OMG, Jesus wants to be my friend!!!
Those of you who have a myspace account, what are some of the oddest usernames that have messaged or friend requested you?
When I saw Jesus wanted to be my friend, I bout fell on the floor. LOL
I've only had mine for a couple of weeks...the friends I do have on there probably wouldn't like me calling them weird or odd....(though some of them might be) hehehehehe
it's the one's you don't know that I'm talking about.
Doesn't Jesus want to be everybody's friend?
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This is the Jesus that wants to be my friend.
I'd be careful how much I told this Jesus.
I haven't felt the need to confide in him.
I have my own personal Jesus. ;)
Good move.
Isnt "jesus" pronounced hay'sus or something like that?
he doesn't look like a hay sus to me
mr. lumpy... and there was that one... wtf's his name? something about being a perv.... not to mention that fantastic messages they send me about meeting up to screw....
Was that Phillip's, Torx, square drive, or the good old slot? :biggrin:
Quote from: pariann on November 16, 2006, 01:53:54 PM
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This is the Jesus that wants to be my friend.
OMG, how could you say no to a hunky hunk like that! that looks almost as good as chocolate chip ice cream.
damfast wipes drool from screen.
you didn't see the rest of his pictures LOL
I'm betting its actually "Hay Seuss." LOL
I added Johnny Cash to my friends last night. I swore that I wouldn't add celebrities, but it just sounded like fun.
Quote from: ~Daisy~ on November 16, 2006, 07:01:01 PM
I'm betting its actually "Hay Seuss." LOL
I added Johnny Cash to my friends last night. I swore that I wouldn't add celebrities, but it just sounded like fun.
LOL but he is DEAD.
Hahaha I know! Isn't it funny?
Quote from: followsthewolf on November 16, 2006, 03:26:55 PM
Was that Phillip's, Torx, square drive, or the good old slot? :biggrin:
that would be phillips.... lol...
Quote from: ~Daisy~ on November 17, 2006, 09:39:14 AM
Hahaha I know! Isn't it funny?
lol does he know he is dead? l
Yeah, its more or less a Tribute to Johnny Cash "friend."
Like I said, I haven't had mine for very long...do you guys get a lot of bands/musical groups requesting to be added as your friend? I've had at least 7 or 8 in the last week and they are ones that I have never heard of! A couple of them were pretty cute, but still...lol ;D
Yep, lot's of bands. They do this as promotion. To get their name out there, and to get you to listen to any music files of them that they have on their sites. I do have one band as my friend. But I actually do know them. They play at my work, AND they just got signed to a record deal.
:)
Well, I have one that I added that comes to our town usually 2-3 times a year. They send out bulletins when they are coming and ask for local help in selling their cd's, t-shirts and stuff at their shows. If you help out, you get freebies.
Ozzy is on there, well, just because he's Ozzy. ;D
I need a place on my space.
I also need a mental health day
and a jack and coke
What's stopping ya?
Oh Hell yeah !! Now Mike wants to be my friend!!!
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Dang Pari, send some of those my way!! lol
LOL get your own!!!!!
:razz:
Ohhh he must be new, he doesn't have any friends yet. I wanna be a first for him. :wink:
And here I told myself I would not add any strangers to my friends list. tsk tsk tsk
Oh, poor baby--he needs a friend? Maybe he needs two--I'd like to befriend the hell outta him!
:icon_twisted:
LOL, check this out:
(http://myspace-831.vo.llnwd.net/01446/13/84/1446414831_s.jpg)Mike
http://www.myspace.com/130516399
Date: Nov 18 2006 11:37 PM
Subject: Hello
Body: Hello thx for being my first friend on here. I have some updating to do yet but I will get that done as soon as I can. For now do you have a yahoo IM name? If so may I have it so we can chat a little easier?
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Last I checked, he had 9 friends, but I was still number 1 :)
Ahhh, they never forget their first!!
Yum!!! :yes:
Quote from: pariann on November 18, 2006, 11:08:41 PM
Ohhh he must be new, he doesn't have any friends yet. I wanna be a first for him. :wink:
And here I told myself I would not add any strangers to my friends list. tsk tsk tsk
He's a cutie!
Ok, Pari, I was looking at your myspace page.....you didn't add Jesus?? :o Aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning or something? ;D
I added Jesus when I was 9 years old, he's been in my heart every since, didn't need to display Jesus on my MySpace too.
Now, I DID add Mike. :biggrin: Oh and I added you too ;)
Well honey you just make a list and keep sharing. Keep our hearts pumping and our mind in the gutter!
Jesus and Mike! Looks almost as good as chocolate ice cream and hot fudge! With nuts
You had to go there didn't you? Nuts. HA!!
:icon_twisted:
Drummerdude asked to be my friend...and even asked for a date after I added him. Still considering it.
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Dang! He's not bad either! Ya think my page saying that I'm married has something to do with not getting friend requests like that? LOL
;D
Uhm...Cache, did you happen to look at my pictures? For some reason, I get a lot of messages saying I have some nice ones. :wink: Pictures, that is. LOL
Yes, I did look at your pictures. Very nice! (the pictures ;D)
I'll stick with mine the way they are...don't wanna scare anyone. Besides, I get into enough trouble the way it is. I don't need any more help.....lol ;D
Last night 18 was looking at my pictures and she said "MAMA!" I said what? I'm dressed! She said, no you're almost naked, that's soft porn!" She totally cracked me up. Honey, underneath our clothes, we are ALL naked. :wink:
;D
I hate when they message you, and offer a picture, forces you to have to reply if you want to know what they look like:
From: Explorer
http://www.myspace.com/92650400
Date: Nov 20 2006 10:45 AM
Subject: Wow!
Body: Hey there...
You look and sound like a fantastic woman. I'd love to spend some time with you if you're interested.
I'm 6', athletic, good-looking, fun... etc.
I'll send a pic if you're interested.
Hope to hear from you!
R
Argggghhh I can't pull that up from work. Myspace is blocked. Will have to look when I get home tonight.
I did have a couple that sent me messages like that when I first signed up on MySpace, but that was before I updated my page with more info about me. Since I now have the "Happily married" caption and photos of my hubby on there, I only get messages from friends. :smile:
Be careful, ones like that might scare ya when you see them.....hehehe
Most generally I don't reply. I feel if they have a picture, and aren't brave enough to post it, I'm not brave enough to ask for it. But that's just me. ;)
I deleted the ones I got too.....no thanks!
If I said this here somewhere already, I apologize.
I always at least look at the friend request before deleting. I used to just delete, but I almost did that when a certain 2 words caught my eye on one: New Albany. I then read the message I got and realized it was my childhood bestfriend whom I hadn't seen in nearly 20 years!!! Since then, we have caught up on 20 years of missing each other and are super close again!
Chuck wants to be my friend. I'm not debating this one. He's not my friend.
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Rod asked to be my friend. Woohoo, he's my friend!!!
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Daisy:
If I said this here somewhere already, I apologize.
I always at least look at the friend request before deleting. I used to just delete, but I almost did that when a certain 2 words caught my eye on one: New Albany. I then read the message I got and realized it was my childhood bestfriend whom I hadn't seen in nearly 20 years!!! Since then, we have caught up on 20 years of missing each other and are super close again!
