Scary chupacabras monster

[Bo D]

Scary chupacabras monster is as much victim as villain

As Halloween approaches, tales of monsters and creepy crawlies abound. Among the most fearsome is the legendary beast known as the chupacabras.

But the real fiend is not the hairless, fanged animal purported to attack and drink the blood of livestock; it's a tiny, eight-legged creature that turns a healthy, wild animal into a chupacabras, says University of Michigan biologist Barry OConnor.

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http://www.rdmag.com/News/2010/10/life-sciences-biology-scary-chupacabras-monster-is-as-much-victim-as-villain/?source=

[Bo D]

Lester, you might want to pay attention here.

[Bo D]

It just occurred to me how many furry friends we have here that may be effected by this news ... FTW, PH .. listen up, dudes. 

[followsthewolf]

'Scuse me.

I was in the middle of eating when I..........dang, what is that thing biting me there.....and there......and there........aaaauuuggghhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SNARL!!!!!!!!!

[Palehorse]

Bald is in anyway! 

Wonder how I'll look sportin a few hoops in my left ear?

[Lester Sasquatch]

Lester, you might want to pay attention here.

Typical BS from those highly educated fools. I am amazed at how people tend to believe propaganda like that, just because it makes them feel safer thinking the chupacabra is only a dog with mites. I guess this mite makes them grow fangs that this frightening hell pawn creature uses to puncture a vital artery and feast upon its victims blood? Ha, next thing you will be posting stories from college educated fools that say Bigfoot is a myth. I plan to give a speech about Bigfoot next week at the Rotary Club complete with overhead transparencies and authentic hair samples I collected when trimming up a bit. I was wondering, does anyone have any good jokes about unions? Last time I was there the speaker introduced me told a union joke and it was a real crowd pleaser.

[followsthewolf]

Is that like Western Union?

[Lester Sasquatch]

Is that like Western Union?

I guess that would work. The one the speaker told went like this:

Two managers and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when Jesus walked across the water and joined them in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked humbly, "Jesus, I've suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam war...could you help me?" "Of course, my son", Jesus said, and when he touched the man's back, he felt relief for the first time in years. The second man, who wore very thick glasses and had a hard time reading and driving, asked if Jesus could do anything about his eyesight. Jesus smiled, removed the man's glasses and tossed them in the lake. When they hit the water, the man's eyes cleared and he could see everything distinctly. When Jesus turned to heal the union worker, the guy put his hands up and cried defensively, "Don't touch me! I'm on long term disability."