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The Quest for Wigs!

Started by tallulahdahling, July 06, 2007, 02:23:45 PM

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Dexter Morgan

#120
December 17, 2007, 02:12:49 PM
Quote from: tallulahdahling on December 17, 2007, 01:26:05 PM
Got a great story ..........

I have a standing lunch date with a girlfriend every Friday and this past Friday we decided to dine at O'Charleys. 

She got there early and the place was packed so we had one of those beepers that they give you to let ya know when your table is ready.

Well, in the meantime we talked and exchanged presents and I noticed a group of 3 teen girls and 2 older ladies over in the corner of the foyer.  The teens were giggling and pointing in our direction and I asked my friend if I was paranoid or were these girls laughing at me?
She said I wasn't paranoid and they either laughing at her or me.  So, in my normal Tallulah style I walked over to them.

I asked them if I could help them with anything.  And one of the teens said, "Well, you need help with that wig you're wearing!" 
OH NO SHE DINNT!!
Well, I spent a lot of time styling the wig, cutting the bangs and spraying it just right and I thought it looked very fly---so I went off.......

I whipped the wig off my head and replied, "Well what is your suggestion?  This is called chemo, baby--would you like to see my fake tit and tell me if you approve?"

By that time my friend was covering her face with her purse and one of the older ladies was in the face of the teens saying, "Whaddyou say to her?  Whaddyou do?"

I simply sashayed to the front of the line and loudly asked "Is the table ready for the cancer patient yet?"

We were seated immediately--LOL

So yes, I can say that I have successfully pulled the Cancer Card    :biggrin:
Stupid little bitches anyway.  :mad: I would have loved to have seen their faces when you ripped your wig off!!!! LMFAO!!!! They probably shit their pants LMAO!!!  :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:  :idea3: That's one way of getting to the head of the line LMAO!!! Dahling, you are priceless.  :smitten:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

tallulahdahling

#121
December 18, 2007, 01:26:18 PM
I'm a stickler for good manners.  If you ain't got 'em, you're gonna hear about it from me  :mad:
If you don't have anything nice to say then come over here and sit by me!

Dexter Morgan

#122
December 18, 2007, 10:43:26 PM
Quote from: tallulahdahling on December 18, 2007, 01:26:18 PM
I'm a stickler for good manners.  If you ain't got 'em, you're gonna hear about it from me  :mad:
Some people are very insensitive about stuff like that. Especially teenagers.  :mad:  :rolleyes: I still think it would have been priceless, to see the look on their faces.  :biggrin2:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

tallulahdahling

#123
February 22, 2008, 04:38:23 PM
Well the quest has ended, people!  I believe that in about 2-3 weeks I will be able to sashay around town wigless and hatless! 
I have a nice, wavy growth going at the moment --kinda Susan Powterish -- now I just have to decide if I'm gonna dye the stuff or keep it white!
If you don't have anything nice to say then come over here and sit by me!

Dexter Morgan

#124
February 22, 2008, 04:40:53 PM
Quote from: tallulahdahling on February 22, 2008, 04:38:23 PM
Well the quest has ended, people!  I believe that in about 2-3 weeks I will be able to sashay around town wigless and hatless! 
I have a nice, wavy growth going at the moment --kinda Susan Powterish -- now I just have to decide if I'm gonna dye the stuff or keep it white!
Wow!!! It came in white? What is your normal color?  :biggrin:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

tallulahdahling

#125
February 22, 2008, 04:46:54 PM
Red, baby!   :gorgeous:
If you don't have anything nice to say then come over here and sit by me!

Dexter Morgan

#126
February 22, 2008, 04:49:43 PM
Quote from: tallulahdahling on February 22, 2008, 04:46:54 PM
Red, baby!   :gorgeous:
Is it suppose to come in white?  :confused: I knew you were a redhead, you got a lotta spunk. You're a spitfire T!!!  :biggrin:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

tallulahdahling

#127
February 22, 2008, 05:04:22 PM
Well, I have my moments   :wink:

Actually, I started greying when I was about 12.  I've been dying my hair since I was 13.  First I went dark cuz I was always getting teased about being a redhead, then I went blonde just because and eventually back to the red.
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Palehorse

