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Over my shoulder, I heard a voice.

Started by C91, October 01, 2006, 09:32:16 PM

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C91

October 01, 2006, 09:32:16 PM
It was crowded in the nightclub, yet a single barstool to my right sat empty most of the night.  As I looked up at the football game on the TV above the bar, I hear a voice talking to me from behind.

"Excuse me?"

I turned around and was greeted by the smile of a very attractive woman.

"Excuse me, but is someone sitting in this seat?" she asked.

Hoping to break the monotony of watching a college football game between teams I had no interest in I replied, "No, not at all.  Please, feel free."

She thanked me as she grabbed the barstool and dragged it to the other end of the bar.

Bitch.

Sandy Eggo

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October 01, 2006, 09:35:50 PM
LMAO that's such a rip off. Sorry C.  :biggrin:
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

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followsthewolf

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October 20, 2006, 05:43:06 PM
You made me laugh very hard.    :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.
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