40:13 AM
Post by: pariann on October 01, 2009, 09:40:13 AM
I can't link to the site I got this from because it's private pages...but I laughed and thought I would share:
(http://content3.myyearbook.com/stickers/e5/aa/e5aa79a0cebfcb339895dd58b062e794.gif)
(http://content3.myyearbook.com/stickers/e5/aa/e5aa79a0cebfcb339895dd58b062e794.gif)
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Exterminator on October 01, 2009, 09:45:32 AM
Post by: Exterminator on October 01, 2009, 09:45:32 AM
Man hater. :icon_evil:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: pariann on October 01, 2009, 10:03:24 AM
Post by: pariann on October 01, 2009, 10:03:24 AM
Who me? Never! I love men....much preferable to women. :wink:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Exterminator on October 01, 2009, 10:29:21 AM
Post by: Exterminator on October 01, 2009, 10:29:21 AM
You've tried both? :eek:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: pariann on October 01, 2009, 10:43:54 AM
Post by: pariann on October 01, 2009, 10:43:54 AM
Don't look so surprised. :wink:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Palehorse on October 01, 2009, 01:16:17 PM
Post by: Palehorse on October 01, 2009, 01:16:17 PM
:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
Thanks for the smile. . .
Thanks for the smile. . .
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: pariann on October 01, 2009, 01:52:25 PM
Post by: pariann on October 01, 2009, 01:52:25 PM
You're welcome, like Ex.....I'm here to help. :wink:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Henry Hawk on October 05, 2009, 02:35:43 PM
Post by: Henry Hawk on October 05, 2009, 02:35:43 PM
Jack Squat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEZFBozWg8E)
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Exterminator on October 05, 2009, 03:04:46 PM
Post by: Exterminator on October 05, 2009, 03:04:46 PM
I fixed it! (http://thereifixedit.com/)
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Palehorse on October 05, 2009, 03:36:38 PM
Post by: Palehorse on October 05, 2009, 03:36:38 PM
# "Does anyone your age know how to comb their fucking hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their head and started fucking."` shitmydadsays
"You're being fucking dramatic. You own a TV and an air mattress. That's not exactly what I'd call "a lot to lose." smds
"You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again after your bullshit dies out over someone else's house." ` smds
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
"You're being fucking dramatic. You own a TV and an air mattress. That's not exactly what I'd call "a lot to lose." smds
"You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again after your bullshit dies out over someone else's house." ` smds
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: kimmi on October 06, 2009, 07:12:17 PM
Post by: kimmi on October 06, 2009, 07:12:17 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-1ehDZv6JQ
:biggrin:
:biggrin:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: me on October 06, 2009, 10:25:30 PM
Post by: me on October 06, 2009, 10:25:30 PM
She cracks me up. Unless they took it off there should be an unedited version on there somewhere....that woman has a potty mouth for sure....LOL
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Exterminator on October 09, 2009, 03:11:27 PM
Post by: Exterminator on October 09, 2009, 03:11:27 PM
LMAO! WTF? (http://www.whitebirdbrowser.com/)
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Locutus on October 09, 2009, 03:18:00 PM
Post by: Locutus on October 09, 2009, 03:18:00 PM
Wow!
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Henry Hawk on October 09, 2009, 03:18:06 PM
Post by: Henry Hawk on October 09, 2009, 03:18:06 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on October 09, 2009, 03:11:27 PM
LMAO! WTF? (http://www.whitebirdbrowser.com/)
well, I am proud and happy, unapologetic white person....but THIS is kind of creepy. :o
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: pariann on October 10, 2009, 02:15:53 AM
Post by: pariann on October 10, 2009, 02:15:53 AM
shitmydadsays: "I wanted to see Detroit win. I've been there. It's like God took a shit on a parking lot. They deserve some good news."
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Locutus on October 12, 2009, 06:08:31 PM
Post by: Locutus on October 12, 2009, 06:08:31 PM
http://www.faceinhole.com
Let's you put your mug in various scenes. Nice Halloween stuff there.
Let's you put your mug in various scenes. Nice Halloween stuff there.
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Palehorse on October 12, 2009, 10:50:26 PM
Post by: Palehorse on October 12, 2009, 10:50:26 PM
"That woman was sexy...Out of your league? Son. Let women figure out why they won't screw you, don't do it for them." ~ shitmydadsays :biggrin:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: pariann on October 20, 2009, 08:55:21 PM
Post by: pariann on October 20, 2009, 08:55:21 PM
shitmydadsays: "You sure do like to tailgate people... Right, because it's real important you show up to the nothing you have to do on time."
