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Palehorse

#7500
September 24, 2012, 08:20:14 PM
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

The Troll

#7501
September 25, 2012, 12:37:16 PM

  You know we could solve some of the flying problems, if everyone flying would report to the airport naked.  :trustme:   :biggrin:

Palehorse

#7502
September 27, 2012, 08:02:20 AM
Headline on CNN web-site just now:

"Fecal transplant saves woman's life"

:spooked: :spooked: :spooked:

Seriously? Has CNN hired some of the Herald Bulletin's copy editors?  :mad:

The story is about how a facial transplant saved a woman's life. . .
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Bo D

#7503
September 27, 2012, 09:45:56 AM
Quote from: Palehorse on September 27, 2012, 08:02:20 AM
Headline on CNN web-site just now:

"Fecal transplant saves woman's life"

:spooked: :spooked: :spooked:

Seriously? Has CNN hired some of the Herald Bulletin's copy editors?  :mad:

The story is about how a facial transplant saved a woman's life. . .

:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

I think a lot of Republicans could use a fecal transplant. Their fecal matter is getting old.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."  Carl Sagan

Henry Hawk

#7504
September 27, 2012, 09:54:59 AM
Quote from: Palehorse on September 27, 2012, 08:02:20 AM
Headline on CNN web-site just now:

"Fecal transplant saves woman's life"

:spooked: :spooked: :spooked:

Seriously? Has CNN hired some of the Herald Bulletin's copy editors?  :mad:

The story is about how a facial transplant saved a woman's life. . .

now THAT is funny.......
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Exterminator

#7505
September 27, 2012, 09:56:28 AM
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Henry Hawk

#7506
September 27, 2012, 10:17:51 AM
Quote from: Exterminator on September 27, 2012, 09:56:28 AM
It could be worse!

Aww!  Nothing quite like shoving a bottle of vodka up your ass to unwind after a rough day of classes. :spooked:
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

The Troll

#7508
September 27, 2012, 10:25:31 AM
Quote from: Palehorse on September 27, 2012, 08:02:20 AM
Headline on CNN web-site just now:

"Fecal transplant saves woman's life"

:spooked: :spooked: :spooked:

Seriously? Has CNN hired some of the Herald Bulletin's copy editors?  :mad:

The story is about how a facial transplant saved a woman's life. . .

  What is that they say, SHIT HAPPENS.     :wink:

Sandy Eggo

#7509
October 01, 2012, 08:25:55 PM
:biggrin: That's hilarious Troll!!! :rotfl:
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

Palehorse

#7510
October 04, 2012, 08:10:22 PM
So I was standing with a colleague talking this afternoon, when another colleague walked up and said, "You guys realize that we are the three grayest people in this facility don't you?"

Now, I'd have found that funny except for the fact I was the oldest one in the group!  :rant:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#7511
October 04, 2012, 09:15:49 PM


Think it's an election year?  :rant:

(Daleville Indiana - The signs are all over this field)
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

me

#7512
October 04, 2012, 09:28:11 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on October 04, 2012, 08:10:22 PM
So I was standing with a colleague talking this afternoon, when another colleague walked up and said, "You guys realize that we are the three grayest people in this facility don't you?"

Now, I'd have found that funny except for the fact I was the oldest one in the group!  :rant:
:smile:
Trump 2020

The Troll

#7513
October 04, 2012, 09:39:13 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on October 04, 2012, 09:15:49 PM


Think it's an election year?  :rant:

(Daleville Indiana - The signs are all over this field)

  I think that signs. bill boards and radio advertising are a waste of money.  TV ads and that old door to door campaigning with open public meetings are the way to go.  Also plant visits, that was when we had manufacturing plants.  I just wish they could do away with negative advertisements by outside groups and packs.  Any negative advertising would have to have the candidate verbal and visual support.   :yes:  But the chances of that happening is like "ME" jumping over the moon.   :biggrin: :confused:   Mooooooo, Bessie.  :haha:

Palehorse

#7514
October 05, 2012, 12:30:01 PM
I know it is Friday and I should be happy about it. . . but having to work until the wee hours of the morning this evening, is NOT my idea of a Friday well spent. . .  :rant:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville
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