News:

This year - 2026 - is the Unknown Zone's 25th anniversary!

Come join in the festivities!

Main Menu

corporate taxation

Started by Henry Hawk, March 31, 2011, 03:21:46 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

The Troll

 Oh, one more thing Mosquito Hawk with your new Avatar of a No See Ummmm, This is what it would look like.  Hee, hee, Hee.




                                                      This is you--->  .  <---Here you are.

The Troll

Quote from: The Troll on May 15, 2011, 02:14:29 PM
Oh, one more thing Mosquito Hawk with your new Avatar of a No See Ummmm, This is what it would look like.  Hee, hee, Hee.




                                                      This is you--->  .  <---Here you are.

  More stories about No See Ummms.  When my wife and I started to go down to Gulf Shores to stay for three months a year.  We were sat upon by the damn No See Ummms.  They made everybody down there miserable.  If there was a little wind and at certain times there were no No See Ummms.  But to make sure you just put some Deep Woods Off with extra DEET and you were OK>


  One day down there I was talking to another Snowbird and I said, being down here and around all of this water I haven't seen any flies.  He said, and you won't see any flies down here, the damn No See Ummms eat them.

  Another day I ran in to another Snowbird, it was a beautiful day and he was wearing a long sleeve light jacket.  I say something about his jacket and he said, it's for these damn No See Ummms.  The damn things will eat your arms off.  I had to go to the hospital over them.  I didn't know what was causing all of the little itchy blisters on my arms.  My arms were covered with them.  I had over a 100 bites in a 2 inch area on one arm alone.

  The doctor gave me a shot and some skin cream and told me about the damn things and how to fight them.

  Isn't it amazing how something so small and almost invisible can make good people miserable.  Don't you wish that a little Deep Woods Off would take care of the other miserable assholes in the human race.  :yes: :wink: :smile:

me

Quote from: The Troll on May 15, 2011, 05:05:35 PM
  More stories about No See Ummms.  When my wife and I started to go down to Gulf Shores to stay for three months a year.  We were sat upon by the damn No See Ummms.  They made everybody down there miserable.  If there was a little wind and at certain times there were no No See Ummms.  But to make sure you just put some Deep Woods Off with extra DEET and you were OK>


  One day down there I was talking to another Snowbird and I said, being down here and around all of this water I haven't seen any flies.  He said, and you won't see any flies down here, the damn No See Ummms eat them.

  Another day I ran in to another Snowbird, it was a beautiful day and he was wearing a long sleeve light jacket.  I say something about his jacket and he said, it's for these damn No See Ummms.  The damn things will eat your arms off.  I had to go to the hospital over them.  I didn't know what was causing all of the little itchy blisters on my arms.  My arms were covered with them.  I had over a 100 bites in a 2 inch area on one arm alone.

  The doctor gave me a shot and some skin cream and told me about the damn things and how to fight them.

  Isn't it amazing how something so small and almost invisible can make good people miserable.  Don't you wish that a little Deep Woods Off would take care of the other miserable assholes in the human race.  :yes: :wink: :smile:
Trump 2020

The Troll

Quote from: me on May 15, 2011, 05:25:47 PM
   

  Well, well Tooty Fruity, ain't you cute.  Sugar Fly Baby do you know what to do with that Troll spray,  bend over and shove it where the sun don't shine and with you Choo, choo baby it sure wouldn't be hard to hit.  Big I say it's really big.  :rotfl:  :rotfl:  :rotfl: