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#5445
September 11, 2010, 05:47:49 PM
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#5446
September 14, 2010, 03:02:13 PM
Huge explosion outside of Toone TN at Kilgore Corporation - Manufacturer of military grade flares. . .
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Sandy Eggo

#5447
September 14, 2010, 09:10:50 PM
For those of you who work in offices (at a career work station in a room w/other such stations) please consider that leftover fish is NOT the best lunch for the workplace. :biggrin:

Seriously, my office smelled like the blue light special in the redlight district today. ;D
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

Palehorse

#5448
September 14, 2010, 09:14:19 PM
Hot Tuna!  :rotfl: :rotfl:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

The Troll

#5449
September 16, 2010, 10:37:28 AM
  Well, the cops did it again.  Dallas Texas, cops put over a motorcyclist for riding his bike on the sidewalk. 

  The dash camera shows the bike rider stopping and the cops getting out of their car and running over to him and beating many times with a baton and hitting him in the head with their fists.

  While this is going on another cop get into the police car and moves the direction of the camera so you can't see what is going on.  The FBI is investigating.  I wonder if they will get off.  We have got to stop these bad cops.

Palehorse

#5450
September 16, 2010, 11:32:50 AM
The beat down is coming!
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#5451
September 16, 2010, 12:21:12 PM
And for the second time this week the owners of "Evil Dog" let him loose and he came over to our yard while my dog was  out (i was with him). They fought and I broke it up. When the owner came over I told them that my dog WILL kill that dog and that they had better keep him under control!  :rant:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#5452
September 17, 2010, 07:48:51 PM
CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. — Better catch Jupiter next week in the night sky. It won't be that big or bright again until 2022. Jupiter will pass 368 million miles from Earth late Monday, its closest approach since 1963. You can see it low in the east around dusk. Around midnight, it will be directly overhead. That's because Earth will be passing between Jupiter and the sun, into the wee hours of Tuesday.

The solar system's largest planet already appears as an incredibly bright star — three times brighter than the brightest star in the sky, Sirius. The only thing brighter in the night sky right now is our moon. Binoculars and telescopes will dramatically improve the view as Jupiter, along with its many moons, rises in the east as the sun sets.
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#5453
September 19, 2010, 08:13:28 PM
Anybody else want to slaughter that pig going wee-wee-wee all the way home on Geiko?  :rant:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Lester Sasquatch

#5454
September 19, 2010, 08:39:17 PM
I think the title of this thread is very funny. Here in the foothills of Martin County, we have another name for a random act of venting, we call it a fart.
What the Hell is a signature? Am I supposed to type something in this box? I guess I'll find out.

The Troll

#5455
September 19, 2010, 08:53:35 PM
Quote from: Lester Sasquatch on September 19, 2010, 08:39:17 PM
I think the title of this thread is very funny. Here in the foothills of Martin County, we have another name for a random act of venting, we call it a fart.

  Also there are Brain Farts, ever have one.

Palehorse

#5456
September 19, 2010, 10:07:35 PM
Quote from: Lester Sasquatch on September 19, 2010, 08:39:17 PM
I think the title of this thread is very funny. Here in the foothills of Martin County, we have another name for a random act of venting, we call it a fart.

I tend to lean toward, "the tender strains of the anal flute choir" myself!  :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Lester Sasquatch

#5457
September 20, 2010, 12:29:34 AM
Quote from: The Troll on September 19, 2010, 08:53:35 PM
  Also there are Brain Farts, ever have one.

Not that I recall. I will be honest, I have never heard that term before. Is it like a Brain Freeze?
What the Hell is a signature? Am I supposed to type something in this box? I guess I'll find out.

The Troll

#5458
September 20, 2010, 06:14:12 AM
Quote from: Lester Sasquatch on September 20, 2010, 12:29:34 AM
Not that I recall. I will be honest, I have never heard that term before. Is it like a Brain Freeze?

  Lester, you never heard of a Brain Fart.  Well it happen when you are talking to someone and you remember you have something important to tell them.  And you forget what the important information was.  Well you know what it like, when you go to the store to get two things and when you get there you have forgot what they were.

Sandy Eggo

#5459
September 20, 2010, 09:42:59 AM
The Geico pig should be bacon! I'm a little over the pissy attitude of the caveman too. ;D
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous
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