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Palehorse

#15
April 15, 2011, 10:18:31 PM
Quote from: Sandy Eggo on April 15, 2011, 09:46:48 PM
To quote a friend...and not very well either... :biggrin:

BTW - we might be in the wrong section :oops: is it "being nice" if we're pointing out that other people are not nice? :think:

Nah, but this is the rough house revision!  :icon_twisted:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

The Troll

#16
April 16, 2011, 08:43:45 AM
Quote from: Palehorse on March 11, 2011, 01:12:39 PM
Oil Use in America:

(These are points made during the news conference held today by the POTUS)

  • We own 2% of the entire world supply of oil and consume 25% of it.

  • Oil production in this country has increased to record levels in the last 2+ years.

  • Offshore drilling has substantially increased to record levels the last 2 years.

  • There are a number of on shore leases (long term) that today still stand undeveloped and unused.

  • US consumption of petroleum has decreased 7% over the last several years.

  • Sources for US petro that come from foreign entities amount to less than 50% of the market today

  • The prices of oil products in the US are currently being monitored for gouging, above and beyond the normal levels

  • US oil production has NOT decreased in the last 2 years, but rather increased substantially!


   This is one of your old postings.  This week these was a stock market expert on Morning Joe.  He said that Wall Street with connections with some of the big banks were selling paper deals to the super rich, retirement accounts and other accounts for oil speculation.

  He said that these oil prices we have how are the rich, big money chasing the oil supply to make money.  There is more money than oil.  He that if this continued we could have another stock market and bank bubble "Burst" :music1: Pretty Bubbles :music1: Pretty Bubbles :music1: and send this country into an oil caused depression

  Oh Mercy me, don't tax the rich, because they cause bubbles to burst and this makes jobs.  Sure good people. :devil29:

Sandy Eggo

#17
April 16, 2011, 12:05:46 PM
What's shakin bacon?
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

The Troll

#18
April 16, 2011, 06:40:21 PM
 
  To day in the comic strip, Non Sequitur.  Danae is on a rampage.  All week she has been sending false Twitter.  Thinking that if she says something long enough, it will be believed.

  Today the strip opens up at a bar with her dad Joe, friend and bartender and they are watching television.

  The TV.  Leaders of all faiths gathered to announce they've achieved world peace by agreeing that the one, true religion is... Danaeism.

  We haven't confirmed this yet, but it's on Twitter, so we'll keep reporting it as fact anyway.

  Bartender:  Wow! that's great news eh?

  Joe's friend: Yeah!

  Danae father, Joe:  Wait, you don't really believe that do you?

  Bartender:  Hey, it's on cable news, so it must be true!

  Joe's friend:  Questioning cable news is unAmerican Joe.

  Danae's father:  Ow! My brain just pulled a hamstring.

  So another story in the life of Danae Eggo.    :biggrin:

The Troll

#19
April 18, 2011, 01:05:38 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on April 18, 2011, 12:47:40 PM
:spooked: :yes:

   Huh?  I say boy are you listening to me boy?  What's eatin jowl bacon and tomatoes and mayonaise have to do with what you just said.  Boy don't just stand there with you lips flapping boy,  you listening to me boy.  Speak English.  Hee, Hee, Hee.

  The boy isn't the brightest bulb in the package.  Hee, hee, hee, I say I made a joke, "Dim Bulb"  Hee, Hee, Hee. :yes: :razz:

The Troll

#20
April 20, 2011, 08:46:10 AM
Quote from: The Troll on April 18, 2011, 01:05:38 PM
   Huh?  I say boy are you listening to me boy?  What's eatin jowl bacon and tomatoes and mayonaise have to do with what you just said.  Boy don't just stand there with you lips flapping boy,  you listening to me boy.  Speak English.  Hee, Hee, Hee.

  The boy isn't the brightest bulb in the package.  Hee, hee, hee, I say I made a joke, "Dim Bulb"  Hee, Hee, Hee. :yes: :razz:

  Tony Haywood the disgraced ex-CEO of BP turns 55 years old.  He will start his retirement this month of almost $1 Million a year for pension for doing nothing.  FOR LIFE,  HOW and WHY?

