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Henry Hawk

Quote from: Exterminator on August 01, 2017, 12:42:39 PM
Somebody called me and told me they saw my dog chasing a guy on a bike.  I told them that couldn't be true because my dog doesn't even own a bike!   :biggrin:

rimshot! :biggrin:


Hey, does your dog Bite?.........uh, you know the rest.... ;D
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Locutus

Quote from: Exterminator on August 01, 2017, 12:42:39 PM
Somebody called me and told me they saw my dog chasing a guy on a bike.  I told them that couldn't be true because my dog doesn't even own a bike!   :biggrin:

:rotfl:
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

The Troll

 

  Yep, just like the home owner when he was told by the mailman that his dog bit him.   :rolleyes:  It couldn't have been old Lucky.   :no:  He was hit by a car and lost one leg, he's blind in one eye and we had him castrated a month ago.   :yes:  The mailman said, yes it was Lucky, the way he came around the house on three legs, I knew he wasn't wanting to make love too me.   :smitten:  :rant:      :dogrun:

Palehorse

Quote from: Exterminator on August 01, 2017, 11:55:26 AM
I didn't even know they could go that fast!  :biggrin:

Me neither. Had his tail all puffed up and over his head, teeth bared and gnashing. . . Never saw so much detail in my life. 😬
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

Individuals that have not put in the effort to comprehend science should not speak as if they have.
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

Had a nice fire tonight in the backyard. Adult beverage in hand, my wife and I sat fireside listening to Ted Nugent play live.  8)

R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

AbbyTC

A friend of mine, who I thought was intelligent, has proved me wrong.  She writes a blog and was talking about the end of times and noticed how the Bible doesn't mention the US in the end of times.  She says, "That seems so bizarre, doesn't it?"  But that wasn't the only unintelligent thing she said.  She added this, "There is no map of the US in the back of your bible, because it isn't mentioned in the text of your bible."    :spooked:  Hmmm,  I really hope she realizes the US, let alone North America, wasn't even known to have existed back then.  It amazes me some of the stupid remarks religious people make, especially the ones who I thought were intelligent!

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. Robert Frost

Perhaps the butterfly is proof that you can go through a great deal of darkness yet become something beautiful.

Palehorse

The Raging Cheeto is a clear and present danger to this nation. He is not fit to lead a dog, much less a nation. He is a buffoon and blowhard. 😡
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Exterminator

Quote from: Palehorse on August 17, 2017, 12:45:06 AM
The Raging Cheeto is a clear and present danger to this nation. He is not fit to lead a dog, much less a nation. He is a buffoon and blowhard. 😡

He's a lying cheating idiot with no class and no moral compass.  The only people who still support him, his 'base', don't see it because they are exactly like him.
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Henry Hawk

He is our POTUS, who WON the Election by the people of the United States. 
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Exterminator

Quote from: Henry Hawk on August 17, 2017, 08:37:23 AM
He is our POTUS, who WON the Election by the people of the United States.

You mean by the electoral college, don't you?
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Henry Hawk

Quote from: Exterminator on August 17, 2017, 09:31:15 AM
You mean by the electoral college, don't you?

By our US Constitution...The people across this land spoke and delivered.
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Palehorse

Quote from: Henry Hawk on August 17, 2017, 08:37:23 AM
He is our POTUS, who WON the Election by the people of the United States.

That never swayed you over the 8 years President Obama was in office. It is not swaying me.

Quote from: Henry Hawk on August 17, 2017, 10:53:27 AM
By our US Constitution...The people across this land spoke and delivered.

The electoral college spoke and delivered for the racists in this country.

Now the POTUS speaks for the racists every day. . .
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

Quote from: Exterminator on August 17, 2017, 07:34:15 AM
He's a lying cheating idiot with no class and no moral compass.  The only people who still support him, his 'base', don't see it because they are exactly like him.

Spot on!  :headbang:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Henry Hawk

Quote from: Palehorse on August 17, 2017, 11:01:07 AM
That never swayed you over the 8 years President Obama was in office. It is not swaying me.

The electoral college spoke and delivered for the racists in this country.

Now the POTUS speaks for the racists every day. . .
....
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW