Here's Where We Are Headed!

[The Troll]

Lester, you can't use three-syllable words, or esoteric terms from philosophical studies, and expect him to understand. But I do. Let's you and me get a bottle of Patron and talk about it. Tequila makes my clothes fall off, remember?

La dee daah, you been to college, a big time HR person.  So smart your brain drags on the ground.

Lady I know I could do you your job.  Saying NO and covering your ass and sucking up to the boss can't be that hard. But I know you could not have done my job.   I did my job without having to brown nose to keep it.   Also you might break a nail or mess up your white collar clothes.  Go back to work and screw around with the people who might be scared of you and you can hurt.

[Lester Sasquatch]

I would rather have my brain drag the ground than my knuckles.

[The Troll]

I would rather have my brain drag the ground than my knuckles.

    

[The Troll]

Troll, the problem with your story is that the fire department is privately owned. Be careful not to fall for the Nirvana Fallacy like many do.

The best way to avoid a house fire is to have your home constructed out of fire proof materials. My favorite is Insulated Concrete Forms or ICFs. Not only are they fire proof, they are supposed to withstand sustained hurricane force winds, are insulated extremely well, sound resistant, and so tight air cannot infiltrate so that you lose heat or cool air. Or you could in a cave if bats don't bother you too much.

  Damn it Lester, didn't you read where I live, since my wife ran off with my best friend and took my Trollmobile with her .  I didn't know his name, but when he took her he became my best friend.   I truly miss him .

  I live in a troll hole under a concrete bridge.  Remember me telling that the bridge has been so poorly maintained since the Republican has destroyed the economy I can watch up and through it, the girl scouts march over it. 

  The only thing that will burn in that hole is the Troll, hot plate, coffee pot, the computer and the air when I read some of Ozzyborne's posts.  Ozzyborne Troll.  With Ozzyborne beating the dead horse  

  the Troll      

[Lester Sasquatch]

  Damn it Lester, didn't you read where I live, since my wife ran off with my best friend and took my Trollmobile with her .  I didn't know his name, but when he took her he became my best friend.   I truly miss him .

  I live in a troll hole under a concrete bridge.  Remember me telling that the bridge has been so poorly maintained since the Republican has destroyed the economy I can watch up and through it, the girl scouts march over it. 

  The only thing that will burn in that hole is the Troll, hot plate, coffee pot, the computer and the air when I read some of Ozzyborne's posts.  Ozzyborne Troll.  With Ozzyborne beating the dead horse  

  the Troll      

Ever hear of spontaneous human combustion Troll? It is when a person just bursts into flames for no apparent reason. It happened to a guy up in Indy name of Ed Pierson who lived but the fire burned off one of his arms and a leg. People teased him, calling him Bernie Burnside, and laughed at him when he got mad.  Ed got so mad one night he murdered his wife with a tire iron when he caught her laughing at him after the neighbor yelled "Whatcha doing Bernie Burnside?" over the backyard fence. Ed tried to burn her body in the backyard but that neighbor seen him and called the law. The Sheriff went to arrest Ed but before they could catch him he jumped in the river behind his house and tried to swim across. Only problem was, with his missing appendages Ed kept swimming in circles and couldn't make any headway. Soon he tired out and began floating down river and disappeared under the dark water and they never found his body. People say sometimes real late at might they can catch a glimpse of Ed's ghost from the top a concrete bridge that goes across the White River, paddling in circles down below.

I knew a machinist that worked for a place that made auto parts up in Indy, or maybe in Anderson I don't remember, and he retired probably shortly after the time you started. His name was Joe Chambers and he passed away a while back. Joe told me the story about Ed more than 30 years ago when he was fixing my car so I could get to my machine trades classes. Joe knew a lot about those Voltswagons, put a lot of parts on mine, a manifold and two carburetors from a Karman Ghia motor, and wouldn't take a dime for all his work or parts either. After he was done working on my car we sat in his backyard sipping ice tea and that is when he told me the story about Ed. My speedometer didn't work and a couple of days later I got pulled over on the four lane by a state trooper who said I was running 93 mph. He let me off with a warning, said he never seen a Beetle moving that fast. Another time I was late to class and passed Doug Campton in his big block 396 Chevelle. Later that day Doug told me he put the pedal to the floor trying to catch up but couldn't. Old Joe sure knew his motors and he swore that story about Ed was true, said he seen his ghost once himself.Troll, did you hear that story about Ed?

