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Quote from: The Troll on May 02, 2012, 12:36:27 PM
  Your tax dollars at work.   :yes: :biggrin:
It's about darn time. 
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Quote from: me on May 02, 2012, 03:40:37 PM
It's about darn time.

  Did you have to call your Republican mayor.  Sweet Pea.  :kiss:

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Quote from: The Troll on May 02, 2012, 10:41:42 PM
  Did you have to call your Republican mayor.  Sweet Pea.  :kiss:
Nope just like when he was in before things got done.  :razz:
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Quote from: me on May 02, 2012, 11:10:00 PM
Nope just like when he was in before things got done.  :razz:

   :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:  I suppose he walks on White River every morning too.  :haha:  :haha:  Let us :pray:

Da Wham

A young child says to his mother, "Mom, when I grow up I'd like to be a musician."

She replies, "Well honey, you know you can't do both."

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damfast

Happy Mothers Day!   
Buy your wives something pretty.
Tell em it is from me. :biggrin:
It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Da Wham

A funny for real musicians.     :biggrin:

A 'C', an 'E-flat', and a 'G' go into a bar. The bartender says: "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So, the 'E-flat' leaves, and the 'C' and the 'G' have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished: the 'G' is out flat. An 'F' comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.

A 'D' comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second." An 'A' comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of 'C' is not a minor. Then the bartender notices a 'B-flat' hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims: "Get out now! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."

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Quote from: Da Wham on May 11, 2012, 03:03:05 PM
A funny for real musicians.     :biggrin:

A 'C', an 'E-flat', and a 'G' go into a bar. The bartender says: "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So, the 'E-flat' leaves, and the 'C' and the 'G' have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished: the 'G' is out flat. An 'F' comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.

A 'D' comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second." An 'A' comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of 'C' is not a minor. Then the bartender notices a 'B-flat' hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims: "Get out now! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."
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  I was wondering about Sandy Eggo.  She hasn't been on here for a good while.  Anybody know anything about her.  Is she in good health.   :confused:

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Friend of hubby's and mine with his catch of the day today.   It's a 111 lb halibut.  Hope his motel room has a kitchen so will get to eat some of it anyway.  He's in Alaska on a fishing/hunting trip. 



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Quote from: The Troll on May 11, 2012, 11:41:35 PM
  I was wondering about Sandy Eggo.  She hasn't been on here for a good while.  Anybody know anything about her.  Is she in good health.   :confused:

I am, Troll. Thank you for checking up on me.

I had to travel for work and was out of town pretty much all of April. I had access to a computer, but I was so exhausted at the end of each day, I didn't bother to log on to anything. I got home a couple weeks ago, but it's been crazy at work and at home trying to get everything back to status quo. I'm also helping a friend w/the opening of her new store. That's been a little hectic because everyone wanted to help until it actually opened and now the people who promised to help can't be found. LOL

So, just busy. I hope all is well with you!
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

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Welcome back, young lady!!
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This Mother's Day evokes sadness when I think of the fact that my mother has left this earthly venue. However this fact does not negatively impact the days celebration, for I have many more mothers in my life of whom I am proud. My sisters and daughters (all 5 of them) who continue to remind me of how valuable a mothers role in life is. My wife, who brings me the greatest joy in my lifetime, each and every single day.

This is your day, and I could not be prouder of each and every one of you! Happy Mothers Day! ♥♥♥♥
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

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Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

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