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Palehorse

#375
January 09, 2012, 12:02:24 PM
What is it with people in Indianapolis??

EVERY winter season these jackwagons drive into retention ponds! I used to think it was because of the snow and poor traction, but that isn't it. Hell two or three people have driven into ponds over the last 2 weeks!  :spooked:
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That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

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The Troll

#376
January 09, 2012, 05:56:17 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on January 09, 2012, 12:02:24 PM
What is it with people in Indianapolis??

EVERY winter season these jackwagons drive into retention ponds! I used to think it was because of the snow and poor traction, but that isn't it. Hell two or three people have driven into ponds over the last 2 weeks!  :spooked:

  This is one way the people in Indianapolis get rid of the dumb ones.  But some gooders want to put a 8 foot chain link fence around everyone of them in Marion County.  How that is a expensive job creator.   :biggrin:

damfast

#377
January 11, 2012, 10:31:17 AM
since i moved to the house by lake erie, i have noticed here too that there are moron races every weekend.  i can see pretty far around the lake from my back yard.  the best one was the guy with the little toy pickup truck and the big boat.  boat goes into the lake, and drags in the truck!  the driver of the truck was pulling on the front bumper while he screamed at girlfriend.  so, bein me, i just mosey on over, and say, "problems?"  girl starts to grin, boyfriend looks at me like he wants to kill me right there....i smile real big and say, "not real sure there ass-wipe, but dont think she cant pull it out either..." can i say ass on here? well if not, sorry, but that is what i called him....because he was.  soon the wrecker came and pulled his ruined soggy truck out of the water....

and the best one:
there is a girl on a jet ski foolin around a few yards out, she gets the hang of it, and she goes back and picks up her fellow to give him a ride with her.  They are just havin a ball.  Enter third guy who must have been a friend of hers.  He has a GIANT oscar meyer floating weiner.  So these idiots decide to use the jet ski to pull the weiner around in the water.  Thing is, tho, when the guy with the floaty got onto the floaty, it looked almost like an x rated cartoon.  A great big end of the weiner float stuck up and out front, and the back of the weiner float stuck out like it was a huge piece of poo.  I swear i am telling you the truth here, it did happen just like this.  I am already laughing at this little man sitting in the water with a four foot weinie up in the air...sooo it must have been unstable, because he would get up on it for a few seconds, then it would roll him off into the water.  Now this whole time the jet ski girl and guy are attached, and are twisting around, looking at him, i could hear them encouraging him to get back on.  by this time, i have yelled for the kids to come see this...we are sitting on the deck in back, laughing uncontrollaby.  Sooo, the guy on the jet ski decided to go help, and he bails off, causing the jet ski to fall to the side, dumping the girl, who still seemed to have pretty dry hair.  she falls off, he comes up right before she does.  she swats him really hard in the head, seems she is very unhappy with the way things are going there.  she climbs back up onto the jet ski.  he swims back to weiner boy, and he is trying to wrestle this huge weiner with his friend.  I am telling you, we laughed until we hurt.  it just kept getting better, that weiner had a mind of its own, it would roll and flop and roll them off, it would bounce in the water, go up and down. this went on for a few minutes, and i think jet ski girl got tired of them, because the two guys swim to the back of the giant weiner, and use it as a tow rope back to shore.  So as they go by to the landing i see this:: a jetski girl towing a giant weiner, and behind it are two little black balls (heads sticking up in the water).  we got video of it somewhere.  i wish i knew those people, i would mail it to them...i bet they have no idea how ridiculous they looked
It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Henry Hawk

#378
January 11, 2012, 10:59:31 AM
now that is funny stuff!.. ;D
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

me

#379
January 11, 2012, 12:03:55 PM
Trump 2020

Locutus

#380
January 12, 2012, 02:57:58 PM
Man, I'm telling you, as this election cycle kicks in, and the Florida primary approaches, I'm reminded daily of how BAD that SCOTUS decision was in the Citizens United case.  :no:
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

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The Troll

#381
January 12, 2012, 07:23:33 PM
Quote from: Locutus on January 12, 2012, 02:57:58 PM
Man, I'm telling you, as this election cycle kicks in, and the Florida primary approaches, I'm reminded daily of how BAD that SCOTUS decision was in the Citizens United case.  :no:

  Yep, the 5 to 4 decision, five by the Republican stooges.  But, I think it's going to back fire on the assholes.  Corporations are people and with more freedoms.  Give all the money they want in elections to buy politicians and the leaders don't have to go to jail.   :rant:

Palehorse

#382
January 13, 2012, 06:45:02 AM
 :cold:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Henry Hawk

#383
January 13, 2012, 08:31:42 AM
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

The Troll

#384
January 13, 2012, 12:18:53 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on January 13, 2012, 08:31:42 AM
Debt Nears $15,194,000,000,000.00 Ceiling...

GONNA NEED ANOTHER TRILLION...

  Hee, hee, hee are the Republicans going to fight against it again.  Like they did before in an election year and try to shut the government down again.  I don't think so.   :wink: :smile:

  They got enough problems with Mitt and Newt.  Hee, hee, hee.  :chick:  What a lousy group of candidates the Republicans have this year.    :spooked: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

me

#385
January 13, 2012, 02:38:46 PM
Quote from: The Troll on January 13, 2012, 12:18:53 PM
  Hee, hee, hee are the Republicans going to fight against it again.  Like they did before in an election year and try to shut the government down again.  I don't think so.   :wink: :smile:

  They got enough problems with Mitt and Newt.  Hee, hee, hee.  :chick:  What a lousy group of candidates the Republicans have this year.    :spooked: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Ya how dumb...we can spend our way out of debt so lets not cut spending lets just raise the dept ceiling and borrow ourselves into oblivion...oh no wait that's prosperity... :rolleyes:
Trump 2020

The Troll

#386
January 13, 2012, 05:08:02 PM
Quote from: me on January 13, 2012, 02:38:46 PM
Ya how dumb...we can spend our way out of debt so lets not cut spending lets just raise the dept ceiling and borrow ourselves into oblivion...oh no wait that's prosperity... :rolleyes:

  You didn't answer my question, Baby Cakes.  Are your Republicans going to try to shut down the government over the debt ceiling.  :kiss:

me

#387
January 13, 2012, 06:49:34 PM
Quote from: The Troll on January 13, 2012, 05:08:02 PM
  You didn't answer my question, Baby Cakes.  Are your Republicans going to try to shut down the government over the debt ceiling.  :kiss:
Oh yes I did....think Troll think....Oh wait, I forgot you can't think for yourself.  Oh well, I'm sure you'll figure it out sooner or later.  :wink:
Trump 2020

Palehorse

#388
January 13, 2012, 08:24:10 PM
Of course they'll try to shut it down! They do NOT care about anything or anyone but themselves and their evil agenda. They've already demonstrated as much.

The really ironic part is that all they'll have to do is crank up the propaganda machine afterwards, point at the POTUS and say he did it, and the sheep will bleat and nod. . .  :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#389
January 13, 2012, 09:20:15 PM
iPad 3 is rumored to be coming in March. . .

. . .The tablet will use a quad-core chip, making the device run faster. iPad 2 runs on a dual-core chip.

iPad 3 will also be compatible with a wireless standard called long- term evolution, or LTE, which is touted by industry experts as the fastest data network yet.. . .

:spooked:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville
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