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damfast

#3060
November 07, 2007, 08:18:46 AM
Quote from: followsthewolf on November 06, 2007, 05:42:07 PM
And PUMPKIN SOUP?????????

What do you eat with it? Slug Slurpies?


lol, dont laugh i know quite a few slugs that i wish were slurpies.  oh i mean had herpes.
sorry.
it was still funny
It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Dexter Morgan

#3061
November 07, 2007, 03:23:33 PM
Bug slurpies are the bomb!!!! I exspecially like the ones make with Grasshopper tabacky. Mmmmmmm....... :drool1:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

followsthewolf

#3062
November 07, 2007, 03:56:55 PM
How about snot sauce?
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

Dexter Morgan

#3063
November 07, 2007, 04:18:32 PM
Yep, that too.  :yes: Bug legs make for wonderful croutons too.  :biggrin:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

followsthewolf

#3064
November 07, 2007, 04:21:51 PM
I save them for use as toothpicks.
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

Dexter Morgan

#3065
November 07, 2007, 08:18:46 PM
Quote from: followsthewolf on November 07, 2007, 04:21:51 PM
I save them for use as toothpicks.
What a great idea!!!! I never thought of that.  :spooked: :biggrin:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

Dexter Morgan

#3066
November 07, 2007, 08:30:11 PM
Tonight, when I was taking my dog Pugsly out to potty, there were 5 Opossums eating on my deck, with my cats. Boy, they were a jolly bunch. One of them was my rescue Opossum Petunia. I raised her for 2 months, when her Mommy abandoned her. I thought I raised her better but, it seems she's running with a gang now.  :spooked: I've been mulling over the possibility ,of making them into a singing group, maybe like The Jackson Five, but they'd be The Opossum Five. I can see us touring the country now. We could have a bus just like The Partridge Family. Road tripin' with Opossums!!! GOOD TIMES!!!!  :biggrin:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

pariann

#3067
November 08, 2007, 03:26:19 AM
You ain't right. LOL
Looks like I've come full circle.

damfast

#3068
November 08, 2007, 08:23:36 AM
We could teach them to sing kid music

We could alter the Racoon Song for them

Opposum sleeps in a hollow tree
While the sun shines on you and me.
Sleep, little opossum,
Sleep, little opossum,
Warm and cozily.

or Teasing Mr. Crocodile

Five little monkeys
Sitting in a tree
Teasing Mr. Crocodile,
"You can't catch me."
Along came Mr. Crocodile,
Quiet as can be
SNAP
Four little monkeys
Sitting in a tree
Teasing Mr. Crocodile,
"You can't catch me."
Along came Mr. Crocodile,
Quiet as can be
SNAP

you could be onto something Dex
It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

~vxn~

#3069
November 08, 2007, 09:39:51 AM
lol.... excellent idea, dex!  damfast is right--you're onto something!

don't threaten me with a good time.

Dexter Morgan

#3070
November 08, 2007, 05:11:02 PM
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

Dexter Morgan

#3071
November 08, 2007, 05:14:39 PM
Quote from: damfast on November 08, 2007, 08:23:36 AM
We could teach them to sing kid music

We could alter the Racoon Song for them

Opossum sleeps in a hollow tree
While the sun shines on you and me.
Sleep, little opossum,
Sleep, little opossum,
Warm and cozily.

or Teasing Mr. Crocodile

Five little monkeys
Sitting in a tree
Teasing Mr. Crocodile,
"You can't catch me."
Along came Mr. Crocodile,
Quiet as can be
SNAP
Four little monkeys
Sitting in a tree
Teasing Mr. Crocodile,
"You can't catch me."
Along came Mr. Crocodile,
Quiet as can be
SNAP

you could be onto something Dex

Actually, there are 3 coons that eat on my deck too. Maybe, they could be the opening act, for The Opossum Five.What the hell!!!! The more the merrier. LOL!!!  :biggrin:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

Dexter Morgan

#3072
November 08, 2007, 05:20:46 PM
Quote from: ~vxn~ on November 08, 2007, 09:39:51 AM
lol.... excellent idea, dex!  damfast is right--you're onto something!


I think it just might work.  :yes: Can you imagine the groupies?  :spooked: All of the girl Opossums, would be throwin' their panties on the stage,  :spooked: while the boy Opossums, are bodysurfing through the crowd, and doing homemade tattoos. Man, imagine the excitement.  :eek: :yes: :biggrin:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

followsthewolf

#3073
November 08, 2007, 08:16:25 PM
If the 'possums are throwin' panties on the stage, can you imagine what the rabbits are doin'?

OH MY GOD!!!  THE ILLICIT CARNAL KNOWLEDGE!!!!
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

me

#3074
November 08, 2007, 09:50:51 PM
My this thread has taken a weird turn.... :o
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