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Henry Hawk

#3945
July 15, 2009, 10:14:35 AM
Quote from: Mr442 on July 15, 2009, 09:40:06 AM
That was no chupacabra, that was me chasing the goat.  Come ba-a-a-ack! :smitten:

I just KNEW that it looked familiar!!!... ;D ;D
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


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LOsborne

#3946
July 16, 2009, 08:28:25 AM
MOBILIZATION ALERT!!

In response to the tentative identification of the diversionary critter as a chupacabra, the PPDC is sending a truckload of repellent to your area. The real danger is not from the animal itself (which considers humans less than delicious) but from the flesh-eating bacteria they carry. Wash often. Use Lysol.

It is of course thanks to the success of the off-Broadway musical "Chupacabra on the Roof" that more people are aware of the danger posed by these invaders. My friend Morgan, who is both president of the PPDC, and a financial backer of the proposed film version of COTR tells me negotiations are proceeding nicely to sign Brittany Spears and Paris Hilton to play the roles of the flesh-eating bacteria. To sweeten the deal, a new song has been written especially for them, called "I have no Brain but a Huge Appetite."

Mr442

#3947
July 16, 2009, 03:53:50 PM
Quote from: LOsborne on July 16, 2009, 08:28:25 AM
a financial backer of the proposed film version of COTR tells me negotiations are proceeding nicely to sign Brittany Spears and Paris Hilton to play the roles of the flesh-eating bacteria. To sweeten the deal, a new song has been written especially for them, called "I have no Brain but a Huge Appetite."

That's know way to portray a chupacabra, they have feelings too :wink:
Mr442

kimmi

#3948
July 16, 2009, 05:34:46 PM
STUPID YELLOW JACKETS!  :mad:
Take time to smell the roses.

Locutus

#3949
July 16, 2009, 05:44:35 PM
:eek:

You'd best be careful with them.  They can be nasty!
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

kimmi

#3950
July 16, 2009, 05:59:54 PM
One got me as I was mowing over its nest.  Now I have to figure out how to get rid of them.
Take time to smell the roses.

Locutus

#3951
July 16, 2009, 07:19:01 PM
Shit!  My grandfather mowed over a nest of them once upon a time and ended up in the hospital with upwards of 80 stings.  He was stubborn though.  He went back with some gas and burned 'em out.  ;D
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

kimmi

#3952
July 16, 2009, 07:34:08 PM
I'm scared of the burning them out part.   :-[
Take time to smell the roses.

me

#3953
July 16, 2009, 07:39:24 PM
If you know for sure where the hole is wait 'til it's below 60 and pour something down it like bleach or gas.  Or you can get that stuff that sprays a 25ft stream and get 'em with that.
Trump 2020

kimmi

#3954
July 16, 2009, 08:00:28 PM
Bleach I will do.  I also have that long spraying stuff.  I don't know if it is going to get below 60 degrees anytime soon. 
Take time to smell the roses.

me

#3955
July 16, 2009, 08:02:57 PM
Quote from: kimmi on July 16, 2009, 08:00:28 PM
Bleach I will do.  I also have that long spraying stuff.  I don't know if it is going to get below 60 degrees anytime soon.
Below 60 they get real slow and around 50 they go dormant and it's safer to do away with them. 
Trump 2020

kimmi

#3956
July 16, 2009, 08:51:13 PM
I would need to wait until October!!  :razz:
Take time to smell the roses.

me

#3957
July 16, 2009, 10:44:35 PM
Quote from: kimmi on July 16, 2009, 08:51:13 PM
I would need to wait until October!!  :razz:
That's not good especially if ya need to mow.  Lets hope someone can come up with another idea that's safe to get rid of them now.
Trump 2020

pariann

#3958
July 16, 2009, 11:27:29 PM
buy a big back of ice...and toss it over on the nest.....they will cool down after awhile.... :wink:
Looks like I've come full circle.

me

#3959
July 17, 2009, 12:02:59 AM
Quote from: pariann on July 16, 2009, 11:27:29 PM
buy a big back of ice...and toss it over on the nest.....they will cool down after awhile.... :wink:
There's always dry ice if you can find it anymore.  That would cool them down with a quickness for sure.... :yes:
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