[Exterminator]

Which fee do I have to skip to get the police to stop protecting me from my unsafe high-speed driving practices?

[The Troll]

Ever hear of spontaneous human combustion Troll? It is when a person just bursts into flames for no apparent reason. It happened to a guy up in Indy name of Ed Pierson who lived but the fire burned off one of his arms and a leg. People teased him, calling him Bernie Burnside, and laughed at him when he got mad.  Ed got so mad one night he murdered his wife with a tire iron when he caught her laughing at him after the neighbor yelled "Whatcha doing Bernie Burnside?" over the backyard fence. Ed tried to burn her body in the backyard but that neighbor seen him and called the law. The Sheriff went to arrest Ed but before they could catch him he jumped in the river behind his house and tried to swim across. Only problem was, with his missing appendages Ed kept swimming in circles and couldn't make any headway. Soon he tired out and began floating down river and disappeared under the dark water and they never found his body. People say sometimes real late at might they can catch a glimpse of Ed's ghost from the top a concrete bridge that goes across the White River, paddling in circles down below.

I knew a machinist that worked for a place that made auto parts up in Indy, or maybe in Anderson I don't remember, and he retired probably shortly after the time you started. His name was Joe Chambers and he passed away a while back. Joe told me the story about Ed more than 30 years ago when he was fixing my car so I could get to my machine trades classes. Joe knew a lot about those Voltswagons, put a lot of parts on mine, a manifold and two carburetors from a Karman Ghia motor, and wouldn't take a dime for all his work or parts either. After he was done working on my car we sat in his backyard sipping ice tea and that is when he told me the story about Ed. My speedometer didn't work and a couple of days later I got pulled over on the four lane by a state trooper who said I was running 93 mph. He let me off with a warning, said he never seen a Beetle moving that fast. Another time I was late to class and passed Doug Campton in his big block 396 Chevelle. Later that day Doug told me he put the pedal to the floor trying to catch up but couldn't. Old Joe sure knew his motors and he swore that story about Ed was true, said he seen his ghost once himself.Troll, did you hear that story about Ed?

  Never heard that story, but it sure is a good one.    I can just see him swimming circles.

  But I do know a little about Volkswagen,  I built a Benson Gyrocopter.  It had a 4 cylinder 72hp, 2 cycle McCullough drone engine.  I had seen some gyro flying with VW engines.  So I found a VW engine out of a bus and put bigger jugs and pistons, increasing the cubic inches and a larger carburetors and a few more items.

  It ran great and it flew, but I didn't know the the bus engine weight so much more the the one in the bug.  The added weight VS the HP it flew like a log wagon.

So I went back to the McCullough engine had the intake manifold milled down and put a new manifold box on it with twin Ford carburetors.  This made the engine produce around 90 hp.  18 more HP with less than 5 more pound of weight.  Now this little Gyro could really fly.

  If you want to see what the Troll built and flew for almost 100 hours actual in air time hours.  Not counting the amount of time learning how to fly it solo.  Goggle in "YouTube - Gyrocotper"

[Palehorse]

Which fee do I have to skip to get the police to stop protecting me from my unsafe high-speed driving practices?

Your property taxes. But then, the city will kick you out of your palatial digs and you will be living in that motor vehicle, and you will still get the protection you do not want! 

[Sandy Eggo]

Glenn Beck, the guy who love his country so much he'd cry for it, was all in favor of the Tennessee Fire Department that allowed a family's house to burn down  because they had not paid their subscription. Beck made a show of sympathizing with the family. But the house "had to" burn, Beck said, because if the firemen put out the fire, that meant another domino had fallen to Obamacare. Really.

During their discussion on The O'Reilly Factor last night (10/8/10), Bill O'Reilly he was "almost" with Beck but thought the fire department should have put out the fire and then charged the family.

But multi-millionaire Beck thought the family needed to pay up first. Period. "I don't know how the firemen stood there and didn't (help put out the fire) but they had to," Beck said. "...As cold and as awful as it sounds."

He likened O'Reilly's idea to buying health insurance after you get cancer. "It doesn't work."

Actually, it's not like insurance, which is money you pay to guarantee compensation in the event of some kind of loss. This was a subscription fee, similar to garbage collection or a road toll. But apparently, Beck will use any opportunity to hate monger against Obama and/or public services.

Uncompassionate Conservative: Beck Says Fee-Based Fire Department "Had To" Let Non-Paying Family's House Burn Down