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Started by Exterminator, January 25, 2013, 03:07:30 PM

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Exterminator

January 25, 2013, 03:07:30 PM
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
He has his food prepared for him.
His meals are provided at no cost to him.
He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year, if any medical needs arise.
For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
All of his costs are picked up by others who earn a living.
I was just thinking about all this and suddenly it hit me like a ton of bricks.........

My dog is a CONGRESSMAN !!!!!!!
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Palehorse

#1
January 25, 2013, 03:14:00 PM
 :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Henry Hawk

#2
January 25, 2013, 03:24:48 PM
I thought of a few more to add:
Except ...
Dogs don't lie
Dogs dont' cheat
Dog's don't steal from us.
They are loyal.
They REALLY are our friend.
They may try to hump your leg, but they don't really screws us.
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

followsthewolf

#3
January 25, 2013, 03:53:11 PM
 :haha: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Funny stuff, guys.
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

duke jupiter

#4
January 25, 2013, 04:35:19 PM
Thanks I needed that.
Here's a pic of one of me best friends Ole' Girly.



Best regards,
Duke (Ole' Girly likes to eat) Jupiter

Watch out for Goofy!

followsthewolf

#5
January 25, 2013, 04:43:40 PM
Give Ole Girly a skritch behind the ears for me, DJ.

Annnnnnd maybe a small bone, eh?
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

Exterminator

#6
January 25, 2013, 04:55:32 PM
She looks pretty darn happy!

Here's my boy:

Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

duke jupiter

#7
January 25, 2013, 05:10:51 PM
Quote from: followsthewolf on January 25, 2013, 04:43:40 PM
Give Ole Girly a skritch behind the ears for me, DJ.

Annnnnnd maybe a small bone, eh?


Ole' Girly 'preciates it.
;)
Best regards,
Duke (Ole' Girly sends best regards) Jupiter
Watch out for Goofy!

duke jupiter

#8
January 25, 2013, 05:13:20 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on January 25, 2013, 04:55:32 PM
She looks pretty darn happy!

Here's my boy:



Ole' Girly is happy go lucky and loves everybody.

Your boy is a slick lookin' feller fer sure. He must be a lady's man.

;)

Best regards,
Duke (family is family) Jupiter
Watch out for Goofy!

followsthewolf

#9
January 25, 2013, 06:10:38 PM
Ain't it funny how they weasel their way into our hearts.

Got a good-lookin' boy there, Ex.

Skritches and bones all around!!!!!
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

Palehorse

#10
January 25, 2013, 06:20:36 PM


Here's a pic of my lil pup from 2008. . .
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Exterminator

#11
January 26, 2013, 08:56:32 PM
Quote from: followsthewolf on January 25, 2013, 06:10:38 PM
Got a good-lookin' boy there, Ex.

He's a total asshole...LOL...definitely a cop dog!
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

followsthewolf

#12
January 26, 2013, 09:09:24 PM
He can't be.

You're training him.
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

Exterminator

#13
January 27, 2013, 02:28:24 PM
Can't be what, an asshole?  Trust me, he is but he's a loveable one.
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

followsthewolf

#14
January 27, 2013, 07:43:40 PM
If you say so.
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.
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