The Hawks 'Bar & Grille'

[Ma and Pa]

Bartender, may I have a glass of lukewarm tap water and a slice of stale Wonder Bread, please?   

[mcgonser]

[Henry Hawk]

Bartender, may I have a glass of lukewarm tap water and a slice of stale Wonder Bread, please?   

I'm here to please!!..

[Ma and Pa]

Thank you. I've got a tapeworm, and it's good enough for the SOB.

[Ma and Pa]

Hey! That isn't the infamous missing bench, is it?

[mcgonser]

I need a stiff drink today!

[Ma and Pa]

I need some medicine for the seizure caused by looking at that strobe-juice cocktail in your post, mcgonzo!   

[mcgonser]

Is this better Pa?

[Ma and Pa]

I gotta say, those don't look anything like the drinks I'd expect a dyed-in-the-wool Texahoman to order. Looks like somethin' from a San Francisco sissy bar!

[mcgonser]

This is my favorite beer, sometimes I like a margarita with my mexican food. Beer with Pizza (michalobe) and pepsi with everything else. But I loooove root beer floats.

[Ma and Pa]

Me too. Do they sell I.B.C. root beer in your neck of the woods? Good stuff.

[mcgonser]

yeah, IBC will do in a pinch, my favorites use to be Frostys Rootbeer. But I will still take A&W over all. Have you made or had their rootbeer floats?  Yum Yum Yum Yum

[Henry Hawk]

I think it is time I blow the dust off of the ol bar and open it up......THINGS are getting TOO serious for me in the neighborhood..........I am going to stay out of the TENSION rooms..........I have spoke my mind and have NO intentions of changing my views, until something DRASTIC happens that should possibly change them....

TIME is going to decide what is best for America....for me the bottom line is, I have a fantastic family that I love more than LIFE itself.............I have a 'few' friends, that I would give my life for....I am fortunate that I have a job, that I LOVE.  Life is good.  All of my struggles has only made me stronger...and my wife and I are more connected that EVER.  I have GREAT kids...what could POSSIBLY bother me?..............nearest I can figure is the STRONG opposing views the people of THIS country is at, at this point in time......how it is being divided.

I know that MOST Americans WANT - Prosperity and Happiness..............I have achieved this....and I want my kids to achieve this too......................so we GOT to get this RIGHT....

with THAT SAID....................the DRINKS are ON THE HOUSE!!...and Henry's ready to listen....

you know what sounds good right now?...............A big ol Carmel Roll with nuts and a cup of coffee....

[LOsborne]

It's kind of early for drinks on the house, but if you're serious, Bender (new member) is the best cyber-bartender I've ever seen.

[Henry Hawk]

It's kind of early for drinks on the house, but if you're serious, Bender (new member) is the best cyber-bartender I've ever seen.

send him my way....

it is NEVER too early for drinks around here.........the mere thought of a cold glass of milk and big ol doughnut is making my stomach growl as we speak....