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The Troll

#300
December 10, 2011, 04:29:17 PM


  That's good.  But, I heard that the dean of Purdue University took in the new engineer graduates and said, "Ladies and gentlemen I've got so good news and some bad news.

  The bad news is, in this bad economy and the out sourcing of the manufacturing jobs, there just isn't any work for you new engineers.

  The good news is, you can take your new diploma and put in on the dash of your car and park in the handicap zone.   :biggrin:

damfast

#301
December 11, 2011, 03:12:21 PM
it is sunday.  and we are having spag and meatballs, compliments of my girls.  i plan to eat until it is gone! 
It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Palehorse

#302
December 11, 2011, 07:21:31 PM
On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me,
12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics,
9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking,
6 party invites, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests,
3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin &
a creep who won't stop inboxing meeee!
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#303
December 13, 2011, 09:09:33 PM
Saw this on FB:

Poster one - "I say she was high on excitement; and baby Jeebus"

Poster Two: "Tim Tebow?"

Poster one: "Nicely done sir!"

:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#304
December 13, 2011, 09:33:01 PM


HD's new "Wide~N~Long" Glide!  :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Henry Hawk

#305
December 14, 2011, 08:14:15 AM
 :spooked:  holy crap!

what will they think of next!!

That IS unique!  :yes:
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Exterminator

#306
December 19, 2011, 10:09:46 AM
Saw Showtime's series, Homeland, for the first timethis weekend and ended up watching the first 8 or 9 episodes back-to-back.  Excellent drama...and Morena Baccarin is freakin' hot!

Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

The Troll

#307
December 19, 2011, 07:15:26 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on December 19, 2011, 10:09:46 AM
Saw Showtime's series, Homeland, for the first timethis weekend and ended up watching the first 8 or 9 episodes back-to-back.  Excellent drama...and Morena Baccarin is freakin' hot!



  You think they are real or silicone.  They are too perfect to be real.    :wink: :smile:

Palehorse

#308
December 19, 2011, 09:32:01 PM
A powerful blizzard roared out of the southwestern United States early Monday, threatening residents from Arizona to Kansas with a foot or more of snow. . . I'm thinkin if I start dancin now, we'll have a good possibility of a very white xmas!


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R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Exterminator

#309
December 20, 2011, 09:32:55 AM
Quote from: The Troll on December 19, 2011, 07:15:26 PM
  You think they are real or silicone.  They are too perfect to be real.    :wink: :smile:

She appears partially nude in the series...pretty sure they're real.
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Bo D

#310
December 20, 2011, 10:06:23 AM
Quote from: Exterminator on December 20, 2011, 09:32:55 AM
She appears partially nude in the series...pretty sure they're real.

What is real after all?

"What is REAL?" asked the Rabbit one day, when they were lying side by side near the nursery fender, before Nana came to tidy the room. "Does it mean having things that buzz inside you and a stick-out handle?"

"Real isn't how you are made," said the Skin Horse. "It's a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real."

"Does it hurt?" asked the Rabbit.

"Sometimes," said the Skin Horse, for he was always truthful. "When you are Real you don't mind being hurt."

"Does it happen all at once, like being wound up," he asked, "or bit by bit?"

"It doesn't happen all at once," said the Skin Horse. "You become. It takes a long time. That's why it doesn't happen often to people who break easily, or have sharp edges, or who have to be carefully kept. Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don't matter at all, because once you are Real you can't be ugly, except to people who don't understand."

"I suppose you are real?" said the Rabbit. And then he wished he had not said it, for he thought the Skin Horse might be sensitive. But the Skin Horse only smiled. "

The Velveteen Rabbit
OR
HOW TOYS BECOME REAL
by Margery Williams
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."  Carl Sagan

damfast

#311
December 20, 2011, 10:49:14 AM
Quote from: Olias on December 20, 2011, 10:06:23 AM
What is real after all?

"What is REAL?" asked the Rabbit one day, when they were lying side by side near the nursery fender, before Nana came to tidy the room. "Does it mean having things that buzz inside you and a stick-out handle?"

"Real isn't how you are made," said the Skin Horse. "It's a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real."

"Does it hurt?" asked the Rabbit.

I bet Troll is real.  just sayin....

"Sometimes," said the Skin Horse, for he was always truthful. "When you are Real you don't mind being hurt."

"Does it happen all at once, like being wound up," he asked, "or bit by bit?"

"It doesn't happen all at once," said the Skin Horse. "You become. It takes a long time. That's why it doesn't happen often to people who break easily, or have sharp edges, or who have to be carefully kept. Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don't matter at all, because once you are Real you can't be ugly, except to people who don't understand."

"I suppose you are real?" said the Rabbit. And then he wished he had not said it, for he thought the Skin Horse might be sensitive. But the Skin Horse only smiled. "

The Velveteen Rabbit
OR
HOW TOYS BECOME REAL
by Margery Williams
It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

damfast

#312
December 20, 2011, 10:51:29 AM
I tried to say Troll must be real, but I forgot to finish it.   No, I am okay...
It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

The Troll

#313
December 20, 2011, 12:41:59 PM
Quote from: damfast on December 20, 2011, 10:51:29 AM
I tried to say Troll must be real, but I forgot to finish it.   No, I am okay...

  Wooooo Baby Doll,  I'm real alright.  Just watch out the next time you cross my bridge, because I'll be watching you through the cracks in the bridge.  And I might come out and get you.  Hee hee hee.  :seeya2:

Sandy Eggo

#314
December 20, 2011, 06:16:59 PM
Quote from: Olias on December 20, 2011, 10:06:23 AM
What is real after all?

"What is REAL?" asked the Rabbit one day, when they were lying side by side near the nursery fender, before Nana came to tidy the room. "Does it mean having things that buzz inside you and a stick-out handle?"

"Real isn't how you are made," said the Skin Horse. "It's a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real."

"Does it hurt?" asked the Rabbit.

"Sometimes," said the Skin Horse, for he was always truthful. "When you are Real you don't mind being hurt."

"Does it happen all at once, like being wound up," he asked, "or bit by bit?"

"It doesn't happen all at once," said the Skin Horse. "You become. It takes a long time. That's why it doesn't happen often to people who break easily, or have sharp edges, or who have to be carefully kept. Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don't matter at all, because once you are Real you can't be ugly, except to people who don't understand."

"I suppose you are real?" said the Rabbit. And then he wished he had not said it, for he thought the Skin Horse might be sensitive. But the Skin Horse only smiled. "


The Velveteen Rabbit
OR
HOW TOYS BECOME REAL
by Margery Williams


I loved that story when I was little. I read it to my daughter when she was about 4 or 5. When I woke up the next day, she had all of her stuffed animals (no small feat) in the bed with her. She said that she didn't want one of them to feel unloved. :)
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous
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