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Started by Palehorse, January 01, 2013, 01:06:46 AM

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Palehorse

I am surprised that the  :reap: has overlooked Betty White again this year.

If she makes it to Jan 1st, she will be in my top 5 individuals that ass hat gets in 2017.  :mad:

Then there's the Raging Cheeto. . .

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R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Locutus

The stress of the presidency might not fare too well on a fast food eating, slightly overweight, person like the Raging Cheeto.  ;D

Who are the other four besides Betty White?
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Palehorse

Quote from: Locutus on December 27, 2016, 07:04:28 PM
The stress of the presidency might not fare too well on a fast food eating, slightly overweight, person like the Raging Cheeto.  ;D

Yeah. I actually look for him to stroke out within the first 18 months, or pull a Palin and quit.  :yes:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Locutus

So who are the other four besides Betty White?
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

AbbyTC

Quote from: Palehorse on December 27, 2016, 07:02:11 PM
I am surprised that the  :reap: has overlooked Betty White again this year.

If she makes it to Jan 1st, she will be in my top 5 individuals that ass hat gets in 2017.  :mad:

Then there's the Raging Cheeto. . .

So who are the other three?

Quote from: Locutus on December 27, 2016, 07:08:30 PM
So who are the other four besides Betty White?

I think the one is the Raging Cheeto. 
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. Robert Frost

Perhaps the butterfly is proof that you can go through a great deal of darkness yet become something beautiful.

Locutus

One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Palehorse

I'll tell you another one I look for the  :reap: to harvest in 2017; Steve Howe from Yes.

He looks absolutely horrible these days. Skelton with skin stretched over it. :eek:

He kind of reminds me of the crypt keeper from Creepshow.  :spooked:

Quote from: Locutus on December 27, 2016, 07:08:30 PM
So who are the other four besides Betty White?

The last of the band Emerson, Lake, and Palmer, Carl Palmer is also in my top 5 most likely to be harvested. Emerson & Lake went in order in 2016, so I expect Palmer will follow in the coming year.

Glen Campbell - Alzheimers will finally lead the :reap: to him. On March 8, 2016, Rolling Stone reported that Campbell was living in a Nashville memory care facility and that he was in the "final stages" of his disease. He is now unable to communicate with other people and no longer understands what other people are saying to him. However, his family did assert that the singer was receiving good care receiving "music therapy" and was "happy" and "cheerful" .

Wilie Nelson- 83 years of weed and the :reap: follows the cloud to him in 2017. (IF he doesn't find him before the end of 2016)

**** Possibly in line as well but not in my top 5 are:

Rick Nielsen (Cheap Trick)- I saw him over the summer and he is looking horrible and is in bad health. He has also begun selling things off so it is a red flag since he is not in financial difficulties.

Jimmy Page - (Led Zep)- Hits 73 in January and he is looking every second of it. He has spent the last 2 years remastering the Zeppelin catalog and has begun selling artifacts that likely hold very little value to him personally. It just strikes me as clearing the clutter for a possible date with the :reap:. (Admittedly I am reading things into this due to a life-long friends similar actions prior to his own recent demise).

Alice Cooper. (Vincent Damon Furnier). Is also on the list. 68 years of hard living means he may arrive at the harvest shortly after 69.

And a last minute addition- Ozzy Osbourne - for obvious reasons.

R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Locutus

I think Glen Campbell is the safest bet on that list. 
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Palehorse

Quote from: Locutus on December 27, 2016, 07:38:11 PM
I think Glen Campbell is the safest bet on that list.

So there I've given you all my actual top ten date with the :reap: list for 2017.

In my book it is between Campbell and the Raging Cheeto surrounding the safest bets.

This planet is full of people that will be highly motivated to end the RC's life. . . And his mouth is writing the contracts. (Now before some of you get on your high and mighty horse, let me finish by saying I am in no way endorsing or supporting any such action. Not in any way, shape, or form. Nor am I trying to provoke such an act of idiocy. . . I don't have to as the RC is doing a fine job of it himself.) 
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Locutus

^^
We'll take that as a CYA for the SS.  :sneaky:  :icon_twisted:
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Palehorse

R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Purplelady1040

Quote from: Palehorse on December 27, 2016, 07:52:10 PM
:007:  :angel:
What about Keith Richards? Surely he has used up more than one life.

Locutus

One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Palehorse

To Recap: My Top Ten List for a Date With The :reap: 2017

1. Betty White
2. Glen Campbell
3. Carl Palmer
4 Steve Howe
5. Willie Nelson
6. Rick Nielsen
7. Jimmy Page
8. Alice Cooper
9. Raging Cheeto
10. Ozzy Osbourne

Quote from: Purplelady1040 on December 27, 2016, 07:53:11 PM
What about Keith Richards? Surely he has used up more than one life.

As it is well known that Keith has a signed contract with SATAN  :devil29: , he will outlive the cockroaches!
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

AbbyTC

Quote from: Palehorse on December 27, 2016, 08:01:32 PM

As it is well known that Keith has a signed contract with SATAN  :devil29: , he will outlive the cockroaches!

:rotfl:

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. Robert Frost

Perhaps the butterfly is proof that you can go through a great deal of darkness yet become something beautiful.