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Dexter Morgan

#2835
October 03, 2007, 07:50:15 PM
Quote from: ~vxn~ on October 03, 2007, 05:40:24 PM
lol.... i am laughing so hard i could literally pee my pants. 

i think i'll need a wet-nap.
I'll send you a Depend through your screen.  :yes:  Sit there and wait for it LOL!!!  :wink:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

~vxn~

#2836
October 03, 2007, 08:26:41 PM
lmao... ouch my ribs are cracking from the laughter... lololol...... lolol....
don't threaten me with a good time.

Dexter Morgan

#2837
October 03, 2007, 08:33:13 PM
Quote from: ~vxn~ on October 03, 2007, 08:26:41 PM
lmao... ouch my ribs are cracking from the laughter... lololol...... lolol....
Did we break your funnybone yet?  :biggrin: I started a new thread in my section. It's about strange but true stories.  :yes: I bet you got some to share.  :smile:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

Palehorse

#2838
October 04, 2007, 07:09:42 AM
Foley catheters installed here! Cheap!  :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

~vxn~

#2839
October 04, 2007, 10:42:26 AM
on one hand:  ph.  i just died.  it's all your fault. 

on the other hand:  HOORAY FOR CATHETERS! 
wow, there's a quote i don't want to be known for... lolol.....

instead of "don't threaten me with a good time" i think i'll start saying "hooray for catheters!"

wow, my parents should be proud.
don't threaten me with a good time.

Palehorse

#2840
October 04, 2007, 10:46:41 AM
Spiritually speaking then?

*Ask about our outpatient (QC) quick colostomy procedure! While you wait!  :biggrin:
  Explosion proof bags extra.
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

~vxn~

#2841
October 04, 2007, 10:50:41 AM
that paints a very disturbing mental picture.  lolol....

don't threaten me with a good time.

Palehorse

#2842
October 04, 2007, 02:22:21 PM
Yeah. . .brown spots on the wall. . . :spooked: :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

~vxn~

#2843
October 04, 2007, 02:23:37 PM
omg!  that is freaking sick!  lolol.....

you know, you may have an idea there--colostomy bag art.... ppl would buy that on ebay.   :icon_twisted:
don't threaten me with a good time.

Palehorse

#2844
October 04, 2007, 02:35:27 PM
 :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

~vxn~

#2845
October 04, 2007, 04:04:14 PM
lol...i heard about a couple selling mason jars containing "ghosts" they had caught. 

you know, i once saw jesus on a roasted marshmallow... i should have sold that on ebay... but i was hungry.  lol...
don't threaten me with a good time.

Palehorse

#2846
October 04, 2007, 04:06:16 PM
Yeah, you could have sold it right along with the Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese!  :biggrin: Nice after Virgin dessert!  :rolleyes: :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

damfast

#2847
October 04, 2007, 07:15:56 PM
if we could just capture the moment, we could auction it off too.
It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Dexter Morgan

#2848
October 04, 2007, 08:55:04 PM
Quote from: damfast on October 04, 2007, 07:15:56 PM
if we could just capture the moment, we could auction it off too.
Ya know, somebody would be just crazy enough to buy something like that.  :yes: You've probably heard about the raging battle over the amputated leg in the cooker right? It just goes to prove people will pay good money for sick crap LOL!!!!
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

pariann

#2849
October 04, 2007, 09:44:41 PM
What?? I thought that the owner was supposed to reclaim his leg.  He needed it for religious reasons.  Not true?
Looks like I've come full circle.
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