Lolly is on vacation

[Lester Sasquatch]

I apologize for making a new thread, I am pretty new to forum stuff. But the reason I am posting is to pass a message on from Lolly. She called me to say she cannot access this site from the place she is staying. Lolly is on vacation but I am not able to tell anyone her exact location. I can however say that she can see a ocean from her window and there are no tar balls in sight. She had planned to post occasionally but found she can't so she called me at Morty's house tonight and asked be to pass this along. I understand she will be gone for two weeks.

She wouldn't tell me but I think she eloped with her pool boy.

[The Troll]

I apologize for making a new thread, I am pretty new to forum stuff. But the reason I am posting is to pass a message on from Lolly. She called me to say she cannot access this site from the place she is staying. Lolly is on vacation but I am not able to tell anyone her exact location. I can however say that she can see a ocean from her window and there are no tar balls in sight. She had planned to post occasionally but found she can't so she called me at Morty's house tonight and asked be to pass this along. I understand she will be gone for two weeks.

She wouldn't tell me but I think she eloped with her pool boy.

  If she been looking for tar balls and can't see any.  She must be on the Northern coast of the Gulf of Mexico.

[Palehorse]

I hope she has a good time, where ever she is! 

[Locutus]

I hope she has a good time.  I guess we'll have to depend on Lester to offer up repartee in her stead while she vacations. 

[Lester Sasquatch]

I hope she has a good time.  I guess we'll have to depend on Lester to offer up repartee in her stead while she vacations. 

Heck, why wasn't I invited to the original partee?

[The Troll]

Heck, why wasn't I invited to the original partee?

  Lester, I was looking at your picture and all the hair you have.  I was wondering with the Bed Bug outbreak, have you had any problems?   I have heard they are hard to get rid of.

[Lester Sasquatch]

  Lester, I was looking at your picture and all the hair you have.  I was wondering with the Bed Bug outbreak, have you had any problems?   I have heard they are hard to get rid of.

No Troll, as a young Sasquatch I learned that going long periods of time without bathing leaves a protective coating on my body which I have fondly dubbed "crust". I would have to speculate that bedbugs would have a difficult time attempting to break through my crust coating to feast on my blood. Another little known fact is that bedbugs cannot tolerate blood with an alcohol content above .10 percent. Through trial and error I have discovered the most effective drink to counter these pesky insects is Long Island Iced Tea and I consume them throughout the day, especially after dark.

[LOsborne]

Heck, why wasn't I invited to the original partee?

You were. We held it at your house. You don't remember?

I'm back from the beach. The pool guy had no stamina. And honestly... right now, neither do I. Talk at y'all later.

[Palehorse]

I headed to the mountains. (See my picture thread in my area).

I too am a bit worn. . . Must have been the thin air up there! 

(Welcome back Lolly! Hope yah had a relaxing and memorable time)

[Lester Sasquatch]

I am back! My neighbor must have shut down his wireless router or something for a few days. I couldn't get a signal.