#128
February 22, 2008, 05:09:28 PM
I had a couple of friends that went through chemo and they were gray before hand. After they completed it and their hair came back it came back their natural color with not a speck of gray!  :spooked:
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Dexter Morgan

#129
February 22, 2008, 07:46:48 PM
Quote from: tallulahdahling on February 22, 2008, 05:04:22 PM
Well, I have my moments   :wink:

Actually, I started greying when I was about 12.  I've been dying my hair since I was 13.  First I went dark cuz I was always getting teased about being a redhead, then I went blonde just because and eventually back to the red.
Ya know, hair is a strange thing when you think about it. I was born with a full head of very curly brown hair. Two weeks later it fell out. It came back blonde. When I was thirteen it started to turn brown, and I started coloring it blond. I quit dying it blond about 6 months ago, and for the first time, in my life I'm actually seeing my true hair color LOL!!! It's dark brown!!!! I wasn't expecting the grey though.  :spooked: I'm starting to get some wrinkles.  :spooked: I should've expected it but YIKES!!!  :biggrin:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

Dexter Morgan

#130
February 22, 2008, 07:49:34 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on February 22, 2008, 05:09:28 PM
I had a couple of friends that went through chemo and they were gray before hand. After they completed it and their hair came back it came back their natural color with not a speck of gray!  :spooked:
I went to school with a guy, that was almost completely bald, at the age of 17. He always looked sooo much older than everybody else. He could buy booze waaaay before anybody else.  :yes:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

tallulahdahling

#131
February 25, 2008, 04:14:40 PM
Everyone has wild stories about changing hair color and texture after chemo--you never know.  Same with childbirth--some women have their eyelashes fall out after having babies!  Hormones are funny thangs! 

I don't have any wrinkles yet.  Probably due to staying out of the sun and having very oily skin all my life.  *SIGH*
If you don't have anything nice to say then come over here and sit by me!

Dexter Morgan

#132
February 25, 2008, 08:36:09 PM
Quote from: tallulahdahling on February 25, 2008, 04:14:40 PM
Everyone has wild stories about changing hair color and texture after chemo--you never know.  Same with childbirth--some women have their eyelashes fall out after having babies!  Hormones are funny thangs! 

I don't have any wrinkles yet.  Probably due to staying out of the sun and having very oily skin all my life.  *SIGH*
You wanna trade? I'll take your oily skin, and you take my handful of wrinkles.  :yes: Then, we'll both put on Dolly Parton wigs, and humongous fake boobies, and dance around like the idiots we are LMAO!!!.  :spooked: :rotfl:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

tallulahdahling

#133
February 26, 2008, 01:37:45 PM
You're on, chickie! 




Things You'll Need:

    * 57DD Breast
    * Platinum blonde wig
    * Fake nails
    * Tight, sequined clothes
    * High heels
    * A corset
    * Bright lipstick and heavy eye makeup
    * A charming Southern drawl

Step 1:
Go wig shopping. Dolly herself wears a variety of wigs for performing, Find something platinum blonde with big bangs. Look at pictures of Dolly for inspiration.

Step 2:
Put on a corset and pad your bra. Dolly Parton is known for her tiny waist and huge bosom. Be a convincing impersonator with an hour glass figure. Make your waist as small as possible, but don't cinch the corset too tight since you still need to breathe enough to sing. Buy the biggest bra you can find and add to your own assets to fill it up.

Step 3:
Slip into something a little more sequined. As a country musician, Dolly subscribes to the fringe and sparkles approach to fashion. She wears a variety of colors, so you won't be limited in that choice, though you should wear something low-cut and tight. Just make sure that there are enough sequins or beads on your outfit to catch the spotlight.

Step 4:
Apply a lot of makeup. Like everything she does, Dolly's makeup is big and exaggerated. Heavy eye shadow and mascara compliment bright lipstick when you impersonate Dolly.

Step 5:
Practice your vocal impression. Listen to recordings and interviews to become familiar with her Tennessee drawl and distinctive singing voice. Dolly has a lot of emotion in her inflection, whether it is cheerful sweetness or solemn melancholy. Incorporate that into your act.
If you don't have anything nice to say then come over here and sit by me!

Dexter Morgan

#134
February 26, 2008, 05:39:28 PM
  :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: We're ready to go now LOL!!! I resemble the make up part,and big hair too LMAO!!!!  :biggrin:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~
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