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The Troll

Quote from: Purplelady1040 on August 27, 2014, 10:08:32 PM
I thought the same thing. Our son takes firearms safety and archery because he enjoys those things and we have guns in the house and he wants to learn to bow hunt. Archery is even in his school that he goes too and it is starting to be a sport that is on the rise!

  Even a bow and arrow will kill someone.  How about the man who shot his wife with a bow and arrow to the heart.  The arrow with a four blade hunting head on it and said it was an accident.   :confused:  The bow and arrow was the main killing weapon until guns :rifle: and gun powder replaced it.   :yes: :yes: :yes:

Purplelady1040

Quote from: The Troll on August 27, 2014, 11:14:11 PM
  Even a bow and arrow will kill someone.  How about the man who shot his wife with a bow and arrow to the heart.  The arrow with a four blade hunting head on it and said it was an accident.   :confused:  The bow and arrow was the main killing weapon until guns :rifle: and gun powder replaced it.   :yes: :yes: :yes:
I never said that a bow couldn't or wouldn't kill someone. You don't hear about those type of accidents as much as you do about guns. Most people know that the bow and arrow was replaced by guns and gun powder, that is kind of a given.

The Troll

Quote from: Purplelady1040 on August 28, 2014, 08:09:34 AM
I never said that a bow couldn't or wouldn't kill someone. You don't hear about those type of accidents as much as you do about guns. Most people know that the bow and arrow was replaced by guns and gun powder, that is kind of a given.

  I don't know if you will say this a given, but I'll bet that bare hands and fists kill more people that guns.  There are so many people who want to take all of the guns so only the police and the military will have them.   :yes:  When this happens you need to  put your right leg over your right shoulder and your left leg over your left shoulder and kiss :kiss: your ass goodbye.   :rant:

  Then you won't have anything to protect  yourself from people with their bare hands, knifes, clubs and the people who will build their own guns.  :trustme: 

Henry Hawk

Quote from: The Troll on August 28, 2014, 12:25:49 PM
  I don't know if you will say this a given, but I'll bet that bare hands and fists kill more people that guns.  There are so many people who want to take all of the guns so only the police and the military will have them.   :yes:  When this happens you need to  put your right leg over your right shoulder and your left leg over your left shoulder and kiss :kiss: your ass goodbye.   :rant:

  Then you won't have anything to protect  yourself from people with their bare hands, knifes, clubs and the people who will build their own guns.  :trustme: 

But it is YOUR Democrats that want MORE & MORE gun control laws. 
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Exterminator

Quote from: Henry Hawk on August 28, 2014, 12:40:08 PM
But it is YOUR Democrats that want MORE & MORE gun control laws.

Bullshit.
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Henry Hawk

"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Exterminator

Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Palehorse

Soon it will begin. . .

I just saw ice/snow on the radar at the SW corner of Wisconsin, SE Corner of Minnesota, NE corner of Iowa.  :smitten: :smitten: :smitten:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.

John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.

John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.

Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.

Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.

Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.

Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford."

Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made by "Ford."

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.

A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

AND...................:

Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse...

Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater...
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

libby

All of life is a process of testing and initiation, always preparing for a higher level of consciousness -- and illumination. -- John Horn

Purplelady1040

Quote from: Palehorse on August 31, 2014, 03:46:34 PM
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.

John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.

John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.

Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.

Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.

Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.

Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford."

Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made by "Ford."

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.

A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

AND...................:

Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse...

Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater...
PH, have you read the books Killing Lincoln and Killing Kennedy. Both are good reads. I think you would like them.

Exterminator

Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Henry Hawk

Despite how Snopes tries to simplify this, many of the facts are interesting at the least:


       
  • Both presidents were elected to the presidency in '60.  FACT

       
  • Lincoln defeated incumbent Vice President John C. Breckenridge for the presidency in 1860; Kennedy defeated incumbent Vice President Richard M. Nixon for the presidency in 1960.  FACT

       
  • Both presidents were shot on a Friday in the presence of their wives. Both Fridays preceded a major holiday observed within the week.  FACT

       
  • Both presidents were accompanied by another couple.  FACT

       
  • The male companion of the other couple was wounded by the assassin.  FACT

       
  • Both presidents had a son die during their presidency.  FACT

       
  • Both presidents' last names have 7 letters.  FACT

       
  • There are 6 letters in each Johnson's first name.  FACT

       
  • After shooting Lincoln, Booth ran from a theatre to a warehouse; after shooting Kennedy, Oswald ran from a warehouse to a theatre.  MOSTLY FACT

       
  • Both Johnsons were succeeded as President in '69 by Republicans whose mothers were named Hannah.    Hannah (Milhous) Nixon and Hannah Delameter Stryker  FACT 

       
  • Both assassins were Southern white males born in the late '30s, who were in their mid-20s.  FACT

       
  • Both assassins were killed before being tried, by men who were reared in the North, changed their name as adults, and were bachelors.  FACT

       
  • Both assassins had 15 letters in their name  FACT

       
  • Both were shot in the head   FACT
I don't think there is anything spooky to it other than it is just odd.
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

me

How true, how true. 


A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Louisiana when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage.
Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'

The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.'

The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page...So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?'

The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.'

The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys the paper to see news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:

U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH

That pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days!
Trump 2020

Exterminator

Quote from: Henry Hawk on September 02, 2014, 10:08:17 AM
Despite how Snopes tries to simplify this...

Because it is simple?
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.