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Anne

#10065
May 03, 2013, 07:49:18 PM
Quote from: Locutus on May 02, 2013, 08:43:37 PM
Hell it's a hassle for most people to move across town.  :yes:  ;D
That's true, and I have to keep reminding my husband that most people don't move halfway across the country in a pickup truck.  :)
"A discontented man will find no easy chair." Ben Franklin

Anne

#10066
May 03, 2013, 07:50:21 PM
Quote from: Da Wham on May 03, 2013, 05:25:40 PM
"Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding, he sings."

:biggrin:


:)
"A discontented man will find no easy chair." Ben Franklin

libby

#10067
May 03, 2013, 11:44:51 PM
 
Quote from: Da Wham on May 03, 2013, 05:25:40 PM
"Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding, he sings."

:biggrin:
:lol: But, oh, what a dramatic way to express passion.  :music1:   
All of life is a process of testing and initiation, always preparing for a higher level of consciousness -- and illumination. -- John Horn

me

#10068
May 21, 2013, 05:21:33 PM
Hubby's niece is vacationing in Paris and his BIL, not her dad but her uncle, just got back from there.  Wonder if she'll share with her students when school starts.  Sounds like she's having a blast and loving the art museums. 
Trump 2020

Palehorse

#10069
May 23, 2013, 12:30:57 AM
Hey.
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

me

#10070
May 23, 2013, 12:45:44 AM
Straw
Trump 2020

Henry Hawk

#10071
May 23, 2013, 08:08:05 AM
suck
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Da Wham

#10072
May 24, 2013, 09:25:15 AM
Q: How are a banjo player and a blind javelin thrower alike?







A: Both command immediate attention and alarm, and force everyone to move out of range.

:biggrin:

Anne

#10073
June 01, 2013, 08:48:45 PM
What is the difference between a Northern fairy tale and a Southern fairy tale?





A Northern fairy tale begins "Once upon a time......"
A Southern fairy tale begins "Y'all aren't gonna believe this....."
"A discontented man will find no easy chair." Ben Franklin

Sandy Eggo

#10074
June 01, 2013, 10:38:15 PM
Quote from: Anne on June 01, 2013, 08:48:45 PM
What is the difference between a Northern fairy tale and a Southern fairy tale?





A Northern fairy tale begins "Once upon a time......"
A Southern fairy tale begins "Y'all aren't gonna believe this....."


Makes me think of the joke:

What's a redneck's last words?

Hold my beer and watch this... :biggrin:
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

me

#10075
June 02, 2013, 05:01:54 PM
Yea me, I finally developed a plan and got my bedroom in some sort of order.  It ain't no fun downsizing when you have stuff ya just ain't gonna get rid of.  Got my guitars and bass hung on the walls, finally figured out where to put the cases and found corners for my amps.  Gotta get my keyboards hooked up and I'm good to go. 
Trump 2020

Da Wham

#10076
June 07, 2013, 04:52:03 PM
Any last requests?

A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber.

The warden asks the cowboy if he has a last request, to which the cowboy replies, "Ah shore do, wardn. Ah'd be mighty grateful if'n yoo'd play 'Achy Breaky Heart' fur me bahfore ah hafta go."

"Sure enough, cowboy, we can do that," says the warden.

He turns to the biker, "And you, biker, what's your last request?"

"That you kill me first."

libby

#10077
June 07, 2013, 10:00:26 PM
:lol:
All of life is a process of testing and initiation, always preparing for a higher level of consciousness -- and illumination. -- John Horn

Bo D

#10078
June 13, 2013, 02:04:56 PM
I have been absolutely blown away by the bassist for Jeff Beck ....  :sweetheart:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgffDVO2UyA

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."  Carl Sagan

Bo D

#10079
June 13, 2013, 02:18:48 PM
And this young lady .... WOOOHOOOO!!!!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgROvvyDfpc
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."  Carl Sagan
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