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Dexter Morgan

#3510
January 05, 2008, 12:56:30 PM
Quote from: PIYA on January 05, 2008, 12:51:54 PM
Where I used to live, a train hit a car that was sitting on the tracks, because the owner (who happened to be elderly) had fallen asleep. Luckily, it happened in the middle of town, so the train was going slower and only damaged the car before it was able to stop. The question is, why was this man taking a nap, in the middle of town, on the train tracks, mid afternoon? :spooked:
:spooked:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

Palehorse

#3511
January 06, 2008, 10:24:17 AM
 :spooked: :spooked: :spooked:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

damfast

#3512
January 06, 2008, 01:21:45 PM
Old couple at another old couples house for dinner.  After dinner the old ladies go into the kitchen to do the dishes and clean up.  One old guy says to the other, "We went to a real nice place last night to eat.  I would highly recommend it"  Other old guy says, "Oh yeah, where was that?"  First old guy says, ".  What is the name of that flower you give someone you love, the one with the pretty petals and the thorns?"
Friend says, "Rose?"  "Yep, that's it", the first old man says.  He turns toward the kitchen and yells, "Hey Rose, where did we go eat last night?"
It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Dexter Morgan

#3513
January 06, 2008, 01:24:50 PM
Quote from: damfast on January 06, 2008, 01:21:45 PM
Old couple at another old couples house for dinner.  After dinner the old ladies go into the kitchen to do the dishes and clean up.  One old guy says to the other, "We went to a real nice place last night to eat.  I would highly recommend it"  Other old guy says, "Oh yeah, where was that?"  First old guy says, ".  What is the name of that flower you give someone you love, the one with the pretty petals and the thorns?"
Friend says, "Rose?"  "Yep, that's it", the first old man says.  He turns toward the kitchen and yells, "Hey Rose, where did we go eat last night?"
:rotfl: :rotfl: Damfast, you kill me sometimes LOL!!!  :biggrin:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

damfast

#3514
January 06, 2008, 01:37:47 PM
You know it was OF and his wife......hehehehehe
It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Dexter Morgan

#3515
January 06, 2008, 02:08:44 PM
Quote from: damfast on January 06, 2008, 01:37:47 PM
You know it was OF and his wife......hehehehehe

:spooked:  :rotfl: :rotfl:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

Palehorse

#3516
January 06, 2008, 02:29:50 PM
 :smitten: :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

damfast

#3517
January 07, 2008, 09:59:22 PM
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It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Palehorse

#3518
January 07, 2008, 10:20:54 PM

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R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Dexter Morgan

#3519
January 07, 2008, 11:44:39 PM
Well, we didn't get that crazy weather they were predicting Thank God.  :yes: No tornadoes in DexterLand tonight. :biggrin:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

Palehorse

#3520
January 07, 2008, 11:46:17 PM
One can always hope for a snow-nado though!  :icon_twisted:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Sandy Eggo

#3521
January 07, 2008, 11:55:30 PM
Cool! Snow-nado...I'd love to see that! (from afar lol)
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

Dexter Morgan

#3522
January 08, 2008, 12:01:36 AM
Quote from: Palehorse on January 07, 2008, 11:46:17 PM
One can always hope for a snow-nado though!  :icon_twisted:
:think: A snow-nado? That could be quite interesting.  :biggrin: I'm tryin' to get a visual on that.  :yes:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

damfast

#3523
January 08, 2008, 06:22:46 AM
Quote from: Palehorse on January 07, 2008, 11:46:17 PM
One can always hope for a snow-nado though!  :icon_twisted:

how did you get wind of that?
It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Palehorse

#3524
January 08, 2008, 10:18:26 AM
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville
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