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Palehorse on October 21, 2009, 08:46:00 PM
Post by: Palehorse on October 21, 2009, 08:46:00 PM
"I like the dog. If he can't eat it, or fuck it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that." ~shitmydadsays
:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: 8) 8) 8)
:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: 8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: pariann on October 22, 2009, 07:38:30 AM
Post by: pariann on October 22, 2009, 07:38:30 AM
Okay I don't know who this guy is...but some of his stuff is funny..... (http://www.dailypiff.net/articles/loveandlife7)
"People brush their teeth in the morning. At night is a different story. A lot of people go to bed at night with out brushing they teeth. They let everything they ate and drank that day stay in their mouth until the morning. Just sitting there in their mouth, in their teeth, on their gums on their tounge. Then you wake up in the morning and mix everything you ate yesterday with the morning breath. Wake up wit ya breath smelling like 10 musty africans in the backyard burning logs of sh*t."
"People brush their teeth in the morning. At night is a different story. A lot of people go to bed at night with out brushing they teeth. They let everything they ate and drank that day stay in their mouth until the morning. Just sitting there in their mouth, in their teeth, on their gums on their tounge. Then you wake up in the morning and mix everything you ate yesterday with the morning breath. Wake up wit ya breath smelling like 10 musty africans in the backyard burning logs of sh*t."
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: pariann on October 22, 2009, 01:39:08 PM
Post by: pariann on October 22, 2009, 01:39:08 PM
shitmydadsays "The baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain't like he knows the cure for cancer and he just ain't spitting it out."
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: followsthewolf on October 22, 2009, 02:04:13 PM
Post by: followsthewolf on October 22, 2009, 02:04:13 PM
The old man should be a stand-up comedian.
He kills me.
He kills me.
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Palehorse on October 22, 2009, 02:51:47 PM
Post by: Palehorse on October 22, 2009, 02:51:47 PM
Quote from: followsthewolf on October 22, 2009, 02:04:13 PM
The old man should be a stand-up comedian.
He kills me.
He's been slaying me since I first read him! :yes: :biggrin:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Exterminator on October 23, 2009, 03:59:56 PM
Post by: Exterminator on October 23, 2009, 03:59:56 PM
Whoa! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh6oGwOMVeY&feature=player_embedded#)
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: pariann on October 23, 2009, 04:53:27 PM
Post by: pariann on October 23, 2009, 04:53:27 PM
What's wrong with those people?
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: pariann on October 25, 2009, 07:41:09 AM
Post by: pariann on October 25, 2009, 07:41:09 AM
shitmydadsays "I need to change clothes? Wow. That's big talk coming from someone who looks like they robbed a Mervyn's."
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Palehorse on November 06, 2009, 12:26:01 PM
Post by: Palehorse on November 06, 2009, 12:26:01 PM
shitmydadsays
"Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You didn't invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that."
# "I hate paying bills... Son, don't say "me too." I didn't say that looking to relate to you. I said it instead of "go away."11:27 AM Nov 3rd from web
# "Oh please, you practically invented lazy. People should have to call you and ask for the rights to lazy before they use it."8:44 AM Nov 1st from web
# "Nobody is that important. They eat, shit, and screw, just like you. Maybe not shit like you, you got those stomach problems."9:11 AM Oct 29th from web
# "You worry too much. Eat some bacon... What? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon."12:39 PM Oct 28th from web
# "If mom calls, tell her I'm shitting... Son, marriage is about not having to lie about taking a shit."9:46 AM Oct 26th from web
# "I need to change clothes? Wow. That's big talk coming from someone who looks like they robbed a Mervyn's."1:43 PM Oct 24th from web
# "The baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain't like he knows the cure for cancer and he just ain't spitting it out."
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
"Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You didn't invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that."
