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[Heavy]

Always have a change of underwear

[Heavy]

Don't take any wooden nickles.

[awol]

postal workers often speak slow and garbled.

[Heavy]

Look both ways before you cross the street.

[Bratalie]

Don't bite your fingernails after you picked your nose.

[Heavy]

The sharper is the berry, the sweeter is the wine

[Heavy]

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all doing direct the other way - in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only. Charles Dickens

[Palehorse]

Don't bite your fingernails after you picked your nose.

[Heavy]

I am the walrus

[awol]

joke 'em if they can't take a f___

[Sandy Eggo]

<yawn>

[Heavy]

Wake-up!

[Bratalie]

I'll have a blue christmas without you. . . .

[Henry Hawk]

For about two days now, I have been trying to figure out what is the last thing on my mind. It's not an easy task because you have to think of all the first things on your mind, then the middle things on your mind, and then there's a lot of false hopes raised as you just think you're thinking of something else. For a while I thought it was "my sisters big toe," but then "ball peen hammer" occurred to me. I was about ready to write that down as the last thing on my mind when "foodelee-doodelee" struck me for some reason, and then in quick succession, "caraway seed," "twelve feet," and "dog pie." But then I realized how stupid I had been. The last thing on my mind was always, "The last thing on my mind." Every time I thought of something, I would check to see if it was "the last thing on my mind." So no matter what I thought of, it was always followed with, "the last thing on my mind." Therefore, according to the law of infinite regression, which says it is illegal for anything to repeat infinitely, the last thing on my mind is "the last thing on my mind."

[pariann]

Akin to "I know what I'm looking for is going to be in the last place I think to look".  Because once you find it, why bother looking any more.