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Palehorse

#7545
October 24, 2012, 12:05:14 PM
Quote from: Locutus on October 24, 2012, 12:03:05 PM
I have a paper cut right at the keyboard contact point on one of my typing fingers.  :rant:

Put some alcohol on it right now, otherwise it will become infested with the biologicals that reside within the paper and get infected.

(Those biologicals are why EVERY paper cut gets infected).  :yes:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Locutus

#7546
October 24, 2012, 12:06:06 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on October 24, 2012, 12:05:14 PM
Put some alcohol on it right now, otherwise it will become infested with the biologicals that reside within the paper and get infected.

(Those biologicals are why EVERY paper cut gets infected).  :yes:

:thumbsup:
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Exterminator

#7547
October 24, 2012, 12:52:11 PM
And drink some alcohol, too, for the pain and to prevent internal infection!   :biggrin:
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Palehorse

#7548
October 24, 2012, 12:55:58 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on October 24, 2012, 12:52:11 PM
And drink some alcohol, too, for the pain and to prevent internal infection!   :biggrin:

:rotfl: :food5: :food5: :food5:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Locutus

#7549
October 24, 2012, 01:02:13 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on October 24, 2012, 12:52:11 PM
And drink some alcohol, too, for the pain and to prevent internal infection!   :biggrin:

That gets a triple thumbs up!  :big grin:
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

The Troll

#7550
October 24, 2012, 07:30:14 PM
Quote from: Locutus on October 24, 2012, 01:02:13 PM
That gets a triple thumbs up!  :big grin:

  Could I filter the alcohol though my kidneys before I use it.  I would just piss on it.   :rolleyes: :confused:

Y

#7551
October 26, 2012, 01:18:25 AM
Quote from: Locutus on October 24, 2012, 12:03:05 PM
I have a paper cut right at the keyboard contact point on one of my typing fingers.  :rant:

Iodine and New Skin - from one who knows about fingers.   :wink:
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Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.  ;)

"You've probably noticed that opinion pollsters go out of their way to include as many morons as possible in surveys ... I think it's dangerous to inform morons about what their fellow morons are thinking. It only reinforces their opinions. And the one thing worse than a moron with an opinion is lots of them." -- Scott Adams

In other words: Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.  ;)

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." -- Upton Sinclair

"Hitler is gone, but if the majority of our fellow citizens are more susceptible to the slogans of fear and race hatred than to those of peaceful accommodation and mutual respect among human beings, our political liberties remain at the mercy of any eloquent and unscrupulous demagogue." -- S. I. Hayakawa

Henry Hawk

#7552
October 26, 2012, 04:08:06 PM
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

The Troll

#7553
October 26, 2012, 04:13:54 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on October 26, 2012, 04:08:06 PM
Biden Accuses Romney of $500 Trillion Tax Cut!
Talk about stupid....

  Now tell us Skippy, just how much of  a tax cut does Romney want?  Has he told us or has he forgot what he said when he said it.   :rolleyes: :razz:

Henry Hawk

#7554
October 26, 2012, 04:32:29 PM
Quote from: The Troll on October 26, 2012, 04:13:54 PM
  Now tell us Skippy, just how much of  a tax cut does Romney want?  Has he told us or has he forgot what he said when he said it.   :rolleyes: :razz:
You know exactly how much, unless you have not been watching the debates, and just listening to your pundit buddies for all of your information.
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

The Troll

#7555
October 26, 2012, 07:13:01 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on October 26, 2012, 04:32:29 PM
You know exactly how much, unless you have not been watching the debates, and just listening to your pundit buddies for all of your information.

  See everybody how Henry shows his intelligence. :doh:  The reason he won't give a figure is because he doesn't know, because Romney doesn't remember what he said when he said it.   :rolleyes:

  We all know what Henry and "ME" has, it's Romnesia.  :haha:  :haha:  And "DICK" Mourdockesia.  :haha:  :haha:  It is a return of George W. Bushesia.  The screwing George W. give us.   :sarcasm:

Henry Hawk

#7556
October 26, 2012, 07:56:50 PM
Quote from: The Troll on October 26, 2012, 07:13:01 PM
  See everybody how Henry shows his intelligence. :doh:  The reason he won't give a figure is because he doesn't know, because Romney doesn't remember what he said when he said it.   :rolleyes:

  We all know what Henry and "ME" has, it's Romnesia.  :haha: :haha:  And "DICK" Mourdockesia.  :haha: :haha:  It is a return of George W. Bushesia.  The screwing George W. give us.   :sarcasm:

THAT is the best you got?   :rolleyes:
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

The Troll

#7557
October 26, 2012, 10:52:50 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on October 26, 2012, 07:56:50 PM
THAT is the best you got?   :rolleyes:

  I see that you don't have any good intentions for America.    :rant:

Henry Hawk

#7558
October 27, 2012, 08:21:22 AM
Quote from: The Troll on October 26, 2012, 10:52:50 PM
  I see that you don't have any good intentions for America.    :rant:

Just firing a group that has ruined it and hire a group that will fix it, that's all.
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

The Troll

#7559
October 27, 2012, 11:06:07 AM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on October 27, 2012, 08:21:22 AM
Just firing a group that has ruined it and hire a group that will fix it, that's all.


  So you want to fire the group who are a little slow in getting the country back in shape from a group who destroyed it.  Huh?  And hire the group back that destroyed it.  Good Republican thinking Lad.  :yes:

  I got an idea, let us buy you Hawk for what  you are worth and sell you for want you think you're worth.   :yes: :yes:  Then we could help rape victims get an abortion for those women who doesn't think like "DICK" Mourdock that getting a rape fetus is a blessing from god.   :rant:  Your favorite breakfast cereal must be KOOK COO POPS.  :haha:
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