I always look at who they are, I just don't usually add them. I'm very very selective.
This one isn't from Myspace, but he would like to be my friend too. I think he is just ADORABLE.
(http://www.americansingles.com/Photo6000/2006/10/27/22/130709245.jpg?siteID=101)
He looks gay...
Noooo....he's adorable!!!
Looks like Ted Bundy.
The guy in the computer room needs prozac
And the real cutie looks like bruce willis...
Thanks. Now I will never think of the word adorable in the same way. LOL
ROFLMAO
adorable is a little kid in his p.j.'s watching spiderman movies with a teddy bear tucked under his arm.
lets finds us some hunky hunks, heck with that adorable stuff, give us a guy who can lift a mack truck up with one hand while he cooks a steak to perfection with the other.
now ladies, thats what we want!!
I'm doing the best I can with what I have to work with...geez
Quote from: damfast on November 21, 2006, 02:41:09 PM
adorable is a little kid in his p.j.'s watching spiderman movies with a teddy bear tucked under his arm.
lets finds us some hunky hunks, heck with that adorable stuff, give us a guy who can lift a mack truck up with one hand while he cooks a steak to perfection with the other.
now ladies, thats what we want!!
No, I just want one with an endless bank account. He can be gay and looking for a cover-up wife for all I care!
Here's one from another site, we click!! Can't talk to him, not a paying member. :( He's danish. Doesn't he look just good enough to gobble up?
(http://www.americansingles.com/Photo2100/2006/05/13/01/126222971.jpg?siteID=101)
Holy sweet baby jesus. How do I meet THAT one??????
how many different sites do you belong to?
I had lunch with a friend the other day who did that eharmony...
she had the same experience two other friends had...went through all the crap...finally met someone who seemed OK...and then on the second or third date the other person started talking about marriage and where were things going---I think their ads must play up the "soul mate" angle too much.
I'm on myspace because I went there to irritate my ex, while he was still my husband. He got pissed and deleted his profile. I stuck around.
I went to Bookofmatches.com, and joined to irritate my ex, while he was still my husband. We are both still there. Don't know if it irritates him any more or not.
I then joined Dreammates.com, that's where I met the cowboy...a month ago. ;) and a few other guys that I just talk to when I'm bored.
These guys I'm showing that are not from myspace, are from AmericanSingles.com. I just like to see who hot lists me there. I have 40 hot listings. ;) This last fellow, not only hot listed me, he clicked me too. :biggrin:
The other day I found out the ex joined okcupid.com. So I did too. Just to irritate him. LOL Don't think he knows I'm there yet.
Funny thing is...he has NO luck on those sites. He keeps meeting ME!!! ROFL Whereas, I have nice christmas list going on. ;) Top of the list: That Cowboy.
Now if I wasn't on those sites. There's one or two here I wouldn't mind getting to know better. But messing with the forum guys, could be a little taboo. :eek:
welll it would give us something to talk about for months though!
Exactly what I don't want. People who know me to talk about me. I can do this thing here with the posting of guys...most of them are out of state. Doubtful I want to invest that much into meeting any of them. Chatting is fun though. Talking never hurt anyone. :)
Yeah but a forum romance would be so cute!
Uhm, Daisy. Shhhh...before you say too much. :mad:
what?? I'm just saying that if anyone wants to have a forum romance I'm all for it! Besides, it'd be pretty funny if a lovers squabble found its way over here. I can hear it now...lol
Funny for the onlookers. I already had one of those with Scott aka A@W on Hey Martha, not once, but twice!!!
I vaguely remember that.
In 20 years, whenever he has gotten a jealous streak, he has always picked the wrong guys to be jealous over. The forum was no different. :rolleyes:
Oh yeah when he got all funny about you wishing Baylor a happy birthday?
Yeah, that would be the one....the WRONG one. He should have paid more attention to who I interacted with. Just like you should have. :wink:
Well I think you should go for it! Start topic called Pariann's lookin for a man!
And invite those special guys you are interested in here to come visit. (Course this will make it easier for Daisy and me to eavesdrop).
And me! ;D
Nice idea, damfast. But uhm....believe it or not, this is the honest to God's truth. I'm shy. Badly. Everything is hunky dory behind their backs, but not face to face. I clam up and get those sweaty palms...sweaty upper belly..you know what I mean?
By the way, I would like to add, I never prowl any of those sites. I go to my profile and just sit there. When the messages come in, I read them and reject most of them. And ALL my profiles say I am looking for friends and nothing more. Something more, would be a perk. :wink:
I'm kinda old fashioned that way, let them come to me, and then I decide to say hi or not.
Yep she is shy. I threatened to push her into this one guy at the gym that she thought was hot, but the look of fear on her face, and the shade of green she turned, kept me from doing it. LOLOL
Oh you just had to bring that memory up, now didn't you. :redface:
Remember Mike, who wanted to be my friend?
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Woohoo, messaged me on yahoo!! Gotta wonder what he said to me ;)
So, I gotta know. What brand are those Skivvies he's showing off?
If he ever replies again...I'll ask him LOL
Bummer, he was just after sex :(
Ouch! :-\
Ahhhh yeah...BUT he's still damn good to look at. ;)
lol ;D
You just have to not think about how much of a putz a guy like that really is. Use their image the same way they use yours. Eye candy. :wink:
Quote from: ~Daisy~ on November 22, 2006, 12:07:20 AM
So, I gotta know. What brand are those Skivvies he's showing off?
On second thought, maybe he's not after sex afterall, I'll find out when he picks me up for our date. ;)
Gene wants to be my friend. What do you think, should he or shouldn't he?
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Quote from: pariann on November 28, 2006, 12:47:36 AM
On second thought, maybe he's not after sex afterall, I'll find out when he picks me up for our date. ;)
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
how much clearer do I need to be?
You have a date with BootyCall?
Yep.
Now is a great time for the giggleing puppy to appear.. That was funny. eye candy..... :yeah:
Here ya go! <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Thanks
Welcome! ;D
He wasn't as bad as I first thought he was. But he really should stop calling at 1am LOL
Well, he doesn't look like he'd be bad at anything--can he cook?
I'll let you know that too. ;)
When is the big date?
supposed to be this weekend...unless I let him know I changed my mind.
Imagine that...he gave me the option to change my mind LOL
LOL!
So where is this one driving in from?
Lansing Michigan
Wow...Michigan guys seem to be pretty good looking...
Tell me about it. But I know a couple of Indiana guys that are too. ;)
Yes, but are they wooing you??
Uhm.....well....I can't point it out here ;)
Damn Hoosier boys
I changed my mind. Cancelled the date. Found something I wanted to do this weekend that didn't include a Michigan man. LOL Wanna go with me Daisy? I wanna go to Indy and check out C T Peppers, listen to Powehouse...our house band from work, play. :)
Umm, let me see what's going on. I was SUPPOSED to go out for movies and dinner with Aaron, but who knows. I still have to find out if I need a sitter...
I don't need one. No kids this weekend ;) YIPPEE!!!
:rant:
:rant: don't feel alone, my plans changed yet again. Still don't need a sitter though. ;)
Yeah must be nice.
Not Myspace but okcupid!!
