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[Lester Sasquatch]

...and hot air was created to give the rightwing nuts something to blow

I take some offense at your inference that liberals suck to equalize the pressure.

[me]

Which came first the chicken or the egg? 

[Sandy Eggo]

Of course it was, Henry

although I didn't anticipate setting myself up! Thanks Lester

[me]

How high is up?

[followsthewolf]

Which way?

It's all relative.

And, of course, you can't pick your relatives.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but ya shouldn't pick your friend's nose.

Ba-dum-bump.

I'm here all week. Please tip the waiters. Don't tip the elephant circumciser. His tips are already enormous.

[Palehorse]

 

Why are their flotation devices under airplane seats and not parachutes?

[Bo D]

Which way?

It's all relative.

And, of course, you can't pick your relatives.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but ya shouldn't pick your friend's nose.

Ba-dum-bump.

I'm here all week. Please tip the waiters. Don't tip the elephant circumciser. His tips are already enormous.

Take my wife ... please

[followsthewolf]

Why are their flotation devices under airplane seats and not parachutes?

Why would you put a flotation device under a parachute?

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[Palehorse]

 

[me]

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around does it still make a sound?

[Bo D]

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around does it still make a sound?

No. It generates shock waves in the air, but if no living being is there to translate those shock waves into a sound, then there is no "sound."

[Anne]

SUCCESS

When you are 4 it is..................Not peeing your pants.

When you are 12 it is................Having friends.

When you are 17 it is................Having a drivers license.

When you are 35 it is................Having money.

When you are 50 it is................Having money.

When you are 70 it is................Having a drivers license.

When you are 75 it is................Having friends.

When you are 80 it is................Not peeing your pants.

[me]

No. It generates shock waves in the air, but if no living being is there to translate those shock waves into a sound, then there is no "sound."

Ya know I only posted that for S & G's and this is the first time I've ever had anyone actually answer it...LOL 
Don't mean to scare ya Olias but that was my thoughts on it too.

[Sandy Eggo]

@ Anne

[Anne]

@ Anne

Thanks