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#3585
October 26, 2008, 08:50:59 PM
Quote from: Dexter Morgan on October 26, 2008, 04:24:03 PM
I'm baaaaak.... I'm hoping things have cooled down a bit while I've been gone. That last time I was here, I went to the most recent posts section, and couldn't believe all of the political nonsense going on. There was a certain photograph that really pissed me off. I don't care what side of the political page anybody is on but..... don't photoshop pictures of kids flipping the bird, to make some kind of a political point. Using children to make a political statement, is really low IMO. Children are innocent, and should be treated as such. I'm not trying to trample on anybody's freedom of speech here but.... just leave the kids outta it OK.
Yep, I agree with you Dexter on that one.  Most of that stuff is just junk and not remotely funny. 
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Palehorse

#3586
October 27, 2008, 02:36:55 PM
Can "Micro-sux" have made Excel any harder with it's 2007 "improvements"? I don't think so. Now the most menial of tasks like "freeze panes" and saving an updated file are made to be ponderous by the fact you frigging have to search for the functionality or feature for a friggin hour before you can find it. And even then yopu may not be able to find it.

Update a table and try to save your changes? No way Jose! Now it's read only and it won't even let you save a copy on an external drive.  :rant:

I swear, Bill Gates should be shot for such BS actions!  :rant:
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Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

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Dexter Morgan

#3587
October 27, 2008, 03:51:40 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on October 27, 2008, 02:36:55 PM
Can "Micro-sux" have made Excel any harder with it's 2007 "improvements"? I don't think so. Now the most menial of tasks like "freeze panes" and saving an updated file are made to be ponderous by the fact you frigging have to search for the functionality or feature for a friggin hour before you can find it. And even then yopu may not be able to find it.

Update a table and try to save your changes? No way Jose! Now it's read only and it won't even let you save a copy on an external drive.  :rant:

I swear, Bill Gates should be shot for such BS actions!  :rant:
he he... I didn't understand a word I just read in your post but.... I agree Bill Gates should be shot LMAO!!! J/K  :biggrin:
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Palehorse

#3588
October 27, 2008, 05:22:33 PM
 :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant:
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That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

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#3589
October 27, 2008, 09:50:13 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on October 27, 2008, 02:36:55 PM
Can "Micro-sux" have made Excel any harder with it's 2007 "improvements"? I don't think so. Now the most menial of tasks like "freeze panes" and saving an updated file are made to be ponderous by the fact you frigging have to search for the functionality or feature for a friggin hour before you can find it. And even then yopu may not be able to find it.

Update a table and try to save your changes? No way Jose! Now it's read only and it won't even let you save a copy on an external drive.  :rant:

I swear, Bill Gates should be shot for such BS actions!  :rant:
Ya, I screwed up and downloaded the update last year and promptly removed it and reinstalled my older version. 
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Dexter Morgan

#3590
October 27, 2008, 11:07:49 PM
My stove has a super burner on it. It has an extremely high flame. Tonight,when I was cooking supper, I had a paper towel in my had, when I was stirring boiling rice, and I'll be damned if I didn't catch the friggin' paper towel on fire.  :groan: The damn thing burst into flames, and I ran screaming ,with it in my hand across the kitchen, headed for the sink!!! Pieces of it were flying through the air on fire mind you. It was like an obstacle course because my cats Jake and Dudley Boy, were running around watching the pieces floating through the air. I made it to the sink, and got it put out. Everything was OK and nobody got hurt. Thank God I didn't burn the house down.  :rolleyes:
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#3591
October 28, 2008, 07:27:24 AM
Quote from: Dexter Morgan on October 27, 2008, 11:07:49 PM
My stove has a super burner on it. It has an extremely high flame. Tonight,when I was cooking supper, I had a paper towel in my had, when I was stirring boiling rice, and I'll be damned if I didn't catch the friggin' paper towel on fire.  :groan: The damn thing burst into flames, and I ran screaming ,with it in my hand across the kitchen, headed for the sink!!! Pieces of it were flying through the air on fire mind you. It was like an obstacle course because my cats Jake and Dudley Boy, were running around watching the pieces floating through the air. I made it to the sink, and got it put out. Everything was OK and nobody got hurt. Thank God I didn't burn the house down.  :rolleyes:
Sounds like something I'd do. I caught my oven on fire a few years ago at Easter, that was exciting.  I had put the turkey in a cookin' bag and had it in a pan that was too small because I was also doing a ham.  The bag hung over the side of the pan, melted, the drippings from the turkey leaked out and poof, oven fire.  :o  I quickly turned the oven off and shut the door which put out the flames, thank goodness, and fortunately the turkey and ham were both fine.  Sure cleared out the kitchen quick though...everyone ran screaming to the living room when they seen the oven flaming. 
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Sandy Eggo

#3592
October 28, 2008, 08:21:58 AM
Note to self: Flame resistant clothing needed at me's or Dex's house. :biggrin:
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#3593
October 28, 2008, 08:23:16 AM
Quote from: Sandy Eggo on October 28, 2008, 08:21:58 AM
Note to self: Flame resistant clothing needed at me's or Dex's house. :biggrin:
Sad but true....  :laugh:
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Palehorse

#3594
October 28, 2008, 09:16:16 AM
I didn't know she was a smoke eater!  :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

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#3595
October 28, 2008, 09:32:20 AM
Quote from: Palehorse on October 28, 2008, 09:16:16 AM
I didn't know she was a smoke eater!  :biggrin:
It was definitely smoked turkey and ham.... :yes: :biggrin:
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Palehorse

#3596
October 28, 2008, 10:15:58 AM
We must make it policy to keep me and Dex away from matches and flammable materials. They are both restricted from KP duty!  :spooked: :icon_twisted:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

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#3597
October 28, 2008, 10:25:19 AM
Quote from: Palehorse on October 28, 2008, 10:15:58 AM
We must make it policy to keep me and Dex away from matches and flammable materials. They are both restricted from KP duty!  :spooked: :icon_twisted:
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Palehorse

#3598
October 28, 2008, 10:59:58 AM
Before you get too excited, that just applies to the Unknown Zone! You are on your own at home!  :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

me

#3599
October 28, 2008, 03:32:16 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on October 28, 2008, 10:59:58 AM
Before you get too excited, that just applies to the Unknown Zone! You are on your own at home!  :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
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