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Palehorse

#8235
September 15, 2010, 05:07:24 PM
Total abstinence is so excellent a thing that it cannot be carried to too great an extent. In my passion for it I even carry it so far as to totally abstain from total abstinence itself!
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Bo D

#8236
September 15, 2010, 05:08:34 PM
Did you ever read those Taco Bell sauce packets?

"Help! I can't tell where I am. It's dark and I can hear laughing."

"Will you scratch my back?"

Who comes up with these things?  :confused:
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."  Carl Sagan

Palehorse

#8237
September 15, 2010, 05:13:20 PM
Quote from: Olias on September 15, 2010, 05:08:34 PM
Did you ever read those Taco Bell sauce packets?

"Help! I can't tell where I am. It's dark and I can hear laughing."

"Will you scratch my back?"

Who comes up with these things?  :confused:

They probably get them from the audio recorders in their bathrooms!  :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#8238
September 15, 2010, 05:51:30 PM
When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#8239
September 15, 2010, 05:54:46 PM
I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants.
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

me

#8240
September 15, 2010, 08:34:59 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on September 15, 2010, 05:54:46 PM
I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants.
:biggrin:
Trump 2020

Doc

#8241
September 15, 2010, 09:29:20 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on September 15, 2010, 05:51:30 PM
When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.

All things are possible with the Lords help.

The Troll

#8242
September 15, 2010, 10:28:26 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on September 15, 2010, 05:54:46 PM
I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants.

  Since it's you, :nocomment:

~vxn~

#8243
September 16, 2010, 09:39:08 AM
i'm stir crazy and bed rest isn't working out for me.

in other news, i wonder if i will ever stop writing crap that no one reads.  lol. (i published my 10th poetry collection.)     :icon_twisted:  i'm really surprised that i've written that much.  17 books total.  since 2003.  ok, i'm done being fascinated by myself.  lol. well, for now. :laugh:

don't threaten me with a good time.

Sandy Eggo

#8244
September 16, 2010, 10:22:23 AM
I'm facinated w/you too! That's awesome. Are you getting any writing done while you're down?

How did you start? How did you reach the decision to do this and try to become published?
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

Locutus

#8245
September 16, 2010, 01:31:11 PM
If you're thinking about going to Bermuda this weekend, don't. 
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Palehorse

#8246
September 16, 2010, 01:40:17 PM
I wish it would rain already!  :mad:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Lester Sasquatch

#8247
September 16, 2010, 10:06:00 PM
Fried cabbage gives me gas!
What the Hell is a signature? Am I supposed to type something in this box? I guess I'll find out.

The Troll

#8248
September 17, 2010, 04:55:41 AM
Quote from: Lester Sasquatch on September 16, 2010, 10:06:00 PM
Fried cabbage gives me gas!

  What about navy beans, lima beans, white beans, red beans, pino beans and baked beans.

Sandy Eggo

#8249
September 17, 2010, 11:00:14 AM
Where'd the "Beans are good" thread go? ;D ;D
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous
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