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The Troll

#7080
May 20, 2012, 02:52:23 PM
Quote from: me on May 20, 2012, 01:52:08 AM
That;s exactly why we don't even think about venturing into any of the stores on the weekend.  :no: :no: :no: :no:

  That's what is so nice about shopping before noon, Monday through Thursday.  What gets me is how they drive their carts.  Just like they do out in the parking lot.  Or the mother with squalling kids on a cell phone speed shopping.  They will run over you and not even look up.  :haha:  :haha:

  One day we were shopping and we walked in the store with a mother with a 4 or 5 year old girl.  She started screaming and balding the moment she got there.  As we were leaving the girl was laying in the center of the walk out lane going what looked like snow angels.  Screaming at the top of her voice and the mother acted like nothing was going on.  :doh:

Palehorse

#7081
May 23, 2012, 12:42:44 PM
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

The Troll

#7082
May 23, 2012, 05:04:21 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on May 23, 2012, 12:42:44 PM


:ride:  Horse,  you have your work cut out for yourself if you smack stupid out of just the Republicans in Anderson.  That would be like stepping on and killing cockroaches in a grease spoon restaurant,   :run:

Palehorse

#7083
May 24, 2012, 11:40:29 AM
As is said here quite often; "You can't fix stupid."  :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Henry Hawk

#7084
May 24, 2012, 03:07:23 PM
I have tried very hard to fix it here, but you guys keep on breaking.  Stay with me, and maybe one of these days, you guys MIGHT learn from me and 'me' the necessary critical thinking skills to obtain the brilliant solutions to the many precarious problems... ;) :biggrin: :razz:
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

me

#7085
May 24, 2012, 03:14:26 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on May 24, 2012, 03:07:23 PM
I have tried very hard to fix it here, but you guys keep on breaking.  Stay with me, and maybe one of these days, you guys MIGHT learn from me and 'me' the necessary critical thinking skills to obtain the brilliant solutions to the many precarious problems... ;) :biggrin: :razz:
I'm beginning to think it's hopeless actually.
Trump 2020

Exterminator

#7086
May 24, 2012, 03:34:22 PM
Quote from: me on May 24, 2012, 03:14:26 PM
I'm beginning to think it's hopeless actually.

Indeed.
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

me

#7087
May 24, 2012, 04:09:36 PM
Trump 2020

The Troll

#7088
May 24, 2012, 04:38:23 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on May 24, 2012, 03:07:23 PM
I have tried very hard to fix it here, but you guys keep on breaking.  Stay with me, and maybe one of these days, you guys MIGHT learn from me and 'me' the necessary critical thinking skills to obtain the brilliant solutions to the many precarious problems... ;) :biggrin: :razz:


   :haha:   :haha:  hold on while I catch my breath.  :haha:  :haha:  You got to be shitting me.  Oh, the unadultrated cat shit (it's worse than bullshit.)

                                                       :bs:        :bsm2:      :bs:

Henry Hawk

#7089
May 24, 2012, 04:42:32 PM
unadultrated cat shit  :confused: :rolleyes:

Thats a new one!!!  :biggrin:

Is that opposed to Adulterated cat shit?  ;D
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

The Troll

#7090
May 24, 2012, 09:54:04 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on May 24, 2012, 04:42:32 PM
unadulterated cat shit  :confused: :rolleyes:

That's a new one!!!  :biggrin:

Is that opposed to Adulterated cat shit?  ;D

  If you want to mix something in the cat shit, that would be adulterated cat shit.  I talking about fresh, right out of a cat and hot cat shit and unadulterated.  :rotfl:  :doh:

Henry Hawk

#7091
May 24, 2012, 10:14:31 PM
:rotfl: okay!!
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Palehorse

#7092
May 25, 2012, 10:24:58 PM
That nothin but a boonch of craap!
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#7093
May 25, 2012, 10:27:21 PM
Gets any dryer around these parts and this whole fuggin town is going to combust.

This afternoon, lots of lightening and thunder, but I can produce more moisture with one spit than what fell. And it seems this evening it is going to do the exact same thing.

That lighting hits the right stand of trees and break out the hot dogs cause this place is going to be the new "WACO". (What a cook out)  :mad: :mad: :mad:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#7094
May 25, 2012, 10:30:59 PM
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville
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