what's the last thing you ate

[Elizahawk]

Potato Chowder Soup

[me]

Spaghetti and garlic toast.

[~vxn~]

a pomegranate...    i even peeled it myself.

[lex]

Crockpotted 15 bean beans with an onion, smoked ham shanks, Cavender's Greek Seasoning. AND cornbread. 

[~vxn~]

(i love that seasoning!  that, and adobo...that is great stuff, too...)

[Dexter Morgan]

Crockpotted 15 bean beans with an onion, smoked ham shanks, Cavender's Greek Seasoning. AND cornbread. 

So, you gonna blow the town up with your bean powered gas, or maybe just blow the door off the outhouse? LOL!!!    

[Dexter Morgan]

A double steak burger and french fries, with a vanilla shake. YUUUMMY!!! 

[kathy77]

I had chinese meal for my lunch today for a change 

[me]

Cheese and crackers and tiny little sweet pickles....Now I'm going to bed and hoping they don't cause weird dreams or something...lol

[kathy77]

2 doughnuts with a cup of  coffee

[lex]

So, you gonna blow the town up with your bean powered gas, or maybe just blow the door off the outhouse? LOL!!!    

You know that gas does light and burn. True story.

I was just living with my wife at the time, and we were a couple of drunks. We were partying and had a tent set up at the local lake next to her friend's camper. It was were we got away, got drunk and ...anyway...

So here we were, the X and I, just starting to settle into the tent for the evening, when I felt a big surge of "drinking gas" building up. So I rolled over on all 4s, hiked my ass up in the air, put my face in the sleeping bag and pillow, reached back there with my bic lighter, lit it and...

let the biggest fart in the world rip.

"WHOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHH!!"

Flames roared out and about set the tent on fire, the walls of it expanded like a balloon. It seems that fart gas will also travel along the surface of one's butt and genitals because it lit them up also and burnt hair off both. Not to mention the operative orifice was not up for a repeat performance any time soon.

I am here to say, gas explosions aren't really a laughing mater.

[kathy77]

Well I am not impressed with your response.

[FSU CLASS OF 1971]

A hamburger, barbeque potato chips and a Coca-Cola.

[Dexter Morgan]

Cheese and crackers and tiny little sweet pickles....Now I'm going to bed and hoping they don't cause weird dreams or something...lol

Hmmmm..... A midnight snack? 

[Dexter Morgan]

You know that gas does light and burn. True story.

I was just living with my wife at the time, and we were a couple of drunks. We were partying and had a tent set up at the local lake next to her friend's camper. It was were we got away, got drunk and ...anyway...

So here we were, the X and I, just starting to settle into the tent for the evening, when I felt a big surge of "drinking gas" building up. So I rolled over on all 4s, hiked my ass up in the air, put my face in the sleeping bag and pillow, reached back there with my bic lighter, lit it and...

let the biggest fart in the world rip.

"WHOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHH!!"

Flames roared out and about set the tent on fire, the walls of it expanded like a balloon. It seems that fart gas will also travel along the surface of one's butt and genitals because it lit them up also and burnt hair off both. Not to mention the operative orifice was not up for a repeat performance any time soon.

I am here to say, gas explosions aren't really a laughing mater.

ROFLMFAO!!!!!  I've heard similar stories like that. It's called lighting a fart. I've heard the damage can be quite severe. I've never heard of anybody burning anything down with it though.  Note to self..... never light a fart while in a tent. he he.