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Henry Hawk

#2220
February 11, 2013, 05:05:40 PM
Quote from: Locutus on February 11, 2013, 04:42:11 PM
My grandfather quit cold turkey and it never seemed to bother him.  Others I know who have tried have found it more difficult.  I've never smoked so I can't really speak to either method. 

Neither have I, so it is easy for me to say........QUIT!!!
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

The Troll

#2221
February 11, 2013, 10:53:32 PM
Quote from: Olias on February 11, 2013, 04:36:09 PM
I haven't had a cigarette since last Wednesday. Haven't even wanted one until today. And even today hasn't been too bad. Cold turkey isn't so awfully bad.

  I quit 32 years ago after smoking a carton a week.  I went cold turkey twice before it worked.  The first time I went a year, but I started working with smokers and started again.  The last time took and today cigarette smoke really bothers me.

  It's rough and for a long time watching someone light one up and the first fresh smoke bothered me.  But it is wonderful not to be hooked on $40 a cartoon cigarettes.  :biggrin:

  Just think my habit I had would cost me $40 a week $160 a month and $2,080 a year and they were killing me.  :reap: :dig:     WOW!   :yes: :biggrin:

Locutus

#2222
February 11, 2013, 11:40:34 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on February 11, 2013, 12:37:31 PM
Could a massive earthquake be forthcoming, centered within the vatican?

No earthquake!  LIGHTNING!!!!  FROM ABOVE!!!!  Jeebus is PIZZED OFF!!!

A sign from God? Lighting strikes the basilica of St.Peter's dome earlier this evening during a storm that struck Rome on the same day Pope Benedict XVI announced his resignation    :spooked: :spooked: :spooked: :spooked:



Link to Story
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Palehorse

#2223
February 12, 2013, 12:30:43 AM
Quote from: Locutus on February 11, 2013, 11:40:34 PM
No earthquake!  LIGHTNING!!!!  FROM ABOVE!!!!  Jeebus is PIZZED OFF!!!

A sign from God? Lighting strikes the basilica of St.Peter's dome earlier this evening during a storm that struck Rome on the same day Pope Benedict XVI announced his resignation    :spooked: :spooked: :spooked: :spooked:



Link to Story

:icon_twisted: :icon_twisted: :icon_twisted:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Locutus

#2224
February 12, 2013, 12:59:43 AM
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Palehorse

#2225
February 12, 2013, 01:01:39 AM
Quote from: Locutus on February 12, 2013, 12:59:43 AM
:rotfl:

;D

That is just Gawds "shot across the bow". He'll shake the ship in a little bit!  :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#2226
February 12, 2013, 01:09:59 AM
Quote from: Olias on February 11, 2013, 04:26:01 PM
I looked Death in the eye last week and I spat on him.

I'm back. And I'm pissed off. I have officially earned the right to be a crotchety old man.

:rant: :rant: :rant:

Dude! What the heck happened? (If I may be so bold as to inquire).

Noticed you had not been around but assumed you were on a field trip or something. . .

I guess this is another thing we have in common then! I faced the reaper myself a few short weeks ago with the same result.  :yes:

Crotchety? Maybe. But old? Nevah!  :smile:

At any rate, glad you are okay and able to tell the tale!  :yes: :yes: :smitten:

We love you man!
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

duke jupiter

#2227
February 12, 2013, 08:55:10 AM
Glad to see you back Bo D.
:rock:
Best regards,
Duke ( Ole' Bo D is a tuff rascal for sure) Jupiter
Watch out for Goofy!

The Troll

#2228
February 12, 2013, 11:22:02 AM
Quote from: Locutus on February 11, 2013, 11:40:34 PM
No earthquake!  LIGHTNING!!!!  FROM ABOVE!!!!  Jeebus is PIZZED OFF!!!

A sign from God? Lighting strikes the basilica of St.Peter's dome earlier this evening during a storm that struck Rome on the same day Pope Benedict XVI announced his resignation    :spooked: :spooked: :spooked: :spooked:



Link to Story


   No, no, no, god was just charging the batteries in the basement to run all of the lights.     :wink: :biggrin:

Locutus

#2229
February 13, 2013, 12:29:11 AM
Quote from: The Troll on February 12, 2013, 11:22:02 AM

   No, no, no, god was just charging the batteries in the basement to run all of the lights.     :wink: :biggrin:

:biggrin: 
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Henry Hawk

#2230
February 13, 2013, 08:28:20 AM
You know, I think the Pope is ACTUALLY starting a good thing here, for those who give a hoot about the catholic church.  The word - RETIREMENT -  may enter the thought process of the Holiness....Dang, most of those guys are 80 and 90 years old. 

This guy is 86 and TIRED.  Perhaps it is time to let a younger Holly dude take over the Pope-mobile.  Just a thought.
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Palehorse

#2231
February 13, 2013, 11:20:11 AM
Funny how in 600 years every single one of his predecessors took the position until death, but he decides he needs to retire?

"Do as I say, not as I do" mentality at its finest.
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Exterminator

#2232
February 13, 2013, 12:49:44 PM
Be careful what you purchase on E-Bay............

If you buy stuff on line, check out the seller carefully.
A friend has just spent $100 on a penis enlarger. Bastards sent him a magnifying glass.

The only instructions said, "Do not use in sunlight."
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Henry Hawk

#2233
February 13, 2013, 01:18:13 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on February 13, 2013, 12:49:44 PM
Be careful what you purchase on E-Bay............

If you buy stuff on line, check out the seller carefully.
A friend has just spent $100 on a penis enlarger. Bastards sent him a magnifying glass.

The only instructions said, "Do not use in sunlight."

and that aint' no lie either!!!

I mean, uh, that is what I heard tooo.
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

me

#2234
February 13, 2013, 08:19:18 PM
Oh no, Rubio took a drink of water in the middle of his speech......  :spooked:  How totally awful.   :rolleyes:
Trump 2020
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