# "I hate paying bills... Son, don't say "me too." I didn't say that looking to relate to you. I said it instead of "go away."11:27 AM Nov 3rd from web
# "Oh please, you practically invented lazy. People should have to call you and ask for the rights to lazy before they use it."8:44 AM Nov 1st from web
# "Nobody is that important. They eat, shit, and screw, just like you. Maybe not shit like you, you got those stomach problems."9:11 AM Oct 29th from web
# "You worry too much. Eat some bacon... What? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon."12:39 PM Oct 28th from web
# "If mom calls, tell her I'm shitting... Son, marriage is about not having to lie about taking a shit."9:46 AM Oct 26th from web
# "I need to change clothes? Wow. That's big talk coming from someone who looks like they robbed a Mervyn's."1:43 PM Oct 24th from web
# "The baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain't like he knows the cure for cancer and he just ain't spitting it out."
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Exterminator on November 06, 2009, 01:42:18 PM
Post by: Exterminator on November 06, 2009, 01:42:18 PM
Emails from crazy people. (http://emailsfromcrazypeople.com) :biggrin:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: pariann on November 09, 2009, 09:12:35 AM
Post by: pariann on November 09, 2009, 09:12:35 AM
Yeah....those are nutso....you should see the two I got this morning from the same guy. Creepy:
Goodmorning! Pari Ann,;-)
Hon. we met on another Dating Site online but I cannot remember which one it was. I'm Sorry! But, I do remember you!! ;-) I remember the kindness and the feelings that we showed towards each other. Then I don't know what happened but, I couldn't find you anymore. "Sad" Not that I ddn't try to find you because I did Hon. Honestly!
You probally don't even remember me. But, I do remember you Pari Ann. ;-) I know that the feelings I had for you were very strong and true Hon. I guess you've probally found someone else by now? Just My Luck!! :-( I just wanted you to know that My feelings for you have never changed Darlin'.;-) I Loved You then and I still do Hon. I just wanted you to know that Sweetie.;-)
If I'm wrong about you already finding someone I really would Love to know Honey. O-K?
Take Care & Saty Safe Always!
All My Love,Hugs,Kisses,Winks,Understanding,Compassion,Respect Always, Leo T
For the record, I can promise I NEVER talked to this guy, ever, in the past, and I have no intention of ever talking to him in the future. Also, this wasn't on a dating site that I got the mail. I don't know where the heck this guy thinks he is.
Goodmorning! Pari Ann,;-)
Hon. we met on another Dating Site online but I cannot remember which one it was. I'm Sorry! But, I do remember you!! ;-) I remember the kindness and the feelings that we showed towards each other. Then I don't know what happened but, I couldn't find you anymore. "Sad" Not that I ddn't try to find you because I did Hon. Honestly!
You probally don't even remember me. But, I do remember you Pari Ann. ;-) I know that the feelings I had for you were very strong and true Hon. I guess you've probally found someone else by now? Just My Luck!! :-( I just wanted you to know that My feelings for you have never changed Darlin'.;-) I Loved You then and I still do Hon. I just wanted you to know that Sweetie.;-)
If I'm wrong about you already finding someone I really would Love to know Honey. O-K?
Take Care & Saty Safe Always!
All My Love,Hugs,Kisses,Winks,Understanding,Compassion,Respect Always, Leo T
For the record, I can promise I NEVER talked to this guy, ever, in the past, and I have no intention of ever talking to him in the future. Also, this wasn't on a dating site that I got the mail. I don't know where the heck this guy thinks he is.
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Exterminator on November 12, 2009, 01:40:06 PM
Post by: Exterminator on November 12, 2009, 01:40:06 PM
What happens after I die? (http://whathappensafteridie.com/)
Honorable mention to google.com's feature that tries to help you fill in your search as you type...try "why won't".
Honorable mention to google.com's feature that tries to help you fill in your search as you type...try "why won't".
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Henry Hawk on November 12, 2009, 01:45:03 PM
Post by: Henry Hawk on November 12, 2009, 01:45:03 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on November 12, 2009, 01:40:06 PM
Honorable mention to google.com's feature that tries to help you fill in your search as you type...try "why won't".
lmao....... :spooked: ;D ....that is just wrong!
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Henry Hawk on November 12, 2009, 01:47:13 PM
Post by: Henry Hawk on November 12, 2009, 01:47:13 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on November 12, 2009, 01:40:06 PM
What happens after I die? (http://whathappensafteridie.com/)
duh........I was working while I linked to this.........and kept thinking it was trying to download..........
FINALLY.....I got it!!... :rolleyes: ;D
again...WRONG!!.. :razz:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Exterminator on November 12, 2009, 02:17:12 PM
Post by: Exterminator on November 12, 2009, 02:17:12 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on November 12, 2009, 01:47:13 PM
duh........I was working while I linked to this.........and kept thinking it was trying to download..........
