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Started by Palehorse, January 01, 2013, 01:06:46 AM

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Locutus

#45
February 12, 2013, 09:30:20 PM
^^  He's the second spokesman for that joint that has been harvested over the last couple of years.  The first one was morbidly obese and croaked at the age of 29 and weighing in at a whopping 575 pounds. 
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Henry Hawk

#46
February 13, 2013, 08:24:45 AM
Quote from: Locutus on February 12, 2013, 09:28:31 PM
John Alleman, age 52, spokesman for The Heart Attack Grill :reap: HARVESTED :reap: of guess what!!  A heart attack!

"He suffered a massive heart attack at a bus stop, and it’s impossible to know whether his love of the Grill -- he ate there everyday -- did him in.

The restaurant’s Quadruple Bypass Burger weighs in at 9,982 calories and contains 3 pounds of ground beef. You can also get French fries deep fried in lard."

http://www.boston.com/dailydose/2013/02/12/heart-attack-grill-spokesman-dies-yes-heart-attack/bsjboUeL9MTxfmdWSXD3LM/story.html

You can't BUY adverstivement like this!!!! That place will be PACKED today!
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Locutus

#47
February 13, 2013, 09:30:35 AM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on February 13, 2013, 08:24:45 AM
You can't BUY adverstivement like this!!!! That place will be PACKED today!

Did you click the link and look at the menu?  ;D
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Henry Hawk

#48
February 13, 2013, 09:31:03 AM
Mark Balelo, who appeared on A&E's "Storage Wars" as a frequent locker buyer..:reap: HARVESTED :reap:

The 40 year old death has been ruled a suicide.
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Henry Hawk

#49
February 13, 2013, 09:31:52 AM
Quote from: Locutus on February 13, 2013, 09:30:35 AM
Did you click the link and look at the menu?  ;D

Sound's like a fun place to eat....ONCE in a while.  ;D   Not every day.
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Locutus

#50
February 13, 2013, 09:47:08 AM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on February 13, 2013, 09:31:52 AM
Sound's like a fun place to eat....ONCE in a while.  ;D   Not every day.

It might be your last meal.   :reap: :reap:
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Henry Hawk

#51
February 13, 2013, 11:50:20 AM
But what a way to go.... :spooked:


The quadruple by-pass burger!! Nealry 10,000 calories!  :spooked:


Flatliner Fries....cooked in lard

top it off with...

and a


"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Locutus

#52
February 13, 2013, 11:08:23 PM
:rotfl:

Yep!  That's what they serve up at the Heart Attack Grill!  Eat there, and you'll definitely have one.  :yes:
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Locutus

#53
February 13, 2013, 11:10:37 PM
I'll skip the burger, the flatliner fries, and the Lucky Strikes!  But I may have to take them up on the PBR.  You have to have something to take the edge off while watching other people killing themselves.  :yes:

Seriously though, who could eat that burger?  Look at the layers of meat, bacon, and cheese!  My arteries are clogging just looking at those pictures. 
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

RC

#54
February 15, 2013, 01:56:51 PM
If the comet hits in about a hour, we all might be harvested.

Locutus

#55
February 15, 2013, 04:55:15 PM
Quote from: RC on February 15, 2013, 01:56:51 PM
If the comet hits in about a hour, we all might be harvested.

That's true.  But fortunately, it passed safely by at around 2:20 this afternoon and is now on its way back from whence it came.  :biggrin:
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Palehorse

#56
February 17, 2013, 01:26:05 PM
Tony Sheridan,  :reap: HARVESTED :reap:  @ 72

Tony Sheridan (born Anthony Esmond Sheridan McGinnity, 21 May 1940 – 16 February 2013), was an English rock and roll singer-songwriter and guitarist. He was best known as an early collaborator of The Beatles, (though the record was labelled as being with "The Beat Brothers"), one of two non-Beatles (the other being Billy Preston) to receive label performance credit on a record with the group, and the only non-Beatle to appear as lead singer on a Beatles recording which charted as a single.
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Locutus

#57
February 18, 2013, 12:36:02 AM
How very, very sad.  Mindy McCready :reap: HARVESTED :reap: by her own hand at age 37. 

"(CNN) -- Country music star Mindy McCready was found dead Sunday at her home in Arkansas from an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound, the local sheriff's office said in a statement. She was 37."

http://www.cnn.com/2013/02/17/showbiz/mindy-mccready-death/index.html?hpt=hp_t1
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Palehorse

#58
February 18, 2013, 12:53:53 AM
Quote from: Locutus on February 18, 2013, 12:36:02 AM
How very, very sad.  Mindy McCready :reap: HARVESTED :reap: by her own hand at age 37. 

"(CNN) -- Country music star Mindy McCready was found dead Sunday at her home in Arkansas from an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound, the local sheriff's office said in a statement. She was 37."

http://www.cnn.com/2013/02/17/showbiz/mindy-mccready-death/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

Man that is truly sad. She had a rough road to say the least. . .  :'(
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

The Troll

#59
February 18, 2013, 01:30:19 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on February 18, 2013, 12:53:53 AM
Man that is truly sad. She had a rough road to say the least. . .  :'(

  What I don't understand is why these people who become stars have to mess with drugs.  :doh:  Visions of grandeur that they can use them and get by with it :dead: and get by with the death it causes.  :mad:
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