Where the MILFs are

[C91]

Since I am going to visit my one month old nephew this week, I thought it would be appropriate to arrive bearing some items he would appreciate (or at least emjoy slobbering all over).  Seeing as I don't do much shopping for infants, I assumed that the place with the widest selection of these gifts would be Babies "R' Us.  And as luck would have it, there's one of those just up the road from me.

I entered the store with a mission.  I wanted some age-appropriate items and didn't want to spend too terribly much for them.  I started at one end of the store and surveyed some of the developmental toys.  Then I meandered toward the back where they had some really cool playpens.  Then back around the store to the section where all of the cool toys are.  (I glanced at the clothes, but since he had outgrown the stuff I bought him before they even arrived last month, I didn't feel like risking it.)  I surveyed the stuff there and then headed back over to where I started to start putting some things in my basket so I could get out and watch the football game.  And as I was walking there, it hit me....

There are some hottie women to be found at Babies "R" Us.  Dare I say, MILFs?  While the popular definition puts a MILF between 35 and 50, I prefer to skew the minimum age down to oh, say, 18. 

Now, not all of these women may have been MILFs.  The obvious ones were those with a child or two in their shopping cart.  There were also some MILFs-to-be in the store today.  They were pretty easy to spot.  I had to leave the rest of my imagination.  Was the brunette in short-shorts looking at items in the bathtime aisle a MILF?  How about the blond checking out those walker things?  Maybe they weren't MILFs, but were shopping for items for a baby shower.  Or maybe they were looking to spoil a relative, like I was.

Anyway, I picked out a few things and took it to the checkout stand.  The clerk rang me up and I headed to the parking lot -- grateful that I was going up to see my nephew again in November.

[kerrybeth]

There is a lot to be said for women who juggle motherhood, careers ,etc. while maintaining their looks. Too many women just get fat, cut their hair off and let theirself go.

[~vxn~]

i am my own personal MILF.  i'm hot, i'd do me.  no one believes i have had children.  lol.... (ok, may not be slightest bit "hot", but i'd still do me.)

yeah, hooray for lowering the MILF age, as i have a few years until 30....

[kerrybeth]

i am my own personal MILF.  i'm hot, i'd do me.  no one believes i have had children.  lol.... (ok, may not be slightest bit "hot", but i'd still do me.)

yeah, hooray for lowering the MILF age, as i have a few years until 30....

You're hilarious. How old are you?

[~vxn~]

27.  lol... (i am funnier after a few beers...) 

[kerrybeth]

I can relate to  your sense of humor. 

[Sunny]

You're hilarious. How old are you?

What a thing to ask...

~vxn~, you sound like you're a MILF, AND a box of twinkies. You go girl!

[~vxn~]

trying my best to hold back the cream filling comments.... must... resist.....

[C91]

trying my best to hold back the cream filling comments.... must... resist.....

Please, we're all adults here.  No need to stifle your thoughts.

[~Daisy~]

You've been spying on me AGAIN?

[pariann]

Obviously you all know what MILF means.  I didn't know until a couple of weeks ago when I had someone post a comment to a photo I have on another site.  I do believe I was offended, and I promptly deleted the comment!!  Did they really feel the need to announce THAT particular desire to everyone else reading the comments?



(For those that don't know, I'm a prude  )

[C91]

Just for the record, when I call someone a MILF, I'm not saying that in the literal sense of the word.  I think that MILF has crept into the everyday vernacular as a blanket term for attractive women with children.

It's kind of like saying SNAFU.  We use it in everyday language, but it's derived from an obscenity.

Perhaps your commenter was using MILF in the generic sense of the word because it has become such a common term.

[followsthewolf]

SNAFU was military in origin.

Sometimes, though, a situation was beyond just "fouled up." So FUBB was created.

And then, when a situation became total chaos, FUBB wasn't enough.

Hence, FUBAR.

FUBAR is reserved for siuations that are akin to trying to eat a soup sandwich.

[Sunny]

Where does BFE fit into the mix?

[~vxn~]

found under carnal knowledge <-- isn't that where FUCK came from? 

hooray for cream filling.