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Started by Henry Hawk, January 19, 2007, 04:25:20 PM

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Henry Hawk

#15
January 19, 2007, 08:04:12 PM
wow..............................

you two need to join a circus......i've been sitting here with my tongue all stuck out pullin my arm up with my other hand, gruntin and goanin..........and my kids are lookin at me like I lost my mind........... :biggrin:
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

awol

#16
January 19, 2007, 08:53:16 PM
yeah.  that's why they are lookin' at you that way. :biggrin:
"Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music." - George Carlin

H4TK

#17
January 21, 2007, 01:26:05 AM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on January 19, 2007, 04:25:46 PM
It is impossible to lick your elbow.


It sure is fun to sit and watch your kids try to do that though.  ;D

IYT

#18
January 22, 2007, 10:23:21 AM
There are other parts of my body that I'd rather be able to lick than my elbow. :icon_twisted:
"Goatboy's personal favorite, the peach under pear imagery which Monet used to such good affect in his blue ball period . C'mer my little fruit basket "-Bill Hicks

Bo D

#19
January 22, 2007, 11:19:56 AM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on January 19, 2007, 08:04:12 PM
wow..............................

you two need to join a circus......i've been sitting here with my tongue all stuck out pullin my arm up with my other hand, gruntin and goanin..........and my kids are lookin at me like I lost my mind........... :biggrin:

Nah. The circus turned me down. But you need to know that I'm just pullin' your leg, Henry!  :biggrin:
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."  Carl Sagan

Mr442

#20
January 22, 2007, 12:14:40 PM
I have a friend who could touch his nose with his tongue, his wife was really fond of him  :o
Mr442

IYT

#21
January 22, 2007, 03:17:42 PM
QuoteMany years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled
"Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into
the English language.
http://www.snopes.com/language/acronyms/golf.asp
"Goatboy's personal favorite, the peach under pear imagery which Monet used to such good affect in his blue ball period . C'mer my little fruit basket "-Bill Hicks

IYT

#22
January 22, 2007, 03:22:35 PM
QuoteIf a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the
air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air
the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has
all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.



http://www.snopes.com/military/statue.htm
"Goatboy's personal favorite, the peach under pear imagery which Monet used to such good affect in his blue ball period . C'mer my little fruit basket "-Bill Hicks

awol

#23
January 22, 2007, 06:17:58 PM
party pooper.
"Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music." - George Carlin

awol

#24
January 22, 2007, 06:21:57 PM
in the aboriginee language, Kangaroo means "I don't know". The early explorers saw them and asked the natives what they were, and the natives simply said "Kangaroo"!
"Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music." - George Carlin

awol

#25
January 22, 2007, 06:22:42 PM
You remember the lad from the 80s show the Wonder Years? Remember his little friend Paul? That nice young lad has grown up to be none other than........MARYLIN MANSON!
"Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music." - George Carlin

IYT

#26
January 23, 2007, 09:01:26 AM
Quote from: awol on January 22, 2007, 06:22:42 PM
You remember the lad from the 80s show the Wonder Years? Remember his little friend Paul? That nice young lad has grown up to be none other than........MARYLIN MANSON!

Sorry to be the party pooper, but that's not true either.

http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/marilyn.htm


Hey, I heard if you stick food up your butt, you will crap out your mouth.
"Goatboy's personal favorite, the peach under pear imagery which Monet used to such good affect in his blue ball period . C'mer my little fruit basket "-Bill Hicks

awol

#27
January 23, 2007, 07:21:15 PM
simpson's did it.
"Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music." - George Carlin

followsthewolf

#28
January 23, 2007, 09:31:47 PM
Finding snopes is alien to some.
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

Locutus

#29
January 25, 2007, 08:21:55 PM
Quote from: followsthewolf on January 23, 2007, 09:31:47 PM
Finding snopes is alien to some.

And I've found that some, when they don't want to believe what they're reading there, tend to question the articles there despite the fact that they document their research quite thoroughly.
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson
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