I want him to be MY friend!! That cowboy better get his shit together, because this friend is only a "yes" away from a visit. ;)
(http://homeworkersonpc.net/incoming/jason1.jpg)
(http://homeworkersonpc.net/incoming/jason2.jpg)
Wait...is this the other guy you were going to stop by and say hi to up there?
No...
this is just the latest in a long list of guys that keep trying to message me. LOL....but I saw his picture and answered him. He's great. So funny. Today we played Literati, and I let him beat me LOL. Shhhh..don't tell that cowboy, he thinks I'm pining over here today. HA.
LOL That's great!
What about the other guy?? Did you see him at all?
nope
ahh okay
I just discovered that MySpace isn't blocked here at work. (Nothing good can come of this.)
Quote from: C91 on December 05, 2006, 03:07:24 PM
I just discovered that MySpace isn't blocked here at work. (Nothing good can come of this.)
Not fair!! Mine is! :rant: :rant: :rant:
Nothing is blocked here...it was blocked when I worked for the last insurance company...
Can I come work with you? ;D They are getting ready to tear my office apart anyway. :-[
Sure, come on over!
Quote from: pariann on December 05, 2006, 12:27:25 PM
Not Myspace but okcupid!!
I want him to be MY friend!! That cowboy better get his shit together, because this friend is only a "yes" away from a visit. ;)
(http://homeworkersonpc.net/incoming/jason1.jpg)
Ohhhhhh, I so wanna be his friend. (even with his bad spelling) :wink:
Well isn't somebody miss hot stuff lately! LOL ;)
Nah, not that one. He looks like Mr. Clean. on Crack....
Find you a Pirates of the Carribean kind of guy.
(http://www.toplookalikes.co.uk/Melo02.jpg)
now that's hot.
ahhh..but damfast, you gotta get the whole package deal. I've been talking to this guy for 3 - 6 hours at a time. There's more to him than just the way he looks and I don't even like bald heads!!! And like I said...that Cowboy ain't getting his shit together. So he's about to lose out on a sure thing. Of course, there's always the local guy I could make myself available for. :wink:
Side note: Johnny Depp has never appealed to me in his Pirate gear, he hasn't appealed to me in anything in quite some time.
I like bad boys. They are so much more fun than suits and ties.
I think that's why J.D. appeals to me.
Shock effect.
Bald is fine, but I dont think men posing for a mean look photo are attractive. Give me a silly, in the moment photo.
Bald guy is posing, and he just plain looks scary. Why is he looking at the camera like it is an enemy?
See the J.D. lookalike above, he is mad at the camera.
We need to find you a smooth, good looker, the kind of guy who never says how great he is because everyone already knows.
(http://homeworkersonpc.net/incoming/jason2.jpg)
How about this picture of him? I didn't think he was looking mean in that other picture, LOL He doesn't seem to want to smile in his pictures unless he's with his son. Go figure.
Now THAT'S what I am talking about. Look at those beautiful smiling eyes.....he is way yummier than a cowboy.
yeah, I told him he had awesome eyes...he was disappointed I didn't use the word sexy. LOL, I told him I was looking at the picture of him being dad, I wasn't looking for sex appeal. :wink:
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That's my ex brother inlaw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
just kidding....
hehehehheeeee
LOL that's the same guy I was talking about just previously in this thread. Without the hair on his chin.
Quote from: pariann on November 16, 2006, 12:05:19 PM
OMG, Jesus wants to be my friend!!!
Those of you who have a myspace account, what are some of the oddest usernames that have messaged or friend requested you?
When I saw Jesus wanted to be my friend, I bout fell on the floor. LOL
I got a friend request from "Hugh Ja**h*le."
With a name like that, I had to accept.
I'd be extremely concerned something might fall out. :eek:
Quote from: pariann on December 14, 2006, 01:57:46 AM
I'd be extremely concerned something might fall out. :eek:
Eeeyew!
I asked if he was any relation to Hugh G. Rection, but he said no. :D
LOL maybe no relation but he might be a close personal friend :eek:
Quote from: pariann on November 21, 2006, 04:12:58 PM
Now if I wasn't on those sites. There's one or two here I wouldn't mind getting to know better. But messing with the forum guys, could be a little taboo. :eek:
Forgive me for sticking my nose in here, but I have to say that messing with forum guys COULD be a good thing!
I've been a regular poster on the San Diego news forum for years, and one of my friends there thought we'd make a good match (because of similar taste in music, etc.) and kept suggesting I should meet up with him IRL.
So when I had to go down to San Diego for a court hearing, I emailed him and said we should meet up for a drink. We did, I ended up staying with him for the next few days until I had to go back home to Washington, then I lasted for exactly 2 1/2 days before I got in my car and drove back down to San Diego - and this time I never went back home!!! We've been together a year and 1/2 now and it's been great. :)
San Diego?? Are you a friend of MsMojo...she isnt far from there.
Quote from: Pinche Guera on December 14, 2006, 01:40:12 PM
Forgive me for sticking my nose in here, but I have to say that messing with forum guys COULD be a good thing!
I've been a regular poster on the San Diego news forum for years, and one of my friends there thought we'd make a good match (because of similar taste in music, etc.) and kept suggesting I should meet up with him IRL.
So when I had to go down to San Diego for a court hearing, I emailed him and said we should meet up for a drink. We did, I ended up staying with him for the next few days until I had to go back home to Washington, then I lasted for exactly 2 1/2 days before I got in my car and drove back down to San Diego - and this time I never went back home!!! We've been together a year and 1/2 now and it's been great. :)
Oh where do I begin? I have been on the forums with some of these people for over a year and a half. I have thrown so much of my crap out there for them to see, that I doubt any one of them would take me seriously as a romantic interest. For one, I talk too much!! About everything that pertains to me. I'm an open book. On the other hand, I'm also, for the most part, one of the most trusted people to confide in, because I don't put their business out there for everyone to gossip about. (Well, there was one person I didn't care much if I offended with their stuff. But hey, I found every bit of it on the internet readily available to be found by anyone interested in looking.)
As for a couple of these guys that post on the forum, uhm, never would I approach them in email or private message and suggest we get together. I'm a much bolder poster than I am privately. Very shy, very modest and 100% fearful of rejection. If they were to ever figure out who they were, and they found themselves interested, they would have to contact me. It's the way I work.
Damn that shyness!!!
:rant: :rant: :rant:
Quote from: Gryphon on December 14, 2006, 01:49:26 PM
San Diego?? Are you a friend of MsMojo...she isnt far from there.
Yes, she's the one who referred me here!
Quote from: Pinche Guera on December 14, 2006, 03:33:14 PM
Yes, she's the one who referred me here!
That would be me. :biggrin: Romantic story btw. :smile:
well, welcome aboard!
I think it was already told...above my last post.
I know...I misread...I thought you meant the story of her being invited here was romantic...
(if anyone sees my mind lying around...let me know...)
Quote from: pariann on December 14, 2006, 02:35:18 PM
Oh where do I begin? I have been on the forums with some of these people for over a year and a half. I have thrown so much of my crap out there for them to see, that I doubt any one of them would take me seriously as a romantic interest. For one, I talk too much!! About everything that pertains to me. I'm an open book. On the other hand, I'm also, for the most part, one of the most trusted people to confide in, because I don't put their business out there for everyone to gossip about. (Well, there was one person I didn't care much if I offended with their stuff. But hey, I found every bit of it on the internet readily available to be found by anyone interested in looking.)
