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duke jupiter

January 18, 2013, 10:40:18 AM

As I get a bit older and have a bit more time, I sometimes have to create opportunities to keep
my deductive reasoning skills sharp.

Mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a couple nice cold beers. The day was gorgeous, and the brew facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question: Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reasoning behind my conclusion:

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case . . . women are just a bunch of whiners!


:)

Best regards,
Duke (watch me nads) Jupiter
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Palehorse

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January 18, 2013, 10:47:37 AM
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Locutus

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January 18, 2013, 11:03:09 AM
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Henry Hawk

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January 18, 2013, 11:13:29 AM
 :yes:  :rotfl:
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


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The Troll

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January 18, 2013, 12:53:01 PM
Quote from: duke jupiter on January 18, 2013, 10:40:18 AM
As I get a bit older and have a bit more time, I sometimes have to create opportunities to keep
my deductive reasoning skills sharp.

Mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a couple nice cold beers. The day was gorgeous, and the brew facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question: Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reasoning behind my conclusion:

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case . . . women are just a bunch of whiners!


:)

Best regards,
Duke (watch me nads) Jupiter


  Yep, all women are big pussies.  :salute:  :tiphat:
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