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Started by awol, October 06, 2006, 07:54:40 PM

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Henry Hawk

Quote from: Bo D on March 24, 2008, 09:34:55 AM
Hawk....I hope you don't believe that EITHER party today bears any resemblance to the parties of 1942.

naw, I certainly HOPE not anyway... :no:......but, simply pointing out an obervation....an observation that really don't mean a hill of beans.... :no:.....but, an observation, non the less... :yes:
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Bo D

Quote from: Henry Hawk on March 24, 2008, 09:44:01 AM
an observation that really don't mean a hill of beans

True!  :biggrin:
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."  Carl Sagan

awol

"Never ascribe to malice, that which can be explained by incompetence."

"If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing."

"History is a set of lies agreed upon."

"In politics stupidity is not a handicap."

napolean bonaparte

interesting, considering the last 8 years.
"Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music." - George Carlin

Sandy Eggo

Quote from: awol on April 30, 2008, 10:04:31 PM


interesting, considering the last 8 years.

:biggrin:

Can we send Bush to live on an island in exile? ;D
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

awol

Quote from: PIYA on April 30, 2008, 11:44:55 PM
:biggrin:

Can we send Bush to live on an island in exile? ;D

given the way he's been cozying up to cuba lately, i believe that may be his plan.  they have 2 things there to entice him - non extradition, and mounds of coke.
"Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music." - George Carlin

American_Woman

Quote from: awol on November 30, 2006, 07:36:33 PM
I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary.

"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.

So I suggested the kitchen.

~Red Skelton



ROFLMAO!  :biggrin:
What doesn't kill me only makes me stronger or can be postponed while I eat chocolate!

awol

women = evil

Women = Time X Money


And as we all know "time is money"

Time = Money



Therefore by substituting Money for Time we get:

Women = Money X Money

Women = (Money)^2



And because "money is the root of all evil" we therefore can state:

Money = (Evil)^1/2

And Since

(Money)^2 = Women

Then (Money)^2 = Evil

And we are forced to conclude by substituting "women" for "(money)^2" from above that:

Women = Evil
"Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music." - George Carlin

American_Woman

Quote from: awol on June 20, 2008, 08:21:31 PM
women = evil

Women = Time X Money


And as we all know "time is money"

Time = Money



Therefore by substituting Money for Time we get:

Women = Money X Money

Women = (Money)^2



And because "money is the root of all evil" we therefore can state:

Money = (Evil)^1/2

And Since

(Money)^2 = Women

Then (Money)^2 = Evil

And we are forced to conclude by substituting "women" for "(money)^2" from above that:

Women = Evil


SO!  :biggrin:
What doesn't kill me only makes me stronger or can be postponed while I eat chocolate!