As for a couple of these guys that post on the forum, uhm, never would I approach them in email or private message and suggest we get together. I'm a much bolder poster than I am privately. Very shy, very modest and 100% fearful of rejection. If they were to ever figure out who they were, and they found themselves interested, they would have to contact me. It's the way I work.
Damn that shyness!!!
:rant: :rant: :rant:
Hey, I'm extremely shy too and would have NEVER have even considered doing something like that if my friend hadn't talked me into it. That was the first time in my entire life that I ever made the first move and asked a guy out like that. :)
(I just accidentally posted this reply as a separate thread. LOL What a "pinche guera" I am!!!)
Quote from: Pinche Guera on December 14, 2006, 03:55:06 PM
Hey, I'm extremely shy too and would have NEVER have even considered doing something like that if my friend hadn't talked me into it. That was the first time in my entire life that I ever made the first move and asked a guy out like that. :)
(I just accidentally posted this reply as a separate thread. LOL What a "pinche guera" I am!!!)
Well I did have someone suggest to me that I put up a thread trying to attract the single guys. LOL looks like you just did it for me. :wink: (though I'm not seeing a separate thread for it in The Coffee Shop.)
We could start the "Find Pariann a Man" thread... We all find bios and photos we like, and post them for her consideration.
Of course, we could not be responsible if things go badly...
LOL I've got several now....well I have several that I'm talking to with potential. But I have ONE who is absolutely great. Makes me forget about that cowboy....aren't we glad?
Shew.
???
Happy things 're working out for ya.
:smile:
for the moment....it's really a great thing I don't fall in love at the drop of a hat. My first husband cured me of that. But I sure do fall in like easy. ;)
LOL
I havent talked to you in ages. Who's the new guy?
it's not a new guy...it's Jason. overlapped with the cowboy. I never end one without having a backup ; You know..go back a page or two. The one I soooo want to be his friend? I got him if I really want him. :D
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And need I mention this, for everyone who has ever had the hateful in-law, the mother who thinks her child is better than their spouse. Who smiles to your face and then stabs you in the back. He's an orphan, no parents to meet, no mother to impress. This is my idea of heaven.
(Sympathy for the orphan, for not having parents, though.)
I can agree with that. Mine is the other way: the mother in law who is a witch to her son, even in front of me and her grandkids.
Quote from: pariann on December 14, 2006, 03:57:55 PM
Well I did have someone suggest to me that I put up a thread trying to attract the single guys. LOL looks like you just did it for me. :wink: (though I'm not seeing a separate thread for it in The Coffee Shop.)
Oh? 8)
I don't need a thread for it. LOL, I'm doing fine all on my lonesome. :wink:
I kinda forgot the original intent of this thread. A reminder, What kind of strangeness do you encounter on Myspace with people who send friend requests. I have YET to get over Jesus wanting to be my friend. LOL
I got a friend request the other day from "Three Flush Productions" I believe it was...lol
LOL 3 flush....seems that one's a hard one to get down.
They must know my husband. :rolleyes: :biggrin:
Quote from: pariann on December 22, 2006, 11:58:40 AM
LOL 3 flush....seems that one's a hard one to get down.
;D I figured the same thing....and for the record, I did NOT add them as my friend...lol
Tell ya what, I wish Jason was on MySpace, they would have to add a new higher level catagory, I wouldn't care what funky name he chose, I would add him in a heartbeat to my higher level catagory friends list!! :wink:
Okay, now I have seen it all. On OkCupid.com today, I got an IM from a guy whose user name was 'shortthindick'. I'm telling you, with advertisement like that, it's a wonder he is making any friends at all, and he specifically does ask that he find sex partners. LOL
Maybe he's looking for "shortnarrowcoochie" on the internet?
sounds like a personal problem to me. I never replied to him, so I have no idea what he may be looking for. LOL
Quote from: followsthewolf on January 03, 2007, 08:59:24 AM
Maybe he's looking for "shortnarrowcoochie" on the internet?
You have such way with words, FTW -- I had the same thought a few hours ago, just couldn't find an eloquent way to phrase it. 8)
Great minds run in the same gutter, Sunny.
:eek: :biggrin:
True that, FTW! :biggrin:
and I'm living vicariously through those that have the gift Sunny and FTW :biggrin:
Sounds good to me, Mojo! :wink:
sounds good to me also.. I could live a little vicariously, sometimes.
Quote from: pariann on November 18, 2006, 11:04:34 PM
Oh Hell yeah !! Now Mike wants to be my friend!!!
(http://myspace-831.vo.llnwd.net/01446/13/84/1446414831_m.jpg)(http://myspace-276.vo.llnwd.net/01446/67/20/1446420276_m.jpg)
Jackpot. Get rid of the Jesus by day and rocker by night dude. :yes:
Quote from: pariann on November 20, 2006, 09:59:43 AM
Drummerdude asked to be my friend...and even asked for a date after I added him. Still considering it.
(http://myspace-453.vo.llnwd.net/00875/35/49/875859453_l.jpg)
He's not nearly as hot as Mike,but he's better looking than rocker boy. :yes:
Quote from: pariann on November 21, 2006, 04:05:13 PM
Here's one from another site, we click!! Can't talk to him, not a paying member. :( He's danish. Doesn't he look just good enough to gobble up?
(http://www.americansingles.com/Photo2100/2006/05/13/01/126222971.jpg?siteID=101)
Mike has the lead in my opinion so far. Nice friends there Pari. So have you dated any yet?
Quote from: pariann on November 21, 2006, 04:33:17 PM
Nice idea, damfast. But uhm....believe it or not, this is the honest to God's truth. I'm shy. Badly. Everything is hunky dory behind their backs, but not face to face. I clam up and get those sweaty palms...sweaty upper belly..you know what I mean?
I'd have NO problems with Mike. It would go as follows:
Hi there you sexy muf*cka *Clothes get ripped off* to be continued.... The rest of them fellas I don't see me giving much thought to. :biggrin:
Quote from: pariann on November 22, 2006, 01:10:37 AM
Bummer, he was just after sex :(
That's all I would want him for. :biggrin:
Quote from: damfast on December 07, 2006, 02:01:37 PM
Nah, not that one. He looks like Mr. Clean. on Crack....
Find you a Pirates of the Carribean kind of guy.
(http://www.toplookalikes.co.uk/Melo02.jpg)
now that's hot.
Ewwwwwwwwwwww your guy is EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Pari's MR. Clean is pretty cute.
(http://a141.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/45/l_a68e379094833a34ca0556a064dd12d4.jpg)
Nitro doesn't want to be my friend but he would love to chat with me sometime. gag
Quote from: pariann on January 07, 2007, 11:36:02 PM
(http://a141.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/45/l_a68e379094833a34ca0556a064dd12d4.jpg)
Nitro doesn't want to be my friend but he would love to chat with me sometime. gag
Ewww is right. NO loss for you!!!
