Random Comments (RH)

[me]

a LIE, really?

We have yet to have any substantanial yet, since I posted this.  There is a 50% chance tomorrow aftrenoon, but lets wait and see.....and even if it does...........I say it is a good thing for my yard and garden.

I haven't seen any rain since Monday night here. 

[me]

$100 to get the air in the car checked and going again I just hope there is no leak and we don't have to go back.  It's been pure hell driving around the last 2yrs without it.  Got it, or thought we got it, fixed a couple of years ago but it worked one day and quit and the guy that did it started avoiding us like the plague.  That's what we get for trying to help a local just starting out business person I guess.  Hubby even called and made an appt. to take it back and when we did the jerk and his helpers hid in the office and wouldn't come out.  29th and Brown was where it was.  I know Hadsell's will get it right though 'cause we've dealt with them quite a bit over the years and so has our daughter and SIL.

[Anne]

If the IRS will determine if your health insurance is adequate, who checks the people who don't file federal tax returns?

[me]

If the IRS will determine if your health insurance is adequate, who checks the people who don't file federal tax returns?

I imagine they will have to start filing some sort of form.  Then there's the homeless people. 

[Locutus]

There's nothing like the power of Facebook to turn up ex-girlfriends. 

[Anne]

I imagine they will have to start filing some sort of form.  Then there's the homeless people.

That should be interesting. Probably have to hire people to hunt them down.

[me]

That should be interesting. Probably have to hire people to hunt them down.

Wonder if that will be in addition to the thousands they are already going to hire or if it will be some added hiring.

[Anne]

Wonder if that will be in addition to the thousands they are already going to hire or if it will be some added hiring.

Yep.

[libby]

There's nothing like the power of Facebook to turn up ex-girlfriends.

Would you like to elaborate on that? 

[Exterminator]

Have you ever noticed how much people pay for caviar?

It's crazy, especially considering they're really nothing more than fish eggs.

Women have far more eggs than they will ever use; I think we should start harvesting them after they die and sell them as a delicacy.

I present to you - cadaviar.   

[me]

Have you ever noticed how much people pay for caviar?

It's crazy, especially considering they're really nothing more than fish eggs.

Women have far more eggs than they will ever use; I think we should start harvesting them after they die and sell them as a delicacy.

I present to you - cadaviar.   

eewwww

[Exterminator]

Worth reposting 15 years later:

Wear Sunscreen
by Mary Schmich of the Chicago Tribune

Ladies and gentlemen of the class of '98: Wear sunscreen.

If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Oh, never mind. You will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they've faded. But trust me, in 20 years, you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked. You are not as fat as you imagine.

Don't worry about the future. Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind, the kind that blind side you at 4 PM on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing every day that scares you.

Sing.

Don't be reckless with other people's hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.

Floss.

Don't waste your time on jealousy. Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long and, in the end, it's only with yourself.

Remember compliments you receive. Forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how.

Keep your old love letters. Throw away your old bank statements.

Stretch.

Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life. The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives. Some of the most interesting 40-year-olds I know still don't.

Get plenty of calcium.

Be kind to your knees. You'll miss them when they're gone.

Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll divorce at 40, maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary. Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much, or berate yourself either. Your choices are half chance. So are everybody else's.

Enjoy your body. Use it every way you can. Don't be afraid of it or of what other people think of it. It's the greatest instrument you'll ever own.

Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but your living room.

Read the directions, even if you don't follow them.

Do not read beauty magazines. They will only make you feel ugly.

Get to know your parents. You never know when they'll be gone for good.

Be nice to your siblings. They're your best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.

Understand that friends come and go, but with a precious few you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle, because the older you get, the more you need the people who knew you when you were young.

Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard.

Live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.

Travel.

Accept certain inalienable truths: Prices will rise. Politicians will philander. You, too, will get old. And when you do, you'll fantasize that when you were young, prices were reasonable, politicians were noble, and children respected their elders.

Respect your elders.

Don't expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund. Maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse. But you never know when either one might run out.

Don't mess too much with your hair or by the time you're 40 it will look 85.

Be careful whose advice you buy, but be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia. Dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth.

But trust me on the sunscreen.

[Henry Hawk]

 

[Palehorse]

Cancer sucks!

[me]

Yea, I have two cataract surgeries to look forward to anywhere from one to two years from now.  Oh joy, oh joy.