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Started by Palehorse, September 19, 2006, 06:55:07 AM

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kimmi

#4020
August 20, 2009, 07:11:07 AM
Quote from: me on August 19, 2009, 10:20:35 PM
Think our teachers want to have all the fun for themselves?

haha but your weather gets cold faster and they can cover up bruises on their bodies better than I can.  I'm going to have to wear my tennis shoes everyday because apparently he is a "runner"! 
Take time to smell the roses.

pariann

#4021
August 20, 2009, 07:24:59 AM
If only you didn't teach elementary, you could encourage him to focus that running on track. :wink:
Looks like I've come full circle.

me

#4022
August 20, 2009, 07:26:24 AM
Oh wonderful.  Sounds like you might be in for a hell of a year.  Maybe you can talk to the principle and get him transferred to another class.
Quote from: kimmi on August 20, 2009, 07:11:07 AM
haha but your weather gets cold faster and they can cover up bruises on their bodies better than I can.  I'm going to have to wear my tennis shoes everyday because apparently he is a "runner"! 
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LOsborne

#4023
August 20, 2009, 07:33:20 AM
Quote from: kimmi on August 20, 2009, 07:11:07 AM
... they can cover up bruises on their bodies better than I can. 

Hell, Kimmi, if he touches you sue his ass for sexual battery. I'm sure that's what his parents would do to you if you tried to restrain him.

Exterminator

#4024
August 20, 2009, 07:47:30 AM
 I think you should chop him in the throat!
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

pariann

#4025
August 20, 2009, 08:13:38 AM
LOL!!! Stop that.
Looks like I've come full circle.

Palehorse

#4026
August 20, 2009, 08:31:59 AM
Yeah! Throat chop him!  :yes: :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Elaine

#4027
August 20, 2009, 11:48:19 AM
Quote from: Exterminator on August 20, 2009, 07:47:30 AM
I think you should chop him in the throat!

Yeah then body slam his lil butt onto the floor, and roar real loud.
Red meat is not bad for you, fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

Exterminator

#4028
August 24, 2009, 08:09:56 AM
Why in the hell is it so difficult for people to understand how the on-ramp to the freeway works?  Have they never heard it referred to as the "acceleration ramp" and are they really too stupid to understand how dangerous it is to try to merge into traffic that's going 70 MPH when they're only going 45 or 50?
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

pariann

#4029
August 24, 2009, 08:16:19 AM
Could it possibly be that they have slow acceleration?  Pedal to the metal, and still barely chugging along?   If I don't get some transmission fluid in my mini-van, I'm going to slow accelerating just because I can't get the frigging gears shifted. LOL

Oh, you know what you should have done?  Flagged them to the side of the road and then chopped them in the throat!!
Looks like I've come full circle.

Exterminator

#4030
August 24, 2009, 08:21:28 AM
Quote from: pariann on August 24, 2009, 08:16:19 AM
Could it possibly be that they have slow acceleration?  Pedal to the metal, and still barely chugging along?   If I don't get some transmission fluid in my mini-van, I'm going to slow accelerating just because I can't get the frigging gears shifted. LOL

I'm guessing that wasn't the case with the new-ish Honda Accord I was behind this morning.

QuoteOh, you know what you should have done?  Flagged them to the side of the road and then chopped them in the throat!!

Next time I might!   :biggrin:
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

me

#4031
August 24, 2009, 08:35:50 AM
Quote from: Exterminator on August 24, 2009, 08:09:56 AM
Why in the hell is it so difficult for people to understand how the on-ramp to the freeway works?  Have they never heard it referred to as the "acceleration ramp" and are they really too stupid to understand how dangerous it is to try to merge into traffic that's going 70 MPH when they're only going 45 or 50?
Whats really irritating is when you have some old fart just plain stop........... :rant:
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Exterminator

#4032
August 24, 2009, 08:43:26 AM
Quote from: me on August 24, 2009, 08:35:50 AM
Whats really irritating is when you have some old fart just plain stop........... :rant:

Yeah, so don't do it!   :biggrin:
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

me

#4033
August 24, 2009, 08:48:52 AM
Quote from: Exterminator on August 24, 2009, 08:43:26 AM
Yeah, so don't do it!   :biggrin:
I don't but I had someone do it to me. 
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Palehorse

#4034
August 24, 2009, 09:51:39 AM
Bluehairs!  :rant:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville
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