(http://myspace-345.vo.llnwd.net/00471/54/31/471201345_l.jpg)
Ravin Cumberland wants to be my friend. When I got the friend request, it said " Ravin Cum" LOL
I'm not diggin' the long hair stuff. Reckon it's cause I am so used to seeing more short haired fellas for the past 5 years? He's ok though.
I'm not digging it either. Just thought it was funny I got the original request as Ravin Cum. LOL
I've heard of Stark Ravin Mad before, but never Ravin Cum!
Well it turns out he's a sweetie. He found my through my friend Bonnie's Myspace friends list. So I added him. He has sent me two very nice messages so far today. Nope, not interested in him..but you know those band guys are really just trying to drum up fans for their music. :wink:
Or wanting to warm up their drum stick using your drum! :biggrin:
not my drum.....not interested.
Brock Loves MILF's wants to be my chat partner on MySpace: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
(http://a491.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/6/l_fc1973c97719e93afc01cf89c973af6a.jpg)(http://a485.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/37/l_3344eaa1b1796c37aac34435c3964bec.jpg)
He says he's 22 and JUST looking for people chat with, yet think his screen name says it better.
Okay, he is HOT!. :eek:
Slurp!
I wonder if he realizes it? :rolleyes:
:biggrin:
Yeah I think he does..you should see the rest of his pics. LOL
To bad he's gay!
;)
And I'm married...but he sure is nice to look at. :biggrin:
Quote from: American_Woman on January 15, 2007, 12:24:29 PM
You know this how? :confused:
I have great gay-dar detector. He is either still hiding his feelings from himself or he's bi-sexual; anything goes.
(I dunno. . . does anyone listen to me anyway?)
HUH?
WHAT?
DID SOMEBODY SAY SOMETHING?
:smile:
I think the tongs speak for it all!!!!!!
AMEN!
Quote from: Bratalie on January 16, 2007, 04:51:05 AM
I think the tongs speak for it all!!!!!!
AMEN!
My husband & father use tongs. My father is still married and happy to my mother. He's against homosexuals. The tongs mean nothing of the sort.
Quote from: American_Woman on January 16, 2007, 10:51:00 AM
My husband & father use tongs. My father is still married and happy to my mother. He's against homosexuals. The tongs mean nothing of the sort.
And I say, he can put ice in my bucket with those tongs
any day.
:redface:
Quote from: SunnyInFL on January 16, 2007, 02:30:57 PM
And I say, he can put ice in my bucket with those tongs any day...
Even if his IQ is 80?
I'm joking. . . . I have no reason to either believe or disbelieve the true sexual orientation of Mr Muscle Man. Also, the tongs would not give anyone any insight into said person's orientation.
I was joking. . . . . ha, ha, ha. . . I thought it would be kinda funny to call the sexy muscular guy gay (wouldn't that be ironic).
Quote from: Exterminator on January 16, 2007, 06:00:55 PM
Even if his IQ is 80?
He doesn't need to say anything... :D
I think I've said something similar in my life -- only it started with "She...."
Quote from: American_Woman on January 16, 2007, 10:51:00 AM
My husband & father use tongs. My father is still married and happy to my mother. He's against homosexuals. The tongs mean nothing of the sort.
Okay, I'm naive....what's done with the tongs? :confused:
Quote from: Bratalie on January 16, 2007, 04:51:05 AM
I think the tongs speak for it all!!!!!!
AMEN!
I was looking at the dishwasher. He's left it loaded and full. He's looking for a Mommy to come unload the dishwasher, not his...uh never mind.
Quote from: SunnyInFL on January 17, 2007, 09:35:47 AM
He doesn't need to say anything... :D
Stupid people suck in bed.
Quote from: Bratalie on January 16, 2007, 06:47:55 PM
I'm joking. . . . I have no reason to either believe or disbelieve the true sexual orientation of Mr Muscle Man. Also, the tongs would not give anyone any insight into said person's orientation.
I was joking. . . . . ha, ha, ha. . . I thought it would be kinda funny to call the sexy muscular guy gay (wouldn't that be ironic).
There are some hot men out there that aren't into women sad to say. :spooked:
Quote from: ~Daisy~ on January 17, 2007, 11:08:40 AM
I was looking at the dishwasher. He's left it loaded and full. He's looking for a Mommy to come unload the dishwasher, not his...uh never mind.
I bet he's not single.
Quote from: SunnyInFL on January 17, 2007, 09:35:47 AM
He doesn't need to say anything... :D
Trust me, looks can't make up for stupidity!!!!! Boy, I wish they could!!! Hmmm, now if I just left him in the closet and never took him out but hell, I might as buy a . . . . .
Quote from: Bratalie on January 17, 2007, 10:54:21 PM
Trust me, looks can't make up for stupidity!!!!! Boy, I wish they could!!! Hmmm, now if I just left him in the closet and never took him out but hell, I might as buy a . . . . .
LMAO!
Quote from: Bratalie on January 15, 2007, 05:51:08 AM
To bad he's gay!
;)
http://www.broadcaster.com/video/player.php?clip=6237
Quote from: Exterminator on January 17, 2007, 11:51:34 AM
Stupid people suck in bed.
God, I must be an idiot then. :wink:
Exterminator posted:
"Stupid people suck in bed."
Just how do you mean that?
Maybe that was my problem -- I should have been searching for low IQ's!!!
:o :o :o
Quote from: pariann on January 19, 2007, 05:26:31 PM
God, I must be an idiot then. :wink:
Don't flatter yourself. :razz:
Quote from: followsthewolf on January 19, 2007, 05:33:06 PM
Exterminator posted:
"Stupid people suck in bed."
Just how do you mean that?
Maybe that was my problem -- I should have been searching for low IQ's!!!
:o :o :o
Damn; tough crowd...do I really need to clarify this?
No, everybody is just using it as a straight line.
:biggrin: :biggrin:
Quote from: Exterminator on January 22, 2007, 05:44:44 PM
Don't flatter yourself. :razz:
What flatter? I've heard the bragging. "She's SUCH an idiot!"
:biggrin: :wink:
Okay this is probably so bad, but I'm ready to trade this one:
(http://homeworkersonpc.net/incoming/jason1.jpg)
in for this one:
(http://a388.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/40/l_0e2895623563c50e9d99dbfd97c7992b.jpg)
And he's already my friend :biggrin:
WOW!! Really Pari??? :confused:
i want bachelor number 2's eyelashes.
LOL he told me that when he was 5 years old he cut them off. He thought that he looked like a girl and boys weren't supposed to be pretty. His son inherited that from him....the long eyelashes. Now he realizes that this is one of the things that women find attractive about him and he's come to terms with it.
Quote from: BEG on April 08, 2007, 11:25:10 AM
WOW!! Really Pari??? :confused:
Yeah, but I won't. I would just like to. I've got too much invested in Jason, and he in me to blow it right now.
Do it ;D
Are you encouraging me to turn Jason into an enemy? :eek:
No but that one guy is so cute!
Tell me about it, and funny, and smart, and very opinionated on politics, he's a hoot when he gets started. A great father to his 5 year old son, and I could go on and on, but I won't because I gotta keep my head right here...LOL
Is that the guy who finally msg you while you were helping me move and said someone had passed away and that's why he wasnt around?
I never did hear all of that story; I was silently saying my last goodbyes to my house.
