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Dexter Morgan

Quote from: PIYA on November 22, 2007, 04:41:04 PM
Rotten spot? Was it frozen when you bought it?
Yeah, it looked like a humongous bruise, it was all the way to the bone. When I put it on to bake, it looked fine. It smelled fine too. The bad spot was in the breast. We surmised, that the turkey may have been abused in life. Usually, normal spoilage starts in the top layers, and works its way down. I've decided I'm not baking a turkey again. I had a fiasco last year,and now this.  :rolleyes: No more turkey cooking for Dex.  :no:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

damfast

awwww dex, so sorry.  maybe cook turkey again, and take that one back to the market

when you tell them about it, do it really loud so people hear it when you do.
throw a fit.
tell them to give you back your money and give you new turkey too.
and some beer.

ask for beer, dex.
give me a call, we will tip those bud lites and sing ritual christmas songs at the top of our lungs while wearing grinch jammies and santa hats.

maybe we can unwind some tangled lights.  make a great day.....
It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Sandy Eggo

Maybe a tumor? Doesn't that effect tissues similar to rot?
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

Sandy Eggo

Quote from: damfast on November 22, 2007, 07:55:06 PM
awwww dex, so sorry.  maybe cook turkey again, and take that one back to the market

when you tell them about it, do it really loud so people hear it when you do.
throw a fit.
tell them to give you back your money and give you new turkey too.
and some beer.

ask for beer, dex.
give me a call, we will tip those bud lites and sing ritual christmas songs at the top of our lungs while wearing grinch jammies and santa hats.

maybe we can unwind some tangled lights.  make a great day.....


damfast has a great idea and loud definitely works. They'll give you anything to shut you up. As for the rest...am I invited? Sounds like a blast. :biggrin:
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

Dexter Morgan

Quote from: damfast on November 22, 2007, 07:55:06 PM
awwww dex, so sorry.  maybe cook turkey again, and take that one back to the market

when you tell them about it, do it really loud so people hear it when you do.
throw a fit.
tell them to give you back your money and give you new turkey too.
and some beer.

ask for beer, dex.
give me a call, we will tip those bud lites and sing ritual christmas songs at the top of our lungs while wearing grinch jammies and santa hats.

maybe we can unwind some tangled lights.  make a great day.....

I almost shit bricks when I saw it LOL!!! It never ends for me. It's one thing after another.  :rolleyes: Speaking of the Grinch...... I'm a huge fan of his. I have a stuffed Grinch that's 6 feet tall.  :yes: Sometimes at Christmas, I strap him in the seatbelt, and drive him around in my car.  :spooked: The look on peoples faces, when I stop at stop lights is priceless. At first they look shocked, then they grin and wave. When I worked at McDonald's, I used to take him to work with me once in a while. Now this is a secret, so don't tell anybody...... I have a little stuffed Grinch in a Santa suit, that I sleep with everynight. It's kind of like Radar, and his teddy bear, but it's Dex and the Grinch LMAO!!!  Maybe, we could get the Grinch drunk when we have those beers. :yes: I bet he'd really cut loose.  :yes:  :biggrin:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

Dexter Morgan

Quote from: PIYA on November 22, 2007, 07:55:47 PM
Maybe a tumor? Doesn't that effect tissues similar to rot?
:think: I'm not sure. That is possible.  :yes:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

Dexter Morgan

Quote from: PIYA on November 22, 2007, 07:56:51 PM
damfast has a great idea and loud definitely works. They'll give you anything to shut you up. As for the rest...am I invited? Sounds like a blast. :biggrin:
Absolutely PIYA!!!!  :food4:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

damfast

absolutely PIYA, three musketeers.......................
It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Sandy Eggo

That would be so much fun! We used to play a drinking game in college called Grinch. It's kinda like "Hey Bob", we'd watch "The Grinch who Stole Christmas" and every time they said, "who" you had to take a drink. It was a double every time you saw the Grinch's dog. We made that rule up 'coz he was so mean to the dog, it was meant as a drunken person's tribute to the poor little thing. :biggrin:
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

lex

Quote from: damfast on November 22, 2007, 08:44:00 PM
absolutely PIYA, three musketeers.......................

Pardon the silly question, but is that avatar a picture of you?
And thus I clothe my naked villainy
With old odd ends, stol'n forth of holy writ;
And seem a saint, when most I play the devil.

Dexter Morgan

Quote from: PIYA on November 22, 2007, 09:19:26 PM
That would be so much fun! We used to play a drinking game in college called Grinch. It's kinda like "Hey Bob", we'd watch "The Grinch who Stole Christmas" and every time they said, "who" you had to take a drink. It was a double every time you saw the Grinch's dog. We made that rule up 'coz he was so mean to the dog, it was meant as a drunken person's tribute to the poor little thing. :biggrin:
Sounds like a great game to me!!!   :beers: I love your new avatar picture PIYA!!! Is that Nugget?  :biggrin:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

Sandy Eggo

Actually, it's not a "real" picture of either of my dogs, it's what Benji will look like in a couple months though.
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

Dexter Morgan

Quote from: PIYA on November 22, 2007, 10:03:36 PM
Actually, it's not a "real" picture of either of my dogs, it's what Benji will look like in a couple months though.
Well, he'll definately be a beautiful dog, that's for sure.  :yes:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

Sandy Eggo

He has stolen my heart, Dex. He actually looks like that now, just a lil' smaller version and he lets his tongue hang over his teeth and bottom lip, like he's going to do a raspberry. LOL

Oh, I'm going to check out a cat rescue this week. Someone was telling me about it and they allow younger children to help out there and I think Lil' Mojo would love it.
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

lex

I miss the family dog so bad I cry sometimes. But he loved my wife and was dying of a broken heart when she abandoned us. I talked her into taking him with her because he would just mope around the house for days whenever she would come around for some of her stuff or to gloat and then leave. He would set by the door and when outside just set in the yard looking down the road waiting on her.

So she took him and I hate it. She's left him with some idiot guys who I can tell have abused him. When I did get to visit with him, he was all over me and very happy and would set under my chair like he would at home. But when I would reach down to pet him, he would snap at me, then realize it was me, then lick my hand to say he was so sorry.

I know he's had it rough because I trained him to bite anyone that comes near her. I did that back before we had problems so that he could protect her when I wasn't around. He wouldn't let anyone near her and was growly at me sometimes if he thought I was up to no good around her. I bet he's nipped a few guys that got too close to her and the dumb broad then left him with them. These scumbuckets would hurt him I am sure.

It's just all so stinking wrong.
And thus I clothe my naked villainy
With old odd ends, stol'n forth of holy writ;
And seem a saint, when most I play the devil.