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Started by awol, September 22, 2006, 06:30:08 PM

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awol

#420
September 15, 2009, 09:38:06 AM
it's that time of year again... when the leaves begin to turn, and the nights are too cool to sleep with the windows open. you can hear the faint mating call of the endangered "deranged bush parrot"... "9/11!... 9/11!"
"Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music." - George Carlin

pariann

#421
September 15, 2009, 09:45:56 AM
LOL....hey you. :biggrin:
Looks like I've come full circle.

awol

#422
September 15, 2009, 10:00:17 AM
Hey pari!  how goes?
"Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music." - George Carlin

Henry Hawk

#423
September 15, 2009, 10:03:21 AM
hey you old moose gooser!!...how da heck you doing?... :confused: :)
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

pariann

#424
September 15, 2009, 10:06:19 AM
Quote from: awol on September 15, 2009, 10:00:17 AM
Hey pari!  how goes?
Same old same old.  How goes it with you and the family?
Looks like I've come full circle.

awol

#425
September 15, 2009, 10:22:15 AM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on September 15, 2009, 10:03:21 AM
hey you old moose gooser!!...how da heck you doing?... :confused: :)

moved on to "elk"... less gamey... :biggrin:

jest out there playin'.  still workin', which is a good thing in this economy...

older boy started first grade... his teacher is way more impressed with him this year than his kindergarten teacher was!  i'm glad of that, cuz i thought i was just being one of those proud parents who thought his kid was... awww you know.
"Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music." - George Carlin

pariann

#426
September 15, 2009, 10:25:35 AM
Pretty much the same way I feel about itty bitty.  What a bright child I have.   Nothing wrong with being a proud parent. :biggrin:
Looks like I've come full circle.

Bo D

#427
September 15, 2009, 10:36:09 AM
Quote from: awol on September 15, 2009, 09:38:06 AM
it's that time of year again... when the leaves begin to turn, and the nights are too cool to sleep with the windows open. you can hear the faint mating call of the endangered "deranged bush parrot"... "9/11!... 9/11!"

:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

Dude!!!! Good to see you!
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."  Carl Sagan

awol

#428
September 15, 2009, 10:36:44 AM
amen to that!

got a story to share:

i was cooking dinner, and trying to clean up the kitchen a bit, and hold on to the threads of a conversation with my wife... Tanner was asking questions rapid fire at me... "how does the stove get hot?" ... "why do we have to boil the water first" ... "who discovered this recipe?" ... and finally i shot back at him "ANYONE EVER TELL YOU THAT YOU ASK A LOT OF QUESTIONS???"

he says "ANYONE EVER TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE THE SMARTEST MAN IN THE WORLD??"

i say "QUICK!!! GO TELL YOUR MOTHER!!!"

from the other room... "i heard.  sounded like sarcasm to me..."
"Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music." - George Carlin

Sandy Eggo

#429
September 15, 2009, 11:46:35 AM
:biggrin:

It sounds like the apple didn't fall far from the tree at all! That was a GREAT answer. ;)

Similar scenario with my daughter 'cept her response was "you said that I'm supposed to". I love/hate it when my advice comes back to haunt me ;D

Good to see you. :yes:
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

followsthewolf

#430
September 15, 2009, 12:34:57 PM
Quote from: awol on September 15, 2009, 10:36:44 AM
amen to that!

got a story to share:

i was cooking dinner, and trying to clean up the kitchen a bit, and hold on to the threads of a conversation with my wife... Tanner was asking questions rapid fire at me... "how does the stove get hot?" ... "why do we have to boil the water first" ... "who discovered this recipe?" ... and finally i shot back at him "ANYONE EVER TELL YOU THAT YOU ASK A LOT OF QUESTIONS???"

he says "ANYONE EVER TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE THE SMARTEST MAN IN THE WORLD??"

i say "QUICK!!! GO TELL YOUR MOTHER!!!"

from the other room... "i heard.  sounded like sarcasm to me..."

Ab-so-freakin'-lutely PERFECT!!  :biggrin: :biggrin:

Now, that 'ere wuz funneh!

Spit muh root beer.
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

Henry Hawk

#431
September 15, 2009, 01:37:08 PM
Quote from: awol on September 15, 2009, 10:36:44 AM
amen to that!

got a story to share:

i was cooking dinner, and trying to clean up the kitchen a bit, and hold on to the threads of a conversation with my wife... Tanner was asking questions rapid fire at me... "how does the stove get hot?" ... "why do we have to boil the water first" ... "who discovered this recipe?" ... and finally i shot back at him "ANYONE EVER TELL YOU THAT YOU ASK A LOT OF QUESTIONS???"

he says "ANYONE EVER TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE THE SMARTEST MAN IN THE WORLD??"

i say "QUICK!!! GO TELL YOUR MOTHER!!!"

from the other room... "i heard.  sounded like sarcasm to me..."

I just received this email joke....it made me think of this post.....of course it is not true NOR funny, I thought I would share....


THE MAMA TEST
I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter.
She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth.
I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
Why? my daughter asked.
Because it's been on the ground; you don't know where it's been, it's dirty,
and probably has germs, I replied.
At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked,
Mama, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.
I was thinking quickly and replied, All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mama Test.
You have to know it, or they won't let you be a Mama.
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.
Oh.....I get it! she beamed, So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad.
Exactly, I replied with a big smile on my face.
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

pariann

#432
September 15, 2009, 01:40:40 PM
What do you mean it's not funny?  I think it is quite funny!!  :biggrin:
Looks like I've come full circle.

Henry Hawk

#433
September 15, 2009, 01:56:50 PM
Quote from: pariann on September 15, 2009, 01:40:40 PM
What do you mean it's not funny?  I think it is quite funny!!  :biggrin:

i just KNEW you would.... :rolleyes: ;D
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

pariann

#434
September 15, 2009, 02:05:21 PM
I've been told I have a strange sense of humor.....usually by men. :wink:
Looks like I've come full circle.
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