Yes that was the guy....and damnit, I lost the message because I didn't save it before my cell disconnected from yahoo.
ahh yeah. okay. yeah, he's hot.
He's keeping in touch, but not feeling like chatting with me, apparently. Not sure if he's chatting with anyone. I know he's checking his messages though. :biggrin:
he could chat with me.....I wouldn't mind at all!!!
I would :mad:
yeah.....well since I am your friend....you would just have to get over it!!!!! :biggrin:
LOL well since you are my friend, just remember that. :wink:
ok...his name please.....I can't talk to him unless I have a name.... :lol:
LOL no name...and he's talking to me RIGHT NOW!!! :yes: :razz:
You can just pass him on over here.
yummy
pfffft, what's wrong with you women? I am not passing him anywhere. I'm keeping him in reserve. :wink: :biggrin:
:food24:
What the heck ??? ^^^^^ LOL
for the record, he's back to chatting with me. woooo hoooo, he not only chatted, he put me on his friends list on the site we both go to and sent me a really racy kind of message on Hot or Not. Pffft, Jason better start watching his p's and q's. :wink:
United States wants to be my friend. Would you believe United States is only 37 years old?
(http://a247.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01284/64/21/1284381246_l.gif)
That seems like kind of a fast and loose interpretation of history.
I don't know. I checked the profile for United States, and I distinctly recall seeing that the age was listed as 37 years. ~shrugs~
Dangit, why does he:
(http://a388.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/40/l_0e2895623563c50e9d99dbfd97c7992b.jpg)
always message me when I'm in bed asleep?
performance anxiety?
that made no sense.
maybe he's afraid to actually talk
oh noooo....he's a great talker, just seems the last couple of times he's messaged, I'm completely crashed. The man has over 100 friends to talk to, I realize I'm not at the top of his queue, but he could at least try catching me during the daylight hours.
I might get into trouble for this, but I'm going to post it anyway, an excerpt from a conversation we had back in January. I find the guy totally hilarious when he talks about his wild younger days:
Aaron: we used to drink hot damn when out hunting, snowmobiling, skiing, etc
Pari : I imagine it helps to keep you a bit warm, though I don't see how...alcohol is supposed to thin the blood, and it seems the thinner the blood..the colder you would feel
Aaron: but the more you drink the less you feel too
Pari: oh yeah...that's true
Pari: so when you get all frost bit....you don't care that it's happening
Pari: LOL
Aaron: so it seems
Aaron: i fell into a window well 3 times with no coat on coming home in the middle of the night in the middle of winter and slept there cuz i couldnt get out... damn window well was right by the door lol
Pari: LOL
Pari: okay you sound like just too much fun
Aaron: hah - i damn near froze to death on all 3 occaisons lol
Pari Bell: Well I imagine, but look, you didn't...and you are here to tell me the story
Aaron: i used to get home, stand in the middle of the driveway, with my first finger of each hand sticking straight up
Aaron: and id line up the door in relation to my body
Aaron: then id point at the window sill and tell it to stay there
Aaron: then i refocus on the door and point my head at it and my body would follow and id still bounce off everything at each side of the driveway on the way lol
Pari: LOL, okay...I'm about to fall off of my bed over here...THAT should be an Adam Sandler thing in a movie.....TOO funny
Aaron: yeah, no matter how much i drank when i went out, i was always 1 beer short of happiness lol
Aaron: was always on autopilot at the end of the night lol
He's got a lot of youth stories that just crack me up.
Oh and did I mention that he googled me one night, and I was just tickled about it. :wink: Nothing like being googled by a handsome man.
Hmm, imagine if we both had Aarons...
Yeah Imagine. That's as far as I'm ever going to get, my imagination.
Ya never know!
I'm pretty sure. For awhile there, it could have been more, but being the smart cookie I am and avoiding conflict in my relationship, I kept that friendship neutral. I just plain neutralized it. :(
BUT he did comment my myspace and tell me happy mothers day. :wink:
He's got a great new pic too, in my opinion:
(http://a945.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/7/l_fadd966b8d99ae97c466efcf5ebf6b98.jpg)
Oh looky here: Geezer Phil wants to be my friend!!
(http://b2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00549/26/73/549453762_l.jpg)
Oh, lucky you.....lol ;D
It has begun again:
(http://panther.is3.okcimg.com/users/998/632/9986337811892510756/p191430778.jpg)
Male (I'd hope) straight, single, aged 22, Cincinnati Ohio
Quotehey sexy...add me to ur favorites and IM me..id love to chat
LOL, and I promise, my profile on okcupid says I'm not interested in 20-somethings!!!
So how's it going for ya lately?
I'll show you:
(http://a969.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/12/m_32d12dbcecf1fc1d69c9739d2c03d208.jpg)
Still talking after over a year. (but he keeps taking that stupid girlfriend back every other week) and he wished me Happy birthday 3 different times...on myspace comments, in myspace im and on yahoo messenger LOL
(http://a634.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/36/l_fa668725cb648ad15e39982f3f788ce9.jpg)
This is Bruce, he lives here in town. We've met and talk every couple of days. He forced himself to stay awake last night to be sure to tell me Happy Birthday LOL...it was charming.
That's pretty much it. Still got the occasional weirdo wanting to be my friend. :rolleyes:
Men soooooo crack me up. You think we can't tell a stock message when we see one? This one is from Book of Matches this morning:
QuoteHow are you doing? Impressing is what i describe your captivating profile as a near perfect description of what i desire in a woman ,even your picture goes a long way in describing the quintessential underlying beauty any man would seek for in a woman ...i think i like you..now..i know i like you but all that don't matter as all real love relationships begin on a basic foundation of friendship...i would like to know u better and be good friends with u and am sure something deeper will spring from there...
Dave...
Gee, you mean you weren't impressed and falling all over yourself to meet this dude? ;D
LOL, you know...only one guy has ever impressed me. I mean REALLY impressed me and he's the one I will probably never meet. That's Aaron. I messaged him first....but only because I kept noticing he was viewing my profile and not messaging me. He replied with something just as superficial. Then immediately replied again apologizing and telling me that it wasn't meant to be as superficial as it sounded. Here it is 16 months later, and we are still chatting. As a matter of fact, he sent me a message at 2:45 this morning, just to update me on something that is going on in his life. He's a cool cat and if he wasn't 1.) so much younger (already done that) 2.) constantly going back to that woman that cheats on him (it's off again right now) 3.) so far away. I'd be all over him in a heartbeat. But as it stands, he makes a great online friend. :wink:
Quote from: pariann on February 26, 2008, 10:57:30 PM
It has begun again:
(http://panther.is3.okcimg.com/users/998/632/9986337811892510756/p191430778.jpg)
Male (I'd hope) straight, single, aged 22, Cincinnati Ohio
Quotehey sexy...add me to ur favorites and IM me..id love to chat
LOL, and I promise, my profile on okcupid says I'm not interested in 20-somethings!!!
Nice.
I'd bet he is gay. :rolleyes:
Well I can guarantee you, for what he said to me.....he's just too young. LOL
Quote from: pariann on April 26, 2007, 07:24:37 AM
Dangit, why does he:
(http://a388.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/40/l_0e2895623563c50e9d99dbfd97c7992b.jpg)
always message me when I'm in bed asleep?
