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[Dexter Morgan]

Well if I knew..I wouldn't be asking!!!!

So, we're all pretty much clueless on that one LOL!!! 

[~vxn~]

Walking 4 miles would kill me. Walking anywhere I don't have to, would certainly put me in the hospitol LOL!!! 

lol.... silly, dex.... walking is the only peace i can get!  lol....

[pariann]

well look about 9 post above this one...you invented the word...tell us what it means....

I didn't invent it, apparently it came out of thin air.

[damfast]

Gentle thoughts for today.

Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.

When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

A penny saved is a government oversight.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

He who hesitates
is probably right.

  Did you ever notice:
The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are "XL."

If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

There's always a lot to be thankful for If you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

Did you ever notice:
When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together It spells "Theirs?"   

Aging: Eventually you will reach a point  when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Some people try to turn back their odometers.
Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way.
I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

When you are dissatisfied and would
like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

You know you are getting old
when everything either dries up or leaks.

One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.

Ah, being young is beautiful,
but being old is comfortable.

First, you forget names,
Then, you forget faces.
Then, you forget to pull up your zipper.
It's worse when you forget to pull it down.

Long ago when men cursed
And beat the ground with sticks,
it was called witchcraft.
Today, it's called golf.

Lord,
Please keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth...AMEN.

[Palehorse]

 

[me]

Oh no, not again....

[pariann]

It does get a little tiring doesn't it?

[Sandy Eggo]

 

[pariann]

You don't think so?   All those hearts flying around?

[me]

 

[Sandy Eggo]

More pleasant than what usually flies around here.

[me]

Good point....but if I can't pick on PH who can I pick on?   

[Dexter Morgan]

More pleasant than what usually flies around here.

Super Dex usually flies around here.  Unless, I get tangled up in muh cape.... then I kind of bounce. 

[me]

  Super Dex usually flies around here.  Unless, I get tangled up in muh cape.... then I kind of bounce. 

[Dexter Morgan]