FINALLY.....I got it!!... :rolleyes: ;D
again...WRONG!!.. :razz:
Prove it!
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Henry Hawk on November 12, 2009, 02:24:17 PM
Post by: Henry Hawk on November 12, 2009, 02:24:17 PM
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Henry Hawk on November 20, 2009, 01:56:07 PM
Post by: Henry Hawk on November 20, 2009, 01:56:07 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywgUCdefSW8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywgUCdefSW8)
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Palehorse on November 23, 2009, 09:16:05 PM
Post by: Palehorse on November 23, 2009, 09:16:05 PM
shitmydadsays~
# "We're banned from the dog park. Well, I guess it's okay to hump, and it's okay to bark, but both at the same time freaks people out." 1:07 PM Nov 21st from web
# "No. Tell 'em we're not doing Christmas dinner at a casino... Don't be an ass about it, but tell them why it's a fucking stupid idea." 12:59 PM Nov 18th from web
# "I don't need more friends. You got friends and all they do is ask you to help them move. Fuck that. I'm old. I'm through moving shit." 11:00 AM Nov 16th from web :biggrin: Good job dad! :biggrin:
# "A mule kicked Uncle Bob once. Broke his ribs. He punched it in the face.. My point? You have an ingrown fucking toenail. Stop bitching." :biggrin:
# "We're banned from the dog park. Well, I guess it's okay to hump, and it's okay to bark, but both at the same time freaks people out." 1:07 PM Nov 21st from web
# "No. Tell 'em we're not doing Christmas dinner at a casino... Don't be an ass about it, but tell them why it's a fucking stupid idea." 12:59 PM Nov 18th from web
# "I don't need more friends. You got friends and all they do is ask you to help them move. Fuck that. I'm old. I'm through moving shit." 11:00 AM Nov 16th from web :biggrin: Good job dad! :biggrin:
# "A mule kicked Uncle Bob once. Broke his ribs. He punched it in the face.. My point? You have an ingrown fucking toenail. Stop bitching." :biggrin:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Palehorse on November 23, 2009, 09:18:14 PM
Post by: Palehorse on November 23, 2009, 09:18:14 PM
SMDS~
"Mom and I saw a great movie last night...No, don't remember the name. It was about a guy or, no, wait.. fuck, getting old sucks."
:rotfl: Wait! Umm. . . :groan: He's right! :spooked:
"Mom and I saw a great movie last night...No, don't remember the name. It was about a guy or, no, wait.. fuck, getting old sucks."
:rotfl: Wait! Umm. . . :groan: He's right! :spooked:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: pariann on November 23, 2009, 10:31:59 PM
Post by: pariann on November 23, 2009, 10:31:59 PM
okay....I've been in too good a mood today...and those just took it over the top. Is there such a thing as laughing too much?
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Palehorse on November 23, 2009, 10:45:19 PM
Post by: Palehorse on November 23, 2009, 10:45:19 PM
A couple of them made be guffaw! Last time I guffawed was about the same time a hocked a chord! :biggrin:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Exterminator on November 24, 2009, 08:50:34 AM
Post by: Exterminator on November 24, 2009, 08:50:34 AM
Quote from: Palehorse on November 23, 2009, 09:16:05 PM
Well, I guess it's okay to hump, and it's okay to bark, but both at the same time freaks people out.
This has been my experience as well. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Palehorse on November 24, 2009, 10:21:52 AM
Post by: Palehorse on November 24, 2009, 10:21:52 AM
:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
And yet its okay for the "cat" to howl, squeal, moan, and growl! :biggrin:
And yet its okay for the "cat" to howl, squeal, moan, and growl! :biggrin:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Exterminator on November 24, 2009, 10:44:17 AM
Post by: Exterminator on November 24, 2009, 10:44:17 AM
And scratch!