And he is STILL doing it!! LOL
I was floored the other night. Apparently he talks about me, and what he had to say to one of his best friends, who then relayed it to my sister, and then told me......has really put me in a state of confusion. Let's just say, he seems to think much more of me than a friend. I had no clue!!!
Sounds like a game of telephone!
I was thinking the same thing!!! LOL Except we weren't using telephones. :wink:
Uh, neither does telephone.
Pari! I read this one today. I hate repeating my shelf too! :biggrin:
I am nick, I came from greece in 96. Ilove my work, I am a chef in an uper class restorant. I like to have fun, I hate,conflicts, biatching, nuggin, beging, and repeating my shelf.
Quote from: Exterminator on August 26, 2008, 05:57:48 PM
Uh, neither does telephone.
Hush....LOL....we are all in different states....so at one time, it would have had to be playing telephone, using telephones. I know what I was saying. :wink:
Oh, and by the way, I reckon I'll do nothing about what I learned. I've already had that interstate relationship, a couple of times, and it just isn't the same as someone being local.
If only I were that kind of woman my anniversary wouldn't arrive:
Quote
From a 27 year old claiming to be from NYC, NY
howdy -- i'm irwin. i'm in town from NYC here for work. leave tomorrow morning but tonight, holed up in the hilton north side of indiana, off of 69 (exit 1). and looking for a mini-adventure.
stumbled onto your profile; caught my eye and thought i'd say hi.
are you up for a drink? i'm happy to host and treat. normal guy, NY'er (so a little hairy but in a good way) :) and looking for someone who is outgoing, fun to talk to and can make my last night here one that is worth returning for.
i'm 5'9, dark hair ,light eyes and i've got the pics to prove it's definitely not a looks thing. we've got that area covered.
XX
PS - i can send a pic...
ewwwwww
They are bold, aren't they?
They are something! :rolleyes:
I had one last night that I'll go copy and put here for your reading enjoyment. It was from some guys mom! Really? Your mom?
I'm not Jaime, I'm her mother, and the mother of asparagusjunkie. He is a great guy. He is having a rough time right now, so maybe you could check him out. He is a great guy, cook, programmer, song writer.
chad and jaime's mom
LOL you gotta get a kick out of these people on the internet.
There are two things I've got to mention that cross my mind.....
The first thing......This guy that I've been talking to for months now....and am friends with, out of the blue said this to me the other night.
Quoteif i was to do anything now, it would only be for the wrong reasons...........I think more of you, than to think of it as a booty call
First of all I'm thinking......THINK OF ME AS A BOOTY CALL!!! It's been a freaking year!!!
Then the second thing....in reference to my quote up there......I now feel like the blind date that has a great personality, if you know what I mean.
Makes me wish people would think before they say anything to you, how are you going to interpret what they say to you? I can't wait until someone's mom tells me to check out their son. You know at my age, the mom is going to be her 70's LOL
Quote from: pariann on August 28, 2008, 09:10:51 PM
If only I were that kind of woman my anniversary wouldn't arrive:
Just tell him you have a standing rule never to get involved with anyone named Irwin.
LOL, I did a little better than that, I told him I don't do complete strangers.
Where is American Woman when I need her? :razz: I seem to attract black men quite a bit. Now I'm getting them online! This is ridiculous! Clearly he is everything I've dreamed of! :rolleyes:
wow ur so gorgeous. call or text me 7049682500 I'm Jamie. i'm hanglows24 on yahoo messenger and my display name is dunebaby on myspace.I would love to get to know u princess and take u out to dinner beautiful. U r truely eye candy . holla at me 2day I really would like to build a friendship or a relationshp with you. U r to gorgeous to be single. So I got to ask do u got a man sexy? I'm still interested even if you do lol
Feel free to message him! :biggrin:
LOL....MEN!!!!
I am so freaking excited, I can't stand it!!!
Guess who I get to meet this Friday?? :biggrin:
Quote from: pariann on April 26, 2007, 07:24:37 AM
Dangit, why does he:
(http://a388.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/40/l_0e2895623563c50e9d99dbfd97c7992b.jpg)
always message me when I'm in bed asleep?
One more day!! I almost broke down at his exit, but I waited two more exits before I figured out that my van had lost something vital and wasn't running properly. Then I let the couple I'm staying with come and whisk me 45 minutes away.
The van will be fixed in the morning so that I can go back to his exit and finally meet him. :biggrin:
Hope everything goes well for you. :smile:
I was freaking tongue tied....the meeting went something like this.
Aaron: "Hi, how are you?"
Me: "Fine"
He's on the phone for a couple of minutes. I sit down on a bench on his balcony so I don't fall down when my knees give way LOL!!
He gets off phone, says again: "How are you doing?"
And my clever reply is: "fine"
He walks over and puts his arms out, I stand up....give him a hug, whisper in his ear "It's really nice to see you after all this time" let go, sit back down...and that's all I say to him. We go to his court hearing. The judge gives him 90 days, and then he's gone.
:(
Quote from: pariann on September 28, 2008, 03:57:25 PM
I was freaking tongue tied....the meeting went something like this.
Aaron: "Hi, how are you?"
Me: "Fine"
He's on the phone for a couple of minutes. I sit down on a bench on his balcony so I don't fall down when my knees give way LOL!!
He gets off phone, says again: "How are you doing?"
And my clever reply is: "fine"
He walks over and puts his arms out, I stand up....give him a hug, whisper in his ear "It's really nice to see you after all this time" let go, sit back down...and that's all I say to him. We go to his court hearing. The judge gives him 90 days, and then he's gone.
:(
What a bummer. Sorry things didn't go a little better. :(
I'm trying to make up for it. I'm writing him a letter to stick in the mail tomorrow, so far it's 10 pages. LOL Imagine that, NOW I have something to say. :wink:
Quote from: pariann on September 28, 2008, 08:25:52 PM
I'm trying to make up for it. I'm writing him a letter to stick in the mail tomorrow, so far it's 10 pages. LOL Imagine that, NOW I have something to say. :wink:
LOL Ain't that the way it always goes. I know he'll be glad to hear from you.
pssst....it ended up being 19 pages....top to bottom, every one. geez, I've got writers cramp. LOL
Quote from: pariann on September 29, 2008, 12:37:09 AM
pssst....it ended up being 19 pages....top to bottom, every one. geez, I've got writers cramp. LOL
I'll bet you do.
I started another one.....so far, 12 pages......I am contemplating working fantasies into the letter. LOL
Oh quit it, I'm just talking about daydreams, not sexual stuff. I have already forgotten what that is all about. (refer to the sleep thread)
Guys are STUPID!!!
I get a message from a myspace user, so I go check out his profile...I see this proudly displayed on his page:
I am a United States Sailor.
I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States of America and I will obey the orders of those appointed over me.
I represent the fighting spirit of the Navy and all who have gone before me to defend freedom and democracy around the world.
I proudly serve my country's Navy combat team with Honor, Courage and Commitment.
I am committed to excellence and the fair treatment of all.
The message I received:
Hi, can I use your thighs as earmuffs?
I'm not impressed.
What am I 90? And what are you retarded?
i read ur profile ...i wanted to know u more and come closer .
