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Palehorse

#315
December 20, 2011, 07:20:04 PM
My head is definitely not in the game this week.  .   .  Vacation starts Thursday and I am already there!  :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#316
December 20, 2011, 09:12:47 PM
I disagree with Kay Jewelers! I bet on any given Friday and Saturday night, more kisses begin with Budweiser than Kay!
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#317
December 20, 2011, 09:16:05 PM
Even under ideal conditions, people have trouble locating their car keys in their pocket, their cell phone, and even their wallet; but they have absolutely no problem finding the snooze button within 1.7 seconds, from 3 feet away, with their eyes closed, after being awakened from a dead sleep!
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Henry Hawk

#318
December 21, 2011, 09:53:45 AM
I saw this headline and just about fell out of my chair!!!....I am speechless!  :spooked:

Man Eats Cocaine From Brother's Butt, Dies

A South Carolina man's brother died after police said he was forced to eat cocaine hidden in his brother's backside.Both brothers were taken into custody on allegations they had drugs in their car. But police told Charleston, S.C., TV station WCIV there were additional drugs hidden in 23-year-old Deangelo Mitchell's backside.
Officers said Deangelo Mitchell convinced his brother, 20-year-old Wayne Mitchell, to swallow the ounce of cocaine to hide the evidence. He died soon afterward."It's sickening," North Charleston Police Chief Jon Zumalt told WCIV. "I got upset when I saw the thing. I was pretty shocked on it." Deangelo Mitchell already bonded out of jail on the drug charge, but now police are looking for him again on charges of involuntary manslaughter. 
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

damfast

#319
December 21, 2011, 10:24:26 AM
only in south carolina, and possibly in kentucky...
It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Exterminator

#320
December 21, 2011, 10:50:02 AM
Crack kills!
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

The Troll

#321
December 21, 2011, 11:33:50 AM
Quote from: Exterminator on December 21, 2011, 10:50:02 AM
Crack kills!

  Yes sir, any kind of crack will kill, especially butt crack.   :biggrin:

Palehorse

#322
December 22, 2011, 12:48:04 PM
Gives a new meaning to the term "bum rush" now doesn't it!  :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#323
December 22, 2011, 12:49:42 PM
LMFATO!

Now they are hawking "the lint lizard" and if you order now, (aka - "but wait") they'll include the "dust lizard" ! (Just pay separate processing and handling)  :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Henry Hawk

#324
December 22, 2011, 12:54:05 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on December 22, 2011, 12:49:42 PM
LMFATO!

Now they are hawking "the lint lizard" and if you order now, (aka - "but wait") they'll include the "dust lizard" ! (Just pay separate processing and handling)  :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:



And remember, this offer is not available in stores, so the only way to get it is to order now!


"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Palehorse

#325
December 22, 2011, 12:55:01 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on December 22, 2011, 12:54:05 PM



And remember, this offer is not available in stores, so the only way to get it is to order now!

:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Bo D

#326
December 22, 2011, 12:57:58 PM
WAIT! THERE'S MORE!!!!!! ORDER NOW AND GET TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!!!!!!!
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."  Carl Sagan

Henry Hawk

#327
December 22, 2011, 01:04:37 PM
but WAIT!!!!

order NOW and we will throw in:

"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Locutus

#328
December 22, 2011, 01:09:18 PM
I haven't seen anything about Ginsu knives in years.  I just looked and they're still in business and selling them.   I guess they're not advertising them as much as they used to, or maybe I'm not watching TV as much as I used to.

One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Palehorse

#329
December 22, 2011, 01:10:26 PM
Quote from: Locutus on December 22, 2011, 01:09:18 PM
I haven't seen anything about Ginsu knives in years.  I just looked and they're still in business and selling them.   I guess they're not advertising them as much as they used to, or maybe I'm not watching TV as much as I used to.

Yeah, we have some house guests and they watch some of that network programming, so I am getting some exposure to that stuff that I don't normally get. . .  :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville
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