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Palehorse

#2130
January 24, 2013, 04:40:01 PM
Quote from: followsthewolf on January 24, 2013, 03:59:00 PM
:rotfl:

Wow.

That's a stretch I haven't seen since my last trip to Wal-Mart and I saw tights on some of the women shopping there.

Quote from: Olias on January 24, 2013, 04:20:13 PM
I think I saw one of them too. When she was walking away, it looked like two bulldogs fightin' under a rug.

Quote from: Exterminator on January 24, 2013, 04:26:57 PM
I saw one that looked like two big racoons fighting in a 50 lb. feed bag.

:uncle: :uncle: :uncle: :uncle: :uncle: :uncle: :uncle:

Damn. You guys should consider writing for Stephen King! You just gave me so many bad visuals I think I am going to. . . :puke:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

followsthewolf

#2131
January 24, 2013, 04:55:11 PM
How about two hippos mating under a tarp.
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

Palehorse

#2132
January 24, 2013, 05:10:15 PM
Quote from: followsthewolf on January 24, 2013, 04:55:11 PM
How about two hippos mating under a tarp.

:spooked: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

followsthewolf

#2133
January 24, 2013, 05:29:21 PM
I've become immune since the one I saw that was wearing lime green stretch pants and an orange stretch top.

It was truly mesmerizing, since she looked like a mobile roadblock on steroids and emitted a strange moaning/grunting sound as she moved.

She was at least 300 lbs. and was pushing a cart that was full of chocolate and ice cream.

I seriously hope it was for a child's party, but I fear it was not.

I was frozen into silence; my mouth gaping open and nearly drooling (not from admiration, I assure you).

Unforgettable.
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

Palehorse

#2134
January 24, 2013, 05:44:20 PM
Quote from: followsthewolf on January 24, 2013, 05:29:21 PM
I've become immune since the one I saw that was wearing lime green stretch pants and an orange stretch top.

It was truly mesmerizing, since she looked like a mobile roadblock on steroids and emitted a strange moaning/grunting sound as she moved.

She was at least 300 lbs. and was pushing a cart that was full of chocolate and ice cream.

I seriously hope it was for a child's party, but I fear it was not.

I was frozen into silence; my mouth gaping open and nearly drooling (not from admiration, I assure you).

Unforgettable.

Oh Holy Hell. . . Just shoot me NOW!  :puke:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Anne

#2135
January 24, 2013, 05:59:16 PM
Quote from: Locutus on January 24, 2013, 02:53:40 PM
Are you watching the confirmation hearing for Senator Kerry?

Watched about an hour of them until I was sure it was just going to be a love fest. I watched part of the hearings with Secretary Clinton and they were a flat out joke. All the questioners have 5 minutes, 4 of which they make a long winded statement, then in the case of a 'foe', ask one question, which is either not answered or answered with a question by Secretary Clinton, then the 'friend' gets his/her 5 minutes in which that person practically gets down and licks the bottom of her shoes while she smiles and nods. A complete waste of our time and money.
"A discontented man will find no easy chair." Ben Franklin

followsthewolf

#2136
January 24, 2013, 06:32:36 PM
Ah, but you miss the point.

It gives the Senators "face time" on TV!!!!!!!!

Reminding the folks back home how the person they elected is standing up for them in Foggy Bottom.

YAY!!!!

(Is my sarcasm showing?)
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

Anne

#2137
January 25, 2013, 11:31:40 PM
You're right and I heartily agree.
"A discontented man will find no easy chair." Ben Franklin

Palehorse

#2138
January 26, 2013, 11:09:56 PM
Hope all of you in central Indiana, specifically north of I-70, got your bread, milk, water, ass-wipe, and eggs today. And kerosene for your secondary heat sources.

Ice is supposed to coat us tomorrow and you know what that means; mayhem and no power!  :icon_twisted:

Slip sliding away. . . . slip sliding awa-a-a-y. . .
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#2139
January 26, 2013, 11:46:38 PM
There are just some things a parent doesn't want to know about their children, and yet they invent things like social networking that ensure you read everything your adult children post. . . Which is frightening . . .
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

me

#2140
January 27, 2013, 12:25:09 AM
Quote from: Palehorse on January 26, 2013, 11:46:38 PM
There are just some things a parent doesn't want to know about their children, and yet they invent things like social networking that ensure you read everything your adult children post. . . Which is frightening . . .
Ya got that right....LOL  Of course there are some things the parents don't want their adult children to know too so it kind of works both ways.  Then you get to the adult grand kids.....  :biggrin:
Trump 2020

me

#2141
January 27, 2013, 12:26:23 AM
Quote from: Palehorse on January 26, 2013, 11:09:56 PM
Hope all of you in central Indiana, specifically north of I-70, got your bread, milk, water, ass-wipe, and eggs today. And kerosene for your secondary heat sources.

Ice is supposed to coat us tomorrow and you know what that means; mayhem and no power!  :icon_twisted:

Slip sliding away. . . . slip sliding awa-a-a-y. . .
I also have my camp coffee pot handy.  Can't make it without my coffee. 
Trump 2020

Palehorse

#2142
January 27, 2013, 11:53:39 AM
http://www.youtube.com/v/m3159YIe2OU

Marking 30 years since SRV & Double Trouble first ventured out of the Texas blues scene to record the album Texas Flood, at the invitation of Jackson Browne and a studio owner in Cali, this and all of the other songs were recorded in 72 hours over the top of some old Jackson Browne  recordings.

The album almost didn't get released, since SRV had accepted an invitation to play on David Bowies "Let's Dance" album, and the offer to tour as a member of his band that followed, but then quit over personal and professional disagreements with Bowie. . .

SRV died in 1990, 23 years ago. RIP.
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#2143
January 27, 2013, 05:12:02 PM
It's raining. . . should be turning to ice soon. . .
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#2144
January 28, 2013, 12:47:53 PM
Love is like a fart; if you have to force it, it's probably shit!
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville
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