Actually i'm looking for a real and serious relationship with love which lasting forever here in okcupid , esspecially older women . i have reason why i need older women .
Girls at my age , they like to love but they don't know the real value of a relationship and love as well ...so usually most of things broke up with them. Even u might have been suffered with broke up of relationship .
Women at ur age will know the value of relationship and wont like to broke up things too.....they need someone forever. Age ! its just a number when considering a true soul related relationship .
Waiting for ur reply
Quote from: kimmi on January 15, 2009, 08:49:24 PM
What am I 90? And what are you retarded?
i read ur profile ...i wanted to know u more and come closer .
Actually i'm looking for a real and serious relationship with love which lasting forever here in okcupid , esspecially older women . i have reason why i need older women .
Girls at my age , they like to love but they don't know the real value of a relationship and love as well ...so usually most of things broke up with them. Even u might have been suffered with broke up of relationship .
Women at ur age will know the value of relationship and wont like to broke up things too.....they need someone forever. Age ! its just a number when considering a true soul related relationship .
Waiting for ur reply
You're certainly not 90, but he certainly is retarded. :yes: ;D
LOL, those foreign guys!! They crack me up.
You know you want him.
Yeah...I want him to stay in the UK where he is from. LOL
Quote from: pariann on August 24, 2009, 11:38:58 AM
Yeah...I want him to stay in the UK where he is from. LOL
Don't be so coy; you've always dreamt of uttering, "I love you, Milton."
OH GOD! LOL I'm glad my dog is deaf, I would have scared the crap out of him when I literally laughed out loud at that!!!
And keep this link handy just in case... (http://www.cosmopolitan.com/advice/tiptool/survive-sticky-situation?link=rel&dom=msn&src=syn_test&con=art&mag=cos#/category3)
Quote from: Exterminator on August 24, 2009, 11:49:29 AM
And keep this link handy just in case... (http://www.cosmopolitan.com/advice/tiptool/survive-sticky-situation?link=rel&dom=msn&src=syn_test&con=art&mag=cos#/category3)
:eek:
Awww, will you look at that. Ex left the thread and still thought about me....I'm flattered. But I wouldn't have guessed you to be a cosmo reader. :wink:
Quote from: pariann on August 24, 2009, 12:29:34 PM
Awww, will you look at that. Ex left the thread and still thought about me....I'm flattered. But I wouldn't have guessed you to be a cosmo reader. :wink:
I'm not normally but I saw a link that said, "How To Be A Good Girlfriend," and thought it might contain some information worth forwarding to some people I know and got sucked in. :biggrin:
I'm glad you didn't stop that post at the title of the article. I would have become quite concerned about you.
And as an afterthought, was that link supposed to give me an idea on what I can cause to happen, maybe on purpose.....or how to help them if ........
Never mind.
Anyone know what the hell this dude is trying to say to me? I don't know whose profile he read, but it dang sure wasn't mine:
I must say You are just too hard on yourself Ok. First You are not a Beauty Queen here nor a woman in her 20's young and without kids like You etc.Any decent Man out there:who feels too good too nice what ever /won't be looking a Woman with financial obligation sweetie Ok.What You think your looks are going to pay for your past failed relationship or relationships ? NO . Want to be Demanding Well Now How Also What It Takes To Be a Diva Sweetie. Young,no scars,no birth marks,No Children free and clear got it ,have a nice day.And if You are serously interested in Me, You got to have more maturity too here,in talking to Self-Made Responsiable Men ok Frank in Montorose,Mi.
Quote from: pariann on August 27, 2009, 08:53:38 AM
Anyone know what the hell this dude is trying to say to me?
I read it as, "I am a douchebag with a small penis."
LOL....go chop him in the throat for me. :wink:
Quote from: Exterminator on August 27, 2009, 09:58:05 AM
I read it as, "I am a douchebag with a small penis."
You forgot to add immature to that.
Why is it that men have reading comprehension problems?
Checked Okcupid today since I haven't been there in a few weeks and found an email with the subject line: How do you feel about younger men?
If the dude read my profile he would have seen this part:
You should message me if
You want someone to chat with that might brighten up your day, make you laugh a little and possibly even give you some good advice, because I have experienced way more in life than I ever care to admit to.
And you should NOT message me if you are a 20-something thinking it's cool to try to screw* a 40-something.
*changed that word.
I believe that sums up how I feel about younger guys.
Quote from: pariann on September 10, 2009, 01:00:14 PM
And you should NOT message me if you are a 20-something thinking it's cool to try to screw* a 40-something unless you're extremely wealthy.
FTFY!
........oh stop that...even money can't get THAT from me.
Quote from: pariann on September 10, 2009, 01:40:18 PM
........oh stop that...even money can't get THAT from me.
It can from me! How much are we talking about? :icon_twisted:
LOL YOU are the only one talking about it.
Aww, How sweet......
hi, i really like your profile. u are lovely. i am sorry if i contacted u before but i am attracted to ladies older than me and i wondered if u would like to chat. i am a bit shy but polite and friendly and not pushy.
The kid is 19, I've got 4 daughters OLDER than him!!!
I've said it before and I'll say it again...if I'm going to date girls in their twenties, I'll need to date them in pairs to make the math work out right. :icon_twisted:
LOL....don't use math as the excuse, you know you just want a threesome. :wink:
It's never been high on my list of priorities. I'm just sayin'...
Nice to know.
You know, I don't mind a guy that stands at eye level (eye to eye), but I am 5'3" and I really have a problem with the ones that are shorter. I'm not talking midget, just the ones that 5'2.
He's BACK!!!! I've missed my friend. :wink:
(http://a388.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/40/l_0e2895623563c50e9d99dbfd97c7992b.jpg)
Sometimes the messages I get are really nice....and yet, I'm still not compelled to reply to them:
Hello...
First, I'm going to keep this short since I am sure you must receive many emails. Also, I don't pretend to be anyone's perfect match, so I would never be so bold as to email and write a novel about myself.
I just completed reading your profile, thoughts, assertions, and opinions. Wow! Thank you!. lol . You said many of the things I have thought since being on this site. I applaud you for being honest, assertive, and genuine in your approach.
On the lack of a pic statement; I sincerely doubt that there is anyone on here who is as facially unattractive as I am. But, I can't expect to put myself out there in hopes of finding that one unique person if I don't show them who I am, both physically and emotionally. So, I couldn't agree more with your thoughts in that area.
I agree in many more areas as well, but that's for another time and place. Again, thanks for sharing and very nicely done!!!
Cheers,
Lee
Everyone could use a little pat on the back once in awhile...and it's especially nice when someone appreciates honesty.
OMG, Aaron can keep me in stitches!! I know what I've been missing in the last year. Glad he's back to his old self!!
And he still is.....keeping me in stitches. Anyone ever heard of an online mmorpg called Horizon? I had to listen to the particulars of the game for nearly an hour...and how pissed he is that they haven't modified the game in 2 years. The things he wants to do to the devs of the game......omg......he's just freaking evil. LOL
My truck driving friend has a monkey on his back. :spooked:
(http://b8.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00459/85/78/459688758_l.jpg)
ummmmm, pariann, which one is the monkey?
Oh....you didn't!!! LOL
hahahaha i did!
Then you are just bad....bad....bad.