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Palehorse

#6330
October 15, 2009, 07:14:00 PM
Quote from: me on October 15, 2009, 02:26:47 PM
What I meant was if the guy was only tucking a $1 there must be a reason....Well, I guess it could be because he's broke....

Come on. . . you never heard of tuck a buck???? You don't get out much do yah?  :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

me

#6331
October 15, 2009, 08:23:27 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on October 15, 2009, 07:14:00 PM
Come on. . . you never heard of tuck a buck???? You don't get out much do yah?  :biggrin:
Ya but if she's real hot don't they tuck more like a $5 or a $10?
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pariann

#6332
October 16, 2009, 06:49:00 AM
If she's real hot, they will tuck 5 or 10 1's to keep her coming back. LOL

I used to work in a strip club down in Florida.  I think I saw it all in that one place. 

Don't be looking at me all funny.  I wasn't a dancer, just a waitress.
Looks like I've come full circle.

andersonbrent

#6333
October 16, 2009, 06:57:25 AM
No Pariwinkle jiggly wiggly?

Palehorse

#6334
October 16, 2009, 11:36:06 AM
Hah! And all this time I thought that was a "prude" bench you and Bo were sitting on!  :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Bo D

#6335
October 16, 2009, 01:21:15 PM
Quote from: pariann on October 16, 2009, 06:49:00 AM

I used to work in a strip club down in Florida. 

:eek:
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."  Carl Sagan

Bo D

#6336
October 16, 2009, 01:41:02 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on October 16, 2009, 11:36:06 AM
Hah! And all this time I thought that was a "prude" bench you and Bo were sitting on!  :biggrin:

She kicked me of the bench. Said my new name sounded like "Oily Ass" and she was afraid I would stain it.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."  Carl Sagan

pariann

#6337
October 16, 2009, 01:42:19 PM
Quote from: andersonbrent on October 16, 2009, 06:57:25 AM
No Pariwinkle jiggly wiggly?
None, whatsoever.
Looks like I've come full circle.

pariann

#6338
October 16, 2009, 01:44:56 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on October 16, 2009, 11:36:06 AM
Hah! And all this time I thought that was a "prude" bench you and Bo were sitting on!  :biggrin:
How do you think I knew I wanted to be a prude? :wink:

Quote from: Olias on October 16, 2009, 01:21:15 PM
:eek:
Are you afraid of waitresses? :rolleyes:

Quote from: Olias on October 16, 2009, 01:41:02 PM
She kicked me of the bench. Said my new name sounded like "Oily Ass" and she was afraid I would stain it.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Oh sweetie, I didn't kick you off the bench, I asked you to sit on a towel when you are there. :wink:
Looks like I've come full circle.

Bo D

#6339
October 16, 2009, 01:50:38 PM
Quote from: pariann on October 16, 2009, 01:44:56 PM
Oh sweetie, I didn't kick you off the bench, I asked you to sit on a towel when you are there. :wink:

:smitten:

Don't panic! After all, Ford Prefect once said "There's a frood who really knows where his towel is."
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."  Carl Sagan

Palehorse

#6340
October 16, 2009, 01:58:55 PM
Quote from: Olias on October 16, 2009, 01:41:02 PM
She kicked me of the bench. Said my new name sounded like "Oily Ass" and she was afraid I would stain it.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Quote from: pariann on October 16, 2009, 01:44:56 PM
. . .
Oh sweetie, I didn't kick you off the bench, I asked you to sit on a towel when you are there. :wink:

So that's what happened! You slid off!  :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

pariann

#6341
October 16, 2009, 02:04:59 PM
LOL!!! I sure did need to wake up today to some smiles. :yes:
Looks like I've come full circle.

Palehorse

#6342
October 16, 2009, 02:07:55 PM
Better document that incident fully for your homeowners insurance. He might sue you over that broken tail bone he received!  :biggrin: :spooked: :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

pariann

#6343
October 16, 2009, 02:09:41 PM
Do you think that my bench, sitting over in the Last One Wins thread, is actually covered by homeowners insurance?   
Looks like I've come full circle.

Palehorse

#6344
October 16, 2009, 02:10:34 PM
Quote from: pariann on October 16, 2009, 02:09:41 PM
Do you think that my bench, sitting over in the Last One Wins thread, is actually covered by homeowners insurance?

Well, you'll still need it for the civil suit!  :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville
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