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: pariann on November 24, 2009, 10:46:25 AM
Post by: pariann on November 24, 2009, 10:46:25 AM
They are just more into it. That's all. LOL
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: pariann on November 24, 2009, 12:55:02 PM
Post by: pariann on November 24, 2009, 12:55:02 PM
http://images.stupidvideos.com/2.0.2/swf/video.swf?sa=1&sk=7&si=2&i=2296
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Palehorse on December 02, 2009, 01:01:07 PM
Post by: Palehorse on December 02, 2009, 01:01:07 PM
"Everybody's broke, so here's the rule for Christmas this year; if you still shit your pants, you get a present. Otherwise tough shit." ~ SMDS
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Palehorse on December 02, 2009, 01:01:40 PM
Post by: Palehorse on December 02, 2009, 01:01:40 PM
"The whole world is fueled by bullshit... What? The kid asked me for advice on his science fair project so I'm giving it to him." ~SMDS
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Palehorse on December 02, 2009, 01:02:08 PM
Post by: Palehorse on December 02, 2009, 01:02:08 PM
"It's never the right time to have kids, but it's always the right time for screwing. God's not a dumbshit. He knows how it works."~SMDS
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Palehorse on December 02, 2009, 01:15:49 PM
Post by: Palehorse on December 02, 2009, 01:15:49 PM
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Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Palehorse on December 11, 2009, 02:13:32 PM
Post by: Palehorse on December 11, 2009, 02:13:32 PM
"We're out of Grape Nuts... No, what's left is for me. Sorry, I should have said "You're out of Grape Nuts." ~smds
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Exterminator on December 11, 2009, 03:07:31 PM
Post by: Exterminator on December 11, 2009, 03:07:31 PM
Ouch! (http://www.youtube.com/user/chr1ss4all)
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Exterminator on December 14, 2009, 11:08:43 AM
Post by: Exterminator on December 14, 2009, 11:08:43 AM
No two are alike! (http://www.flickr.com/photos/fwwidall/sets/72157603415282264/)
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Palehorse on December 15, 2009, 11:30:34 AM
Post by: Palehorse on December 15, 2009, 11:30:34 AM
"I like See's candy. Put me in a See's store, I'm eating candy. The whole world is Tiger's See's store, and the candy is vagina." ~ SMDS
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: pariann on December 15, 2009, 11:35:28 AM
Post by: pariann on December 15, 2009, 11:35:28 AM
WTF?? I'm not thinking that one is too funny, because honestly....I don't See's it.
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Palehorse on December 15, 2009, 11:41:16 AM
Post by: Palehorse on December 15, 2009, 11:41:16 AM
Quote from: pariann on December 15, 2009, 11:35:28 AM
WTF?? I'm not thinking that one is too funny, because honestly....I don't See's it.
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Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Sandy Eggo on December 15, 2009, 11:42:51 AM
Post by: Sandy Eggo on December 15, 2009, 11:42:51 AM
"Tiger's See's store" :spooked: :biggrin:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Palehorse on December 18, 2009, 05:50:35 PM
Post by: Palehorse on December 18, 2009, 05:50:35 PM
"Mom is smarter than you...No? Well, ask yourself this; has mom ever unknowingly had toilet paper hanging out of her ass?...Mom 1. You 0" ~ smds
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Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Palehorse on December 23, 2009, 12:53:59 PM
Post by: Palehorse on December 23, 2009, 12:53:59 PM
"Fine, let's take a vote. Who wants fish for dinner?...Yeah, democracy ain't so fun when it fucks you, huh?" ~smds :biggrin2: :biggrin2: :biggrin2:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Palehorse on December 23, 2009, 01:47:49 PM
Post by: Palehorse on December 23, 2009, 01:47:49 PM
http://www.cci-ammunition.com/game/default.htm (http://www.cci-ammunition.com/game/default.htm)
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Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Palehorse on December 23, 2009, 02:05:14 PM
Post by: Palehorse on December 23, 2009, 02:05:14 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUtPKbMwnRo&NR=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUtPKbMwnRo&NR=1)
I better not let my lil puppy see this one! :biggrin2:
I better not let my lil puppy see this one! :biggrin2:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Palehorse on December 23, 2009, 02:11:42 PM
Post by: Palehorse on December 23, 2009, 02:11:42 PM
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Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Henry Hawk on December 23, 2009, 02:18:35 PM
Post by: Henry Hawk on December 23, 2009, 02:18:35 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on December 23, 2009, 01:47:49 PM
http://www.cci-ammunition.com/game/default.htm (http://www.cci-ammunition.com/game/default.htm)
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i got a 59...is this good or bad?
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Palehorse on December 23, 2009, 02:19:38 PM
Post by: Palehorse on December 23, 2009, 02:19:38 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on December 23, 2009, 02:18:35 PM
i got a 59...is this good or bad?