  I get it, if you're in the right place, work hard and do excellent business management at BP, you get big things.  :wink:   :biggrin:

The Troll

#21
April 21, 2011, 09:02:18 PM
Quote from: me on April 21, 2011, 08:30:47 PM
Italian sausage cooked with bell pepper and onion and frozen 'tater cakes.  I was lazy tonight.  :biggrin:


Ain't nothin' wrong with baked chicken or broccoli 'cause we eat that plain with no butter or cheese.   :razz:

  You're a little slow girl.  Jumping off at the mouth.  If you read my post again you will see that it was a compliment.  I said girl "good cooking"  I meant it in a good way. :yes:

  You're like a shark, big headed girl, I say, when you open your mouth, are you listening girl, when you open up your mouth you close your eyes and ears.  :spooked:

  I say big girl, you just stand there with your mouth flapping, I won't make that mistake again.  You hear me gal, I say I won't make that mistake again. Hee, Hee, Hee.   :yes: :biggrin:

The Troll

#22
April 25, 2011, 08:47:58 PM

  :new: NEWBIES I glad to see you looking in.  I want you to stick :poke: around for the election of 2012.  This is going to be a real circus especially with the  Republican Tea Party. :fireworks:  :fireworks: :pink:  :pink:  :pink: :fireworks:  :fireworks:

  Stay around and get a kick out of it. :kick:  :biggrin:  We'll will see if Donald Trump bails out. :para: Here's looking at you. :shots:

Henry Hawk

#23
April 26, 2011, 05:01:13 PM
President Andrew Jackson once said, "the Bible, sir, is the rock upon which this Republic stands."

just food for thought,

Have a great day to all my forum friends.
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

The Troll

#24
April 26, 2011, 05:28:16 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on April 26, 2011, 05:01:13 PM
President Andrew Jackson once said, "the Bible, sir, is the rock upon which this Republic stands."

just food for thought,

Have a great day to all my forum friends.

  Sure is a rock.  Over a 110 bibles in the world and wasn't written in it's near present form by a bunch of phony preachers.  Out of over 89 books of the bible they cut down to 22.  They only kept what they thought the sheeple shouldn know and in Latin.  It has been written and rewritten hundreds of time by thousands of people.

  What a rock.  Tie a rope on it and hold you boat.   :wink: :smile:

Palehorse

#25
June 28, 2011, 09:01:55 PM
I am in a 6-Sigma class this week, and the instructor is from Golden Valley Minnesota.

You should've heard him ranting about ol Barbie B and running for POTUS!  :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

He said if she and Palin decided to team up they'd run this country into the toilet in short order! :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

I almost thought i was here!  :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#26
July 01, 2011, 05:14:34 PM
Well. . . just got back from A & K on Broadway. . . Bought a bunch of fireworks. . . again. . . Guess that means I'll be outside the day after cleaning up the neighborhood. . . again. . . :rolleyes:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#27
July 01, 2011, 05:34:14 PM
2 kids home alone. . . one 6, one 11.

The eleven year old finds a firearm and uses it to shoot the 6 year old dead.

The Martinsville prosecutor has filed charges of murder against the 11 year old. . .

WTF???????
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Anne

#28
July 01, 2011, 07:32:44 PM
Where were the parents and why was the gun where the 11 year old could get it? Stupid people. Stupid prosecutor.
"A discontented man will find no easy chair." Ben Franklin

The Troll

#29
July 01, 2011, 07:34:41 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on July 01, 2011, 05:34:14 PM
2 kids home alone. . . one 6, one 11.

The eleven year old finds a firearm and uses it to shoot the 6 year old dead.

The Martinsville prosecutor has filed charges of murder against the 11 year old. . .

WTF???????

  Just like I've said before.  This judicial system is really screwed up.  We have elected some of the most stupid prosecutors, just look what we have had here in Madison Country.  Pure dumbasses.

  You want to bet after he spends all of the countries money to he's buddy attorneys, do he really think he can get a murder conviction.  Hell, he might ever go for the death penalty.  :wacko:
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