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Started by Exterminator, January 13, 2013, 02:06:50 PM

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Henry Hawk

#60
January 25, 2013, 01:52:44 PM
Don't feed the trolls.......or, I mean Troll.... :yes:
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Palehorse

#61
January 25, 2013, 01:57:21 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on January 25, 2013, 01:14:43 PM
Geebuz's special powers...

Quote from: Locutus on January 25, 2013, 01:45:36 PM
:rotfl:

This one's better.  It's 5 minutes long, but absolutely hilarious. 

Don't play it in the office though unless you have earphones. 

http://www.youtube.com/v/eSQczYEeB2w



:food24: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Bo D

#62
January 25, 2013, 01:58:31 PM
Quote from: RC on January 25, 2013, 11:11:43 AM
I do not mind the 2%, they have always given me a job and paid real well.  A poor man has never given me anything.

Quote from: Olias on January 25, 2013, 11:28:47 AM
Don't you claim to be a Christian? Wasn't Jesus a poor man? Are you saying Jesus never gave you anything?

Quote from: RC on January 25, 2013, 12:19:22 PM
Jesus gave me eternal,life.  While he was here on earth he had a trade as carpenter.

I ask again. Wasn't Jesus a poor man? Are you trying to say he was in the "2%" of his time?





"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."  Carl Sagan

duke jupiter

#63
January 25, 2013, 04:24:33 PM
Ole' Duke has met poor men that have given me:

1. Perspective
2. Friendship
3. Humility
4. Greater appreciation for what I have
5. Guidance

Best regards,
Duke (it's amazing what folks can give you if you just listen to them) Jupiter
Watch out for Goofy!

The Troll

#64
January 25, 2013, 05:52:32 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on January 25, 2013, 01:52:44 PM
Don't feed the trolls.......or, I mean Troll.... :yes:

  Also may I add, don't feed Chicken Hawks, because all you get is chicken shit.   :haha:  dat true.   :laugh:

followsthewolf

#65
January 25, 2013, 06:12:12 PM
Quote from: duke jupiter on January 25, 2013, 04:24:33 PM
Ole' Duke has met poor men that have given me:

1. Perspective
2. Friendship
3. Humility
4. Greater appreciation for what I have
5. Guidance

Best regards,
Duke (it's amazing what folks can give you if you just listen to them) Jupiter

What he said.
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

RC

#66
January 26, 2013, 09:37:45 AM
Quote from: Olias on January 25, 2013, 01:58:31 PM
I ask again. Wasn't Jesus a poor man? Are you trying to say he was in the "2%" of his time?

He very well could have been, we do not know.

RC

#67
January 26, 2013, 09:39:59 AM
Quote from: duke jupiter on January 25, 2013, 04:24:33 PM
Ole' Duke has met poor men that have given me:

1. Perspective
2. Friendship
3. Humility
4. Greater appreciation for what I have
5. Guidance

Best regards,
Duke (it's amazing what folks can give you if you just listen to them) Jupiter

Duke:

You miss the point, yes all of those can be given from a poor man.  Poor men do not invest in or start a business that employes people.

The Troll

#68
January 26, 2013, 11:17:59 AM
Quote from: RC on January 26, 2013, 09:39:59 AM
Duke:

You miss the point, yes all of those can be given from a poor man.  Poor men do not invest in or start a business that employes people.

  Are saying that the boys that started Microsoft Bill Gates/Paul Allen were not poor and Steve Jobs and Steve Woznizk were not poor when they started Apple Computers.   :confused:

  You elitist bastards are a pain in the ass.  And you say you love Jesus.  :haha:  You got to be a big fool.  :jester:

duke jupiter

#69
January 26, 2013, 12:12:57 PM
Quote from: RC on January 26, 2013, 09:39:59 AM
Duke:

You miss the point, yes all of those can be given from a poor man.  Poor men do not invest in or start a business that employes people.

Ole' RC, Ole' Duke didn't miss the point Ole' Duke was just makin' a point.

Best regards,
Duke (point--counterpoint--somethings are worth much more than money) Jupiter
Watch out for Goofy!

followsthewolf

#70
January 26, 2013, 12:51:21 PM
The rest of us got your point completely, Duke.

Some won't.

Some just don't want to because it doesn't fit their agendas. :wink:
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

libby

#71
January 26, 2013, 07:31:12 PM
Quote from: duke jupiter on January 25, 2013, 04:24:33 PM
Ole' Duke has met poor men that have given me:

1. Perspective
2. Friendship
3. Humility
4. Greater appreciation for what I have
5. Guidance

Best regards,
Duke (it's amazing what folks can give you if you just listen to them) Jupiter
:yes:  Well said, Duke.

Quote from: followsthewolf on January 26, 2013, 12:51:21 PM
The rest of us got your point completely, Duke.

Some won't.

Some just don't want to because it doesn't fit their agendas. :wink:
:yes:
All of life is a process of testing and initiation, always preparing for a higher level of consciousness -- and illumination. -- John Horn

Exterminator

#72
January 26, 2013, 08:54:42 PM
Quote from: RC on January 26, 2013, 09:37:45 AM
He very well could have been, we do not know.

Weird because doesn't the bible you thump have something in it about the likelihood of a camel passing through the eye of a needle being better than a rich man getting into heaven?

Hypocrite much?
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Palehorse

#73
January 28, 2013, 12:51:05 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on January 26, 2013, 08:54:42 PM
Weird because doesn't the bible you thump have something in it about the likelihood of a camel passing through the eye of a needle being better than a rich man getting into heaven?

Hypocrite much?

:yes: :thumbsup:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

RC

#74
January 28, 2013, 12:55:32 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on January 26, 2013, 08:54:42 PM
Weird because doesn't the bible you thump have something in it about the likelihood of a camel passing through the eye of a needle being better than a rich man getting into heaven?

Hypocrite much?

Some rich will be in heaven, some will not will be in heaven.  Any one that has a dollar more than you is rich and should be punished in your small little mind.
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