If you don't get to put your name on the board, its bad. . . But it sure is a lot of fun isn't it? :grinch:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Henry Hawk on December 23, 2009, 02:20:54 PM
Post by: Henry Hawk on December 23, 2009, 02:20:54 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on December 23, 2009, 02:19:38 PM
If you don't get to put your name on the board, its bad. . . But it sure is a lot of fun isn't it? :grinch:
that's what i figured.....i got upper 50's every time, but couldn't get my name on the board...so i figure i sucked....
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Henry Hawk on December 23, 2009, 03:01:12 PM
Post by: Henry Hawk on December 23, 2009, 03:01:12 PM
http://www.sodahead.com/music/play-julian-lennon-james-scott-cook-lucy-single/blog-214259/ (http://www.sodahead.com/music/play-julian-lennon-james-scott-cook-lucy-single/blog-214259/)
this is pretty cool, for any Beatles fan...
this is pretty cool, for any Beatles fan...
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Bo D on December 23, 2009, 03:50:45 PM
Post by: Bo D on December 23, 2009, 03:50:45 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on December 23, 2009, 03:01:12 PM
http://www.sodahead.com/music/play-julian-lennon-james-scott-cook-lucy-single/blog-214259/ (http://www.sodahead.com/music/play-julian-lennon-james-scott-cook-lucy-single/blog-214259/)
this is pretty cool, for any Beatles fan...
Very cool, indeed! Thanks very much, Henry!
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: followsthewolf on December 23, 2009, 04:34:49 PM
Post by: followsthewolf on December 23, 2009, 04:34:49 PM
I just shot a 64 and was nowhere on the board. I smell a ...........groundhog somewhere.
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Palehorse on December 23, 2009, 05:34:58 PM
Post by: Palehorse on December 23, 2009, 05:34:58 PM
Quote from: followsthewolf on December 23, 2009, 04:34:49 PM
I just shot a 64 and was nowhere on the board. I smell a ...........groundhog somewhere.
I'm thinking skunk! :yes:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Sandy Eggo on December 23, 2009, 11:27:41 PM
Post by: Sandy Eggo on December 23, 2009, 11:27:41 PM
This site may be already posted in this thread, but it has some funny stuff from time to time. Here's and example :biggrin2:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/
http://icanhascheezburger.com/
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Palehorse on December 24, 2009, 02:21:02 PM
Post by: Palehorse on December 24, 2009, 02:21:02 PM
http://www.noradsanta.org/en/index.html (http://www.noradsanta.org/en/index.html)
Follow Santa's progress on NORAD! :biggrin2:
Follow Santa's progress on NORAD! :biggrin2:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Sandy Eggo on December 24, 2009, 03:27:06 PM
Post by: Sandy Eggo on December 24, 2009, 03:27:06 PM
I love that site! We used it until the kids figured out about the whole Santa conspiracy.
Today it makes me think of that scene in "Nat'l Lampoon's vacation" where Clark tells the kids that the news reported a Santa sighting...
Today it makes me think of that scene in "Nat'l Lampoon's vacation" where Clark tells the kids that the news reported a Santa sighting...
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: pariann on January 05, 2010, 04:53:23 PM
Post by: pariann on January 05, 2010, 04:53:23 PM
Read the comments.....if you think like anything like me....maybe you will find it as amusing as I do.
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Free Horny Goat Brewing Condom (http://www.mysavings.com/free-samples/Horny-Goat-Brewing-Condom/8461/)
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Exterminator on January 25, 2010, 08:52:35 AM
Post by: Exterminator on January 25, 2010, 08:52:35 AM
Oh, my! (http://www.amazon.com/How-Live-Huge-Penis-Meditations/dp/1594743061)
Make sure to read the reviews.
Make sure to read the reviews.
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Palehorse on January 25, 2010, 11:50:11 AM
Post by: Palehorse on January 25, 2010, 11:50:11 AM
What u talkin' bout Willis?
http://www.sltrib.com/news/ci_14261176 (http://www.sltrib.com/news/ci_14261176)
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Actor Gary Coleman was booked into the Utah County jail Sunday after police received reports of a "civil disturbance" at his Santaquin home.
Jail records show he was booked on suspicion of domestic assault. However, Santaquin police wrote in a press statement that Coleman was arrested on a warrant alleging he failed to appear in court in a previous case.
