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#2655
April 25, 2013, 06:59:38 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on April 24, 2013, 12:35:54 PM
http://www.youtube.com/embed/LPfRQQ4fRxM

Classic!!!

True story.  I've often wondered what my life would have been like if my IQ had been low enough to be satisfied going to work, coming home, and watching TV and drinking beer, never thinking about anything other than my self-center narcissism.
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Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.  ;)

"You've probably noticed that opinion pollsters go out of their way to include as many morons as possible in surveys ... I think it's dangerous to inform morons about what their fellow morons are thinking. It only reinforces their opinions. And the one thing worse than a moron with an opinion is lots of them." -- Scott Adams

In other words: Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.  ;)

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." -- Upton Sinclair

"Hitler is gone, but if the majority of our fellow citizens are more susceptible to the slogans of fear and race hatred than to those of peaceful accommodation and mutual respect among human beings, our political liberties remain at the mercy of any eloquent and unscrupulous demagogue." -- S. I. Hayakawa

Palehorse

#2656
April 30, 2013, 12:28:14 PM
Had to ride the tractor today. The grass was so high I began hearing lions and tigers out back!  :eek:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Henry Hawk

#2657
April 30, 2013, 12:31:20 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on April 30, 2013, 12:28:14 PM
Had to ride the tractor today. The grass was so high I began hearing lions and tigers out back!  :eek:

Lions and tigers and bears..............OH MY!
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Palehorse

#2658
April 30, 2013, 12:31:47 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on April 30, 2013, 12:31:20 PM
Lions and tigers and bears..............OH MY!

Bears? Are they still around?  :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Henry Hawk

#2659
April 30, 2013, 12:40:19 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on April 30, 2013, 12:31:47 PM
Bears? Are they still around?  :biggrin:

According to Dorothy they were...

My yard is going to need to be bailed!!!  I went to florida two weeks ago for vacation......then to Seattle last weekend for work.......and my mower decided NOT to particpate in its seasonal duties........so, I bought a used one last night to get me over this hump.  My youngest has B-ball practice tonight and a game tomorrow........MUST squeeze in some yard time SOON.
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Palehorse

#2660
April 30, 2013, 12:43:37 PM
 Umm Yeah. . . this thing called work is getting in the way of life!


R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Henry Hawk

#2661
April 30, 2013, 12:46:38 PM
and that really SUCKS TOO!!!

My 90 year old dad has PROMISED he would hit the lottery for me, by brother and sister...........I politely told him the other night, that he MIGHT need to hurry.
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Palehorse

#2662
April 30, 2013, 12:48:21 PM
Ummm, Yeah. I'm going to win it first. Ummkay? Great. . . 
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Henry Hawk

#2663
April 30, 2013, 12:52:00 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on April 30, 2013, 12:48:21 PM
Ummm, Yeah. I'm going to win it first. Ummkay? Great. . . 

But MY DAD, PROMISED!!!

But, maybe if it is large enough, I can help our that "early retirement" plan you once had...
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Palehorse

#2664
May 01, 2013, 11:29:53 AM
Let's face it; we both have a better chance of being struck by lightening under clear blue skies than winning this, or having any member of our immediate families win it.
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Henry Hawk

#2665
May 01, 2013, 11:41:07 AM
Quote from: Palehorse on May 01, 2013, 11:29:53 AM
Let's face it; we both have a better chance of being struck by lightening under clear blue skies than winning this, or having any member of our immediate families win it.

but what your telling me is that there IS indeed a chance!!!!!!

I gotta go!!................................................
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

The Troll

#2666
May 01, 2013, 04:20:43 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on April 30, 2013, 12:52:00 PM
But MY DAD, PROMISED!!!

But, maybe if it is large enough, I can help our that "early retirement" plan you once had...


  Why don't you and dear old dad try praying.  :pray:  We seen what it has done for Tim Tebow :haha:  you seen what it has done for him.  :pray: :preach:   :laugh:

Henry Hawk

#2667
May 02, 2013, 08:14:10 AM
Quote from: The Troll on May 01, 2013, 04:20:43 PM

  Why don't you and dear old dad try praying.  :pray:  We seen what it has done for Tim Tebow :haha:  you seen what it has done for him.  :pray: :preach:   :laugh:

Yes, it appears that he is a very competent, intelligent young man, who has his shit together.
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

The Troll

#2668
May 02, 2013, 09:55:42 AM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on May 02, 2013, 08:14:10 AM
Yes, it appears that he is a very competent, intelligent young man, who has his shit together.


  But, can he ever get a job playing football full time?  Praying doesn't seem to help.   :wink: :smile:

Henry Hawk

#2669
May 02, 2013, 10:14:14 AM
Quote from: The Troll on May 02, 2013, 09:55:42 AM

  But, can he ever get a job playing football full time?  Praying doesn't seem to help.   :wink: :smile:

His career is not over yet either.  I bet if he announced he was Gay, he would get a job as QB in a heartbeat.  For some reason, the fans WANT him to fail.  Why?  I think it is because he is a proud Christian and that bothers the hell outta some folks.
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW
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