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Started by The Troll, March 09, 2011, 05:50:22 PM

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Bo D

#1485
September 28, 2012, 10:07:45 AM
 "Madonna, 54, . . . stripped down to her bra to reveal 'Obama' stenciled in big letters on her back, before promising : 'When Obama is in the White House for a second term I'll take it all off.' "


That does it! That seals it for me! Vote for Obama!  :biggrin:
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."  Carl Sagan

Henry Hawk

#1486
September 28, 2012, 10:24:35 AM
Quote from: Olias on September 28, 2012, 10:07:45 AM
"Madonna, 54, . . . stripped down to her bra to reveal 'Obama' stenciled in big letters on her back, before promising : 'When Obama is in the White House for a second term I'll take it all off.' "


That does it! That seals it for me! Vote for Obama!  :biggrin:


Well, I guess when you put it THAT WAY..............THAT is deal maker  ;D
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Exterminator

#1487
September 28, 2012, 10:33:32 AM
I saw a bum on the corner yesterday with a sign that said, "Give me money or I will vote for Romney."  LOL...   :biggrin:
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

The Troll

#1488
September 28, 2012, 11:53:02 AM
Quote from: Exterminator on September 28, 2012, 10:33:32 AM
I saw a bum on the corner yesterday with a sign that said, "Give me money or I will vote for Romney."  LOL...   :biggrin:

  Yep, did you see the Republican that came up and shoved him into traffic?   :wink:

Palehorse

#1489
September 30, 2012, 11:23:40 AM
The weather is changing and the ravenous tiger has moved back into my belly.

I've got the feed-bag on already, and I suspect it won't come off until next summer!  :spooked:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#1490
September 30, 2012, 11:34:17 AM
You are what you speak.
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

The Troll

#1491
September 30, 2012, 12:18:16 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on September 30, 2012, 11:34:17 AM
You are what you speak.

   What I speak of is how a rich horse can eat steak of breakfast.  I thought horses ate hay.    :wink:

Palehorse

#1492
September 30, 2012, 12:20:45 PM
Quote from: The Troll on September 30, 2012, 12:18:16 PM
   What I speak of is how a rich horse can eat steak of breakfast.  I thought horses ate hay.    :wink:

It was steak flavored hay you dweeb!  :angel:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

The Troll

#1493
September 30, 2012, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on September 30, 2012, 12:20:45 PM
It was steak flavored hay you dweeb!  :angel:

  Thank you Mr. Tease Stud.  Dweeb is a acronym for the phrase "dick with eyebrows".  Thanks for noticing that I have a hard on for all Republicans.  :lol:

  You do know what a tease stud does.  :haha: And it isn't this.  :deadhorse:  :wink:

Palehorse

#1494
September 30, 2012, 12:46:48 PM
 :eek:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

The Troll

#1495
September 30, 2012, 05:59:08 PM


  I just got done watching a hour of 'Bait Car'.  After watching this show my mind started working.   :yes:  Do you think that I could make a new bass plus that would look like this?  :wink: 

  A solid white plug with four big chrome wheels on it and Escalade written on it's sides.  :yes: If it could catch big bass like a white Cadillac Excalade can catch car thieves, it looks like I would have a winning bass plug.   :yes: :biggrin:  It also might work of Bugle Mouth Bass. (carp)   :wink:

Locutus

#1496
September 30, 2012, 08:45:21 PM
Quote from: The Troll on September 30, 2012, 05:59:08 PM

  I just got done watching a hour of 'Bait Car'.  After watching this show my mind started working.   :yes:  Do you think that I could make a new bass plus that would look like this?  :wink: 

  A solid white plug with four big chrome wheels on it and Escalade written on it's sides.  :yes: If it could catch big bass like a white Cadillac Excalade can catch car thieves, it looks like I would have a winning bass plug.   :yes: :biggrin:  It also might work of Bugle Mouth Bass. (carp)   :wink:

It's amazing how stupid some of those people are that go for those bait cars.  :yes: ;D 
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

The Troll

#1497
September 30, 2012, 10:24:09 PM
Quote from: Locutus on September 30, 2012, 08:45:21 PM
It's amazing how stupid some of those people are that go for those bait cars.  :yes: ;D

  You know that every day there sit a new car with big chrome wheels on it.  With the doors open, the lights on and the motor running.  Oh no, it couldn't be a trap, a bait car.  :haha:  :haha:  What mooorons.  :lol:

Henry Hawk

#1498
October 01, 2012, 09:22:38 AM
Venezuela's Hugo Chavez is endorsing  Barack Obama, saying, "I hope this doesn't harm Obama, but if I was from the United States, I'd vote for Obama,"

I know it don't mean squat, but I thought I would just throw that out there for the heck of it.  :yes:
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

The Troll

#1499
October 01, 2012, 12:23:00 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on October 01, 2012, 09:22:38 AM
Venezuela's Hugo Chavez is endorsing  Barack Obama, saying, "I hope this doesn't harm Obama, but if I was from the United States, I'd vote for Obama,"

I know it don't mean squat, but I thought I would just throw that out there for the heck of it.  :yes:

  Yes I know just a little slam against Obama.  Does your Golden Mitten have any faults.   :rolleyes: :razz:
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