A civil case against the "Diff'rent Strokes" star was dismissed Jan. 12 after a man reached a settlement with Coleman and his wife over allegations Coleman hit the man with a truck during a fight in a Payson bowling alley parking lot. Coleman pleaded no contest to a disorderly conduct charge stemming from the incident and was ordered to pay a $100 fine.
http://www.sltrib.com/news/ci_14261176 (http://www.sltrib.com/news/ci_14261176)
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Sandy Eggo on January 25, 2010, 01:07:34 PM
Post by: Sandy Eggo on January 25, 2010, 01:07:34 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on January 25, 2010, 08:52:35 AM
Oh, my! (http://www.amazon.com/How-Live-Huge-Penis-Meditations/dp/1594743061)
Make sure to read the reviews.
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Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Henry Hawk on January 25, 2010, 01:10:02 PM
Post by: Henry Hawk on January 25, 2010, 01:10:02 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on January 25, 2010, 11:50:11 AM
What u talkin' bout Willis?
http://www.sltrib.com/news/ci_14261176 (http://www.sltrib.com/news/ci_14261176)
and who ever said that news journalism is dead?......
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Exterminator on January 25, 2010, 02:01:19 PM
Post by: Exterminator on January 25, 2010, 02:01:19 PM
Quote from: Sandy Eggo on January 25, 2010, 01:07:34 PM
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I was looking for a self-help book and that's where my search took me. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: followsthewolf on January 25, 2010, 02:41:40 PM
Post by: followsthewolf on January 25, 2010, 02:41:40 PM
It was probably much longer than you thought.
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Palehorse on January 25, 2010, 03:49:00 PM
Post by: Palehorse on January 25, 2010, 03:49:00 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on January 25, 2010, 08:52:35 AM:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Oh, my! (http://www.amazon.com/How-Live-Huge-Penis-Meditations/dp/1594743061)
Make sure to read the reviews.
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: pariann on January 27, 2010, 05:44:38 PM
Post by: pariann on January 27, 2010, 05:44:38 PM
I think the reviews were quite amusing....especially the one about the woman who gave it to her husband who had a micropenis.
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Palehorse on February 04, 2010, 11:13:19 AM
Post by: Palehorse on February 04, 2010, 11:13:19 AM
"Fine, let's take a vote. Who wants fish for dinner?...Yeah, democracy ain't so fun when it fucks you, huh?" ~smds
"I'm just gonna be me and they can go fuck themselves...Don't care, that's the only attitude you can have when you go to the DMV."
"No, I'm not a pessimist. At some point the world shits on everybody. Pretending it ain't shit makes you an idiot, not an optimist."
"Calm down. You don't just grab a ruler and tell everyone to whip their dicks out. You stuff your crotch and keep your pants on."
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"I'm just gonna be me and they can go fuck themselves...Don't care, that's the only attitude you can have when you go to the DMV."
"No, I'm not a pessimist. At some point the world shits on everybody. Pretending it ain't shit makes you an idiot, not an optimist."
"Calm down. You don't just grab a ruler and tell everyone to whip their dicks out. You stuff your crotch and keep your pants on."
:rotfl: :rotfl: :food24:
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Henry Hawk on February 26, 2010, 08:21:22 AM
Post by: Henry Hawk on February 26, 2010, 08:21:22 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TD7oNFcvJXQ&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TD7oNFcvJXQ&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: pariann on May 14, 2010, 11:21:42 AM
Post by: pariann on May 14, 2010, 11:21:42 AM
Guess what.......
Shit my dad says is now a book! (http://shitmydadsays.com/book)
Shit my dad says is now a book! (http://shitmydadsays.com/book)
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: pariann on May 14, 2010, 03:15:36 PM
Post by: pariann on May 14, 2010, 03:15:36 PM
As a followup on the posting about the book.....I can't believe this is true, but now they are talking a sit com on the television starring William Shatner? :spooked:
http://mashable.com/2010/02/19/shit-my-dad-says-pilot/
http://mashable.com/2010/02/19/shit-my-dad-says-pilot/
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Sandy Eggo on May 16, 2010, 04:16:29 PM
Post by: Sandy Eggo on May 16, 2010, 04:16:29 PM
http://www.morecowbell.dj/
Title: Re: Today's link of the day!
Post by: Locutus on May 21, 2010, 12:10:36 PM
Post by: Locutus on May 21, 2010, 12:10:36 PM
Free Pac Man on Google's home page today in honor of the 30th anniversary of Pac Man.
http://www.google.com
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http://www.google.com
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