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Bo D

#330
December 22, 2011, 01:13:14 PM
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."  Carl Sagan

Henry Hawk

#331
December 22, 2011, 01:17:40 PM
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Anne

#332
December 22, 2011, 05:57:17 PM
I think I will start getting ready for Christmas tomorrow. Do you think it is too late? :)
"A discontented man will find no easy chair." Ben Franklin

Palehorse

#333
December 22, 2011, 06:01:17 PM
Quote from: Anne on December 22, 2011, 05:57:17 PM
I think I will start getting ready for Christmas tomorrow. Do you think it is too late? :)

You had better put on full body armor, pack a lunch, (and possibly a dinner), and if you are prone to anxiety attacks take a double dose of your prescribed medicine.

You won't find what you are looking for in Anderson, so don't even waste your time. Gas up the vehicle and drive to Muncie or Indianapolis.

Then, be prepared to buy everything in one pass, because if you hit the stores guerilla style and store your purchases in your vehicle, the thugs will relieve you of them while you are inside.

Good luck. (You'll need it).
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#334
December 22, 2011, 06:02:14 PM
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

followsthewolf

#335
December 22, 2011, 06:31:58 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on December 22, 2011, 06:02:14 PM
I L'd MAO the first time I saw that!

I'm old enough to remember having seen that when it was originally broadcast!  :yes: :rolleyes:
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

Palehorse

#336
December 22, 2011, 06:33:07 PM
Quote from: followsthewolf on December 22, 2011, 06:31:58 PM
I'm old enough to remember having seen that when it was originally broadcast!  :yes: :rolleyes:

:biggrin: Yup! That would be the first time I saw it too!  :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

followsthewolf

#337
December 22, 2011, 06:36:00 PM
Man, you sure are an oooooooold fart!!!! :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

Palehorse

#338
December 22, 2011, 06:44:19 PM
Quote from: followsthewolf on December 22, 2011, 06:36:00 PM
Man, you sure are an oooooooold fart!!!! :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

111 by the forum calculator - which I do believe uses a biblical calendar in calculating my years!  :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Exterminator

#339
December 22, 2011, 07:37:41 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on December 22, 2011, 06:01:17 PM
You won't find what you are looking for in Anderson...

I quickly learned when I lived there that it was an exercise in futility and that the best use of my time was always to head south down I-69 to civilization.
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Palehorse

#340
December 22, 2011, 07:44:30 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on December 22, 2011, 07:37:41 PM
I quickly learned when I lived there that it was an exercise in futility and that the best use of my time was always to head south down I-69 to civilization.

Indeed.  I worked in Marion County for years, so shopping there was a no brainer. Now I have to make the drive. . .

Pretty friggin sad, but it is the reality. I bet I put 300 miles on my truck driving from here to Marion county over the last 2 weekends. . . But, I GOT exactly what I was looking for and the only irritation was the traffic at times. . . and the price of diesel!
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#341
December 24, 2011, 03:01:14 PM
SINGING JINGLE BELLS DRUNK: Troll
SPIKING THE EGGNOG: Henry Hawk
FALLS INTO THE CHRISTMAS TREE: "me"
DANCING NUDE WITH JUST A SANTA HAT AND BELLS: Sandy Eggo
CHANGING THE NAMES ON THE PRESENTS; "Y"
SWEARING THEY HAVE REALLY SEEN A REINDEER: Palehorse
DRUNK AND DOESN'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON: Olias
OUTSIDE CUSSING THE SNOWMAN: followsthewolf
PASSED OUT WHILE MAKING ANGELS IN THE SNOW: mr442
ARRESTED FOR THROWING SNOWBALLS AT THE POLICE:Exterminator
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#342
December 24, 2011, 03:16:43 PM
Your nuts roasting cause they're on fire
Jack wagons picking at your nose
Yuletide carols being butchered by a choir
Dressed up like naked Eskimos

Everybody knows
Some Jergens and a toilet paper roll
Help to make the season bright
Crack head junkies with their eyes all a-glow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight

They know the coppers are on the way
They've loaded lots of rifles
To leave you splayed
And every mother's child is gonna cry
To see their parents shot and
Not know why.

And so I offer this realistic phrase
To kids from one to twenty-two
Although it's been said
Many times many ways
Crappy Christmas to you

R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#343
December 24, 2011, 03:26:47 PM
I'm dreaming of a brown Christmas
Unlike the ones I used to know
With the treetops splitin,
and children listenin,
To mud sliding through the knoll.

I'm dreaming of a brown Christmas
With every mud-man that I crown
May your days be dreary and leave you down
And may all your Christmases be brown. 

R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

me

#344
December 24, 2011, 05:31:16 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on December 24, 2011, 03:01:14 PM
SINGING JINGLE BELLS DRUNK: Troll
SPIKING THE EGGNOG: Henry Hawk
FALLS INTO THE CHRISTMAS TREE: "me"
DANCING NUDE WITH JUST A SANTA HAT AND BELLS: Sandy Eggo
CHANGING THE NAMES ON THE PRESENTS; "Y"
SWEARING THEY HAVE REALLY SEEN A REINDEER: Palehorse
DRUNK AND DOESN'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON: Olias
OUTSIDE CUSSING THE SNOWMAN: followsthewolf
PASSED OUT WHILE MAKING ANGELS IN THE SNOW: mr442
ARRESTED FOR THROWING SNOWBALLS AT